Non-Famous but Frequent DCUM Posters III

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Person who swears everyone loves pigs in a blanket

But they do!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:There are a couple of recognizable unhappy big law wives.

+1

"WHY doesn't my DH make more money! But I married a LAWYER!!"

Including but not limited to:
WHY wasn't his bonus bigger?
WHY do we have to pay so much in taxes?
How long until your DH hit $500k, $1m, $5m...and different variations thereof (how can I avoid contributing to the family): How old before your big law DH hit $500k,, $1m, $5m....

My God woman, did you marry a paycheck? Never mind, we know the answer.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The person in the real estate forum who always replies that she hates houses where staircases are right by the front door.

Uh, that might be me. I DO hate that, and have commented on it when people post links and ask "what do you think of this house?"

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The woman in the diet & exercise forum who exclaims that formerly fat people must really hate and despise their former selves, if they've found success and happiness with changing their habits. She's nutso.

Is that the same person who freaks out on people who say you need a calorie deficit to lose weight? And anyone who eats fewer calories than she deems acceptable is anorexic?

Probably. There's one hyper angry and defensive lady that I hope is a troll, but fear she isn't, and her only retort is "you're fat phobic!"

[Anonymous]

"my son is D1 athlete AND musician and the latter is why women throw themselves at him but he can't find anyone" poster on the relationship forum

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Posters who act like anything mid-priced or a chain or basic is the most horrible, tacky, awful thing ever. Like if you post about how you were on a road trip and stopped at Cracker Barrel and your kids loved it, it’s like they would never be caught DEAD in a Cracker Barrel, and blah blah blah. Good for you. More chicken and dumplings for me.

There are so many of those people IRL I'm not surprised they're spewing their hate on here

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The Charcuterie Board lady.

What food for a 5 yr old bday party?
Food to eat on a long road trip?
Meal ideas for savagely hungry teens?
Pool potluck ideas?
A side dish for XYZ-type dinner?
A post hike lunch with only a yeti cooler?

The answer is always: Charcuterie board

Don’t forget the baked ziti and garlic bread lover!

[Anonymous]

Tippy-top. I despise that phrase. Someone constantly uses it in the college forum. I really hope it's always the same poster and that this phrase doesn't become widely used.

[Anonymous]

Clearly none of you spend time on the college forum where all kids are "high stats" and UVA is a 'safety'

[Anonymous]

Goalpost-movers who don’t get the feedback or commiseration they want, so they change and add details. Usually found in Family Relationships.

[Anonymous]

Anyone with a HHI of 300k+ who insists that they're solidly middle class. Even in the DMV, that's like 3x the median household income.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I know it’s several posters, but I think the same people who say “grands” for “grandchildren” are the same people who say “gift” instead of “give.”

“I gifted our grands new bikes for Christmas.” Shudder.

What?! That bothers you?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The Charcuterie Board lady.

What food for a 5 yr old bday party?
Food to eat on a long road trip?
Meal ideas for savagely hungry teens?
Pool potluck ideas?
A side dish for XYZ-type dinner?
A post hike lunch with only a yeti cooler?

The answer is always: Charcuterie board

Don’t forget the baked ziti and garlic bread lover!

We Are Legion

[Anonymous]

I am hungry now for pigs in a blanket AND charcuterie

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The Charcuterie Board lady.

What food for a 5 yr old bday party?
Food to eat on a long road trip?
Meal ideas for savagely hungry teens?
Pool potluck ideas?
A side dish for XYZ-type dinner?
A post hike lunch with only a yeti cooler?

The answer is always: Charcuterie board

Don’t forget the baked ziti and garlic bread lover!

We Are Legion

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