Me first:
When we met, it was fun because we were so different, there was immediate physical attraction, and the sex was incredible. But the reality is that we are incompatible and every year this fact becomes more obvious. We want completely different things out of life, including where to live, when to retire, and what to do after retiring. The only thing that has kept us together is a great kid who is now out of the house. It is time to go our separate ways. How I bring this up to you and your response gives me a lot of anxiety. But perhaps you are thinking the exact same thing. We did a lot of great things together and will always be part of each other's lives, but we do not work as a couple. |
Work out your arms and chest more. You look too scrawny. I lust over the men with huge arms and shoulders at the gym. |
I adore you but I can’t sleep in the same room as you unless you get the snoring under control. I know it’s not intentional, and it hurts you when I sneak out to the guest room, but I am human and I need to sleep! |
You sound like an amazing wife. Not. I am a woman. |
I wish I’d agreed when you suggested I SAH. |
Please stop joking about me being pregnant or us having another baby. I have zero interest and will never allow it to happen as long as my uterus is involved. |
As many times as i have asked you to put down your phone/Games/mindless Facebook scrolling...Im so fed up.
If you don’t listen to what I’m trying to tell you, trying to look after your well-being, to help you reach goals that YOU want...I don’t know what else to do. |
This seems so easy to change, why can’t you bring it up again? |
I would say any of these things to my spouse. I don't understand why PPs don't. |
I really want another baby and actually secretly hope for twins because I would love to have four kids.
Don’t worry, I know it’s not going to happen, but please stop asking when I’m going to get rid of the baby stuff, okay? I’m still sad about it. |
Jesus, tell him to get a sleep apnea test and if necessary a CPAP. This is a health issue. You don't want him dying in his sleep or falling asleep at the wheel. |
I’m going to get fired soon which is why I’m so uptight about our spending. |
So ditch the birth control and have an "oops guess what honey!" |
We’ve adjusted to a standard of living that I think would be hard to step away from now without some pain. |
I know about your crazy obsession for your boss. |