The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

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Anonymous wrote:I agree she's got great legs and I think the bike shorts under the outfit look good and are a safe choice. What I really don't link is how white, white, white it is. Is it a nurse cosplay? She's even wearing a white 'hat'. Who can be active and keep their shoes that white?

Clearly you’ve never played tennis or been to a tennis club. Many have whites rules. And the bike shorts aren’t actually bike shorts, they are part of the tennis skirt (or dress).

DP. PP is right though that she manages to make the outfit look weird, somehow. It’s a pretty standard tennis outfit but it looks as off as ever. If there were some sparkles on it she’d have the Palm Beach granny and toddler pageant portions of her clothing personality nailed.

The lines above the waist are up a notch too high which toddlerizes the outfit.
But her legs are great.

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I don't know where else to put this but, like The Ring, I can't not pass it along

These are apparently not wax simulacrums, but the real life Laura Loomer and Roger Stone

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Re: the magazine that costs $20; I would wager it’s the kind of thing mailed to residents on the island. Also love the high neck dress, perfect for sub zero Palm Beaxh soirées.

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Anonymous wrote:I don't know where else to put this but, like The Ring, I can't not pass it along

These are apparently not wax simulacrums, but the real life Laura Loomer and Roger Stone

So weird. Both look terribly ugly but like they try a lot. What is this?

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Are any of the Trump women expected to make an appearance at the courthouse this week?

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I love Ivanka's dress, but...what was the dress code at this event? Jared is in a linen suit, the other women in sundresses, and Ivanka is full evening glam.

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Omg Tiffany’s dress is from Zimmermann. I recognize it.

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Anonymous wrote:I love Ivanka's dress, but...what was the dress code at this event? Jared is in a linen suit, the other women in sundresses, and Ivanka is full evening glam.

God they are all so annoying to even look at.

I don't hate Ivanka in the tennis dress per se, she does have the body to pull it off, but honestly it looks like what a poor person thinks a rich person wears to play tennis. Most clubs have dropped the all white rule.

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Anonymous wrote:I love Ivanka's dress, but...what was the dress code at this event? Jared is in a linen suit, the other women in sundresses, and Ivanka is full evening glam.

What even is the event? Family related I assume if Kimberly and Vanessa are both there.

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Omg Vanessa! I remember Vanessa.

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Anonymous wrote:Omg Vanessa! I remember Vanessa.

It's Vanessa and Not-Vanessa!

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The event is Arabella Kushner's bat mitzvah.

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Oh, Guilfoyle. Never change with your Mistress of the Dark vibe.

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Anonymous wrote:The event is Arabella Kushner's bat mitzvah.

Makes sense that Vanessa would be there but I thought she had the good sense now not to pose for pictures with these cretins.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I love Ivanka's dress, but...what was the dress code at this event? Jared is in a linen suit, the other women in sundresses, and Ivanka is full evening glam.

What even is the event? Family related I assume if Kimberly and Vanessa are both there.

It's Arabella's bat mitzvah. It looks like Arabella started out in a longer dress that transformed into a shorter one for the party. I love the color of Ivanka's dress and it, surprisingly, fits and is flattering but it's far too formal compared to what everyone else is wearing.