The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

[Anonymous]

the groom--I hate his sleaze-stache. He couldn't shave?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Guys I love making fun of the Trump women’s fashion and I hate them, but Tiffany is barely a public figure and speculating that she’s had surgery because she looks good in her wedding photos is just gross. Other people being evil doesn’t absolve you of the responsibility to be basically decent.

People are speculating she had surgery because her face looks very different. This is not a question of being evil or of Tiffany having a magic makeup artist.

Look at some pics of her from a year+ ago. Her face looked more like her father in unfortunate ways. In wedding pics, she looks lovely head to toe.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Tiffany lost the raccoon eye makeup for upper lashes only, changed her look dramatically

+1

[Anonymous]

Melania still has her side-eye working



Tiff's reception dress

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Love Tiffany's dress. Is He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named really walking down the aisle with his thumb up??? How embarrassing.



Tiffany definitely got a chin and maybe cheek implants - she looks great though.

Looks like a cauliflower arch.

[Anonymous]

I wonder how Tiff would look with darker hair + spray tan.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Melania still has her side-eye working



Tiff's reception dress

Tiffany got her usual face back for the reception. Not a criticism. She looks great in all her pictures. I hope she gets away from her crazy dad and makes a happy life for herself.

[Anonymous]

Tiffany is beautiful and her dress is lovely. Kimberly and Lara do not age well. The others are fine, because they pick elegance over sexy.

Congrats to the bride and groom, and may they escape Trump’s shadow. Same wish for the youngest (he’s so tall!!!).

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:And, no, Ivanka does not disappoint. Have at it ladies!

It’s the I dream of Ivanka dress. I love the pre-wedding dress, she looks good.

She looks like a Florida Christmas elf.

[Anonymous]

Wedding edition: We’ve really lowered the bar on beauty. Yikes all around.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

The blond on the end looks like Grute and the black darkness on the end is actually dressed as an actual gargoyle and in black at a virgin's wedding. What's wrong with these people?

Love Tiff's look, dress, makeup, hair but not the fake teeth.

[Anonymous]

A receding chin is a really unfortunate feature, and it seems to be extremely genetically dominant in the Trump clan. The adult generation have gotten it fixed (women) or grown beards (men) but you can see it in the new generation. They will keep plastic surgeons in business for decades to come!

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

It's like she forgot the silk layer and only used chiffon.

I don't mind the dress that much. But why is she wearing stripper shoes with it?

This is so DCUM. Those shoes are fine. She is not going to wear a pair of hideous Tevas or Birkenstocks like all you women here try to do with every dress.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

I like that her dress is modestly cut even if it is too sparkly for my taste. I think she looks lovely here.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

It’s Tiffany’s day, and so her branch of the family has the advantage for once. But boy did they make the most of it! They’re the only two who don’t look cursed in these photos. As usual, Ivanka thought she could make a half effort and still outshine her sister, but here she’s fully eclipsed. How it should be at a wedding, but certainly not by sisterly grace in this case.

We may never see them all collected again, but Tiffany and Marla are ascendent—at least that’s the picture they paint.