Please, please release this tape - I will die laughing

[Anonymous]

I'm so grateful I didn't peak in high school or even college.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:“I was 4.0 in high school and an all American cheerleader.” Amazing credentials for tying to get out of a DUI. Also you are 30. Don’t you have any recent accomplishments to try and use? Thank you for posting this. Amazing.

Who reaches back to high school in your THIRTIES? Pathetic P.O.S.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:That cop is HOT.

And ethical! We have a winner!

Worth watching just to watch the cop. agree -- hot.

[Anonymous]

Is this the same defense as the guy who had "afluenza" aka: I'm too rich to know better?

[Anonymous]

I cannot believe she's 32! When I saw the headline I figured she'd be anywhere from 19-22.

I think it's pathetic when frat guys & sorority girls keep trying to relive those days or try to finagle something out of having been in X sorority/frat as an adult. Look, I was in a sorority and I get the sisterhood aspect, but I'm 36 now. I don't even remember the last time I told someone I was in a sorority because it just doesn't come up. My one coworker still wears a Sigma hat, has the Sigma license plate holder, Sigma tie clip & cufflinks, and when we're out in public he canNOT pass up physically talking to another Sigma. I never even put my sorority affiliation on my resume after graduating college because the counselor I spoke with before graduation said it was a no-no unless you were submitting your resume to a company through a Greek brother/sister or to someone you knew had been in the Greek system.

[Anonymous]

I cannot believe she's 32! When I saw the headline I figured she'd be anywhere from 19-22.

Right! She looks like a child, barely 20, if that. Wow, grow up, girl.

[Anonymous]

4.0 gpa , sorority girl , thoroughbred bred white girl and all she has to show for it is a middling real estate license in one of the poorest states in America .

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I couldn't understand a word that woman was saying. She was completely trashed and crying like a spoiled brat.

The officer was good looking though.

Probably won’t end up a “meet cute” story.

Her sobbing that she doesn’t want to know what jail is like b/c she’s “a pretty girl...”

You’re a woman now, sweetheart.

[Anonymous]

She can’t hold a job either, her LinkedIn profile shows a series of one year employments, her current one being just five weeks and according to the news she now longer has that job. Bringing up high school when you’re a grown woman, pathetic.

[Anonymous]

Wow. I had a very different take on this.

I'm guessing most of us (who haven't been locked up before) would behave similarly.

We should be careful not to bask in someone else's misfortune. Karma's a thing.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Wow. I had a very different take on this.

I'm guessing most of us (who haven't been locked up before) would behave similarly.

We should be careful not to bask in someone else's misfortune. Karma's a thing.

Most of us aren't drunk driving on our birthdays while yelling about our cop boyfriends and a barely-there job.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Wow. I had a very different take on this.

I'm guessing most of us (who haven't been locked up before) would behave similarly.

We should be careful not to bask in someone else's misfortune. Karma's a thing.

Most of us aren't drunk driving on our birthdays while yelling about our cop boyfriends and a barely-there job.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Wow. I had a very different take on this.

I'm guessing most of us (who haven't been locked up before) would behave similarly.

We should be careful not to bask in someone else's misfortune. Karma's a thing.

Most of us aren't drunk driving on our birthdays while yelling about our cop boyfriends and a barely-there job.

+1. It's not a "misfortune;" it's a consequence of drinking way too much then driving.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Doesn't this belong in that WHITE WOMEN TEARS thread??

Just thought the same thing.

My BIL is a LEO. They sometimes will request a white female officer to pick up a drunk white female. She will deal with much less drama.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Wow. I had a very different take on this.

I'm guessing most of us (who haven't been locked up before) would behave similarly.

We should be careful not to bask in someone else's misfortune. Karma's a thing.

Most of us aren't drunk driving on our birthdays while yelling about our cop boyfriends and a barely-there job.

+1. It's not a "misfortune;" it's a consequence of drinking way too much then driving.

I get that, genius. My point is why would anyone "die laughing" about this young woman's issues? She needs help; not ridicule and bullying. But clearly I see this differently...