Please, please release this tape - I will die laughing

[Anonymous]

Bless her heart, Miss Lauren Elizabeth Cutshaw even sounds like a ditzy Southern blonde.

A woman seen speeding through a stop sign at 60 mph (97 kph) told officers they shouldn't arrest her because she's a "very clean, thoroughbred, white girl," police said.

Her eyes glassy and bloodshot, Lauren Elizabeth Cutshaw was slurring her words and a Breathalyzer showed her blood-alcohol level at 0.18 percent, according to police in Bluffton, South Carolina.

Cutshaw, 32, told the arresting officer she shouldn't be jailed because she was a cheerleader, a dancer and a sorority girl who graduated from a "high accredited university."

https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/woman-tells-police-shes-clean-thoroughbred-white-girl-57107431

[Anonymous]

OMG - there's dashcam video.

https://nypost.com/2018/08/08/thoroughbred-white-girl-begs-cops-for-mercy-in-police-video/

[Anonymous]

Can almost guarantee her parents were the "my child can do no wrong" type

[Anonymous]

and a "sorority sister"!

[Anonymous]

I’m from SC and there are plenty more girls (and guys) just like her. Sad!

[Anonymous]

Sobbing like a child when she is THIRTY-TWO. A grown woman. And trying to wheedle her way out of jail after a) smoking a joint, and b) driving drunk. REALLY LADY.

[Anonymous]

^yeah she should fry for smoking the joint. No mercy here in Saudi Arabia.

[Anonymous]

Eh. Poor kid. She doesn't know anything. She's just an ignorant redneck. At least 50% of America can relate to her and isn't offended.

[Anonymous]

I couldn't understand a word that woman was saying. She was completely trashed and crying like a spoiled brat.

The officer was good looking though.

[Anonymous]

She should have just gone to jail quietly, posted her bail and showed up in court for her community service sentence.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I couldn't understand a word that woman was saying. She was completely trashed and crying like a spoiled brat.

The officer was good looking though.

Yup, pretty much all of this.

[Anonymous]

That cop is HOT.

[Anonymous]

F**k her.

-Signed a white woman

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:That cop is HOT.

And ethical! We have a winner!

[Anonymous]

“I was 4.0 in high school and an all American cheerleader.” Amazing credentials for tying to get out of a DUI. Also you are 30. Don’t you have any recent accomplishments to try and use? Thank you for posting this. Amazing.