Non-Famous but Frequent DCUM Posters III

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Anonymous wrote:The person who finds 3001 ways to fit the word ‘suspect’ into posts, but always shortens it to sus. 😒

That’s more than one person, I’m sure. Any parent whose kids play Among Us will have added “sus” to their personal lexicon long ago.

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Anonymous wrote:The Charcuterie Board lady.

What food for a 5 yr old bday party?
Food to eat on a long road trip?
Meal ideas for savagely hungry teens?
Pool potluck ideas?
A side dish for XYZ-type dinner?
A post hike lunch with only a yeti cooler?

The answer is always: Charcuterie board

I’m not this poster, but damn I love a good charcuterie board

I can’t take them seriously since I heard them referred to as adult lunchables.

I don't need to take them seriously -- I just want to eat cheese and crackers until I'm full.

And then some for me

[Anonymous]

The person in the real estate forum who always replies that she hates houses where staircases are right by the front door.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The person in the real estate forum who always replies that she hates houses where staircases are right by the front door.

Oh, is my mom on DCUM?

[Anonymous]

The poster(s) with super smelling ability. Whenever something comes up about cleanliness or laundry, she claims that she can smell it. Have dirty laundry deep in a closet of your house? She can smell it. Haven’t taken a shower yet today? She claims you are stinky. Didn’t shower after you pooped? She can smell it.

[Anonymous]

Posters who act like anything mid-priced or a chain or basic is the most horrible, tacky, awful thing ever. Like if you post about how you were on a road trip and stopped at Cracker Barrel and your kids loved it, it’s like they would never be caught DEAD in a Cracker Barrel, and blah blah blah. Good for you. More chicken and dumplings for me.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The woman in the diet & exercise forum who exclaims that formerly fat people must really hate and despise their former selves, if they've found success and happiness with changing their habits. She's nutso.

Let it go, lady. You are obsessed in a truly bizarre way. I’ve never said anything like the above, but I recognize you because of your absolutely relentless obsession.

[Anonymous]

The nothingburgers.

[Anonymous]

Natural Law anti-redshirter, though I think she’s starting to veer into being DCUM famous even.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:The Charcuterie Board lady.

What food for a 5 yr old bday party?
Food to eat on a long road trip?
Meal ideas for savagely hungry teens?
Pool potluck ideas?
A side dish for XYZ-type dinner?
A post hike lunch with only a yeti cooler?

The answer is always: Charcuterie board

I’m not this poster, but damn I love a good charcuterie board

Same. I think I'll become this poster.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Posters who act like anything mid-priced or a chain or basic is the most horrible, tacky, awful thing ever. Like if you post about how you were on a road trip and stopped at Cracker Barrel and your kids loved it, it’s like they would never be caught DEAD in a Cracker Barrel, and blah blah blah. Good for you. More chicken and dumplings for me.

+1, especially in beauty and fashion threads where the OP has specified a lower budget or wanting things at a lower price point. Posters will get all hot and bothered about suggestions from Old Navy or Target or whatever, but if you want something under $60, that's where you have to shop.

Just generally the people on here who assume everyone is very wealthy. If I were very wealthy, I would never come on DCUM at all. I'm here because I'm middle class and can't afford therapy and need budget ideas for dinner and travel.

[Anonymous]

Elementary mom policer of teen girl clothes

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The poster(s) with super smelling ability. Whenever something comes up about cleanliness or laundry, she claims that she can smell it. Have dirty laundry deep in a closet of your house? She can smell it. Haven’t taken a shower yet today? She claims you are stinky. Didn’t shower after you pooped? She can smell it.

Thanks for my first laugh of the weekend, PP!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The Charcuterie Board lady.

What food for a 5 yr old bday party?
Food to eat on a long road trip?
Meal ideas for savagely hungry teens?
Pool potluck ideas?
A side dish for XYZ-type dinner?
A post hike lunch with only a yeti cooler?

The answer is always: Charcuterie board

Charcuterie boards are nice for adults, but they are not great ideas for teens or young children. Teens need to eat way too much and your charcuterie board is way to expensive for large volume snacking. Young children won't always want what adults want on a charcuterie board. So, either you fill the charcuterie board with foods the kids want and the adults are less interested, or vice versa.

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Anonymous wrote:The anti-littles poster.

The littles poster who think only one person is annoyed by her use of the term "littles".

+1.

I’d also like to add: people who can’t seem to understand when more than one person are disagreeing with them, so they accuse others of sockpuppeting or being the OP posting yet again or something. Just accept that people don’t agree with you. It’s not a conspiracy or trolling, really.

Yes to this.

The littles posters also seem to not understand that the anonymous nature of DCUM means that using cutesy language is always going to be less well received than it might be in a text to friends or when posting on Facebook. Those people know you, and may either share your affection for these terms or simply be willing to overlook it because they know and like you.

On DCUM, you are what you post. When you post comments about your kids and refer to them as "littles", other posters know nothing else about you, and you come off to a lot of people as unserious, twee, and a little dumb.

The lack of self awareness there is almost as annoying as the terms themselves.

Selfawarewolves who can't quite recognize that they do what they are complaining about.

Imagine someone being unserious in anonymous chat.