The Trump Women and their Fashion Mishaps - Part Three

[Anonymous]

This is the proof that our most hated Tweeter is not a brit although she loves all things not Megan Markle. [twitter]https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/1303342.page#31212560[/twitter]

[Anonymous]

^^ sorry all. I guess I forgot how to embed twitter overnight.

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Anonymous wrote:Just be glad that we are not brits or we'd be debating this monstrosity :

LOL. That twitter account is so weird. She's American but obsessed with the royals. She has a tweet where she referred to Princess Charlotte, a child she has never met, as "our dear Charlotte." Like, "our"? What?

She also conveniently loves the royals, thinks Melania/Ivanka/Usha are classy American equivalents of the royals, but thinks Meghan Markle is trashy. Go figure!

I believe she's British, so her reference to "our dear Charlotte" makes sense.

No, she tweeted about being American but I can't find it. I don't have a twitter so it's hard but hang on, I'll find it soon lol.

You are right. I almost fell offf my chair.

Here's the tweet--you forgot to go to twitter to get the link I believe

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Anonymous wrote:Just be glad that we are not brits or we'd be debating this monstrosity :

LOL. That twitter account is so weird. She's American but obsessed with the royals. She has a tweet where she referred to Princess Charlotte, a child she has never met, as "our dear Charlotte." Like, "our"? What?

She also conveniently loves the royals, thinks Melania/Ivanka/Usha are classy American equivalents of the royals, but thinks Meghan Markle is trashy. Go figure!

I believe she's British, so her reference to "our dear Charlotte" makes sense.

No, she tweeted about being American but I can't find it. I don't have a twitter so it's hard but hang on, I'll find it soon lol.

You are right. I almost fell offf my chair.

Here's the tweet--you forgot to go to twitter to get the link I believe

I have never seen a naughty Pilgrim costume before.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Just be glad that we are not brits or we'd be debating this monstrosity :

LOL. That twitter account is so weird. She's American but obsessed with the royals. She has a tweet where she referred to Princess Charlotte, a child she has never met, as "our dear Charlotte." Like, "our"? What?

She also conveniently loves the royals, thinks Melania/Ivanka/Usha are classy American equivalents of the royals, but thinks Meghan Markle is trashy. Go figure!

I believe she's British, so her reference to "our dear Charlotte" makes sense.

No, she tweeted about being American but I can't find it. I don't have a twitter so it's hard but hang on, I'll find it soon lol.

You are right. I almost fell offf my chair.

Here's the tweet--you forgot to go to twitter to get the link I believe

I have never seen a naughty Pilgrim costume before.

Rem is a Republican and probably knows a few guys who love a little historical roleplay action fwiw.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Just be glad that we are not brits or we'd be debating this monstrosity :

LOL. That twitter account is so weird. She's American but obsessed with the royals. She has a tweet where she referred to Princess Charlotte, a child she has never met, as "our dear Charlotte." Like, "our"? What?

She also conveniently loves the royals, thinks Melania/Ivanka/Usha are classy American equivalents of the royals, but thinks Meghan Markle is trashy. Go figure!

I believe she's British, so her reference to "our dear Charlotte" makes sense.

No, she tweeted about being American but I can't find it. I don't have a twitter so it's hard but hang on, I'll find it soon lol.

You are right. I almost fell offf my chair.

Here's the tweet--you forgot to go to twitter to get the link I believe

I have never seen a naughty Pilgrim costume before.

Rem is a Republican and probably knows a few guys who love a little historical roleplay action fwiw.

That's what I'm talking about!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Not sure this is going to work but Ivanka put together a 2025 fashion roll.
https://www.tiktok.com/@ivankatrump/video/7590060645110779167

The near miss mouth kiss with Pater is sooo creepy.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Just be glad that we are not brits or we'd be debating this monstrosity :

What I think is funny about that is that it was a collab… that is, it took TWO designers to come up with that!

I think it is cute! Business in the front, party in the back!

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An apple-shaped body, also called a round or oval shape, means you carry more weight in your midsection (stomach and waist), have broader shoulders and a fuller bust compared to narrower hips, and tend to have leaner arms and legs, with less waist definition.

This is the definition of an apple shape. Let's see if they apply to Melania:

-Carries more weight in her midsection - check
-Broader shoulders and a fuller bust - check
-Leaner arms and legs - check
-Less waist definition - check

A pear-shaped body (or triangle shape) is characterized by narrower shoulders and bust compared to fuller hips, thighs, and buttocks, creating a silhouette like a pear with a well-defined waist.

-Narrow shoulders and bust - false, Melania has neither narrow shoulders nor bust
-Fuller hips, thighs and buttocks - false
-Well-defined waist - false

Again, it doesn't really matter because she looks great in everything, but I am a vote for the apple category. She is just definitionally not a pear.

Here's a pic from a long time ago, so not dealing with middle age changes. I have no idea what her natural bust size would be, but looking at the underlying frame this looks to me like what the internet calls an inverted triangle--broad shoulders, slim waist and hips. I think she looks the slimmest when she's wearing pants (a lot of dresses do make her look poochy, or she wears them with a high waistline and a fuller skirt that make her bottom half look wide.

FIFY

Well, that picture certainly clarifies her body type, but I’m too tired to come up with a clever name for said type. Inverted triangle with large circles on top? Sort of a Picasso collection of shapes…

[Anonymous]

That picture of Mel is so sad because it shows how pretty her face was before she messed with it so much.

[Anonymous]

“The crisp blouses and structured dresses from the D.C. fashion retailer Tuckernuck dominate podiums in Trump’s White House and are bought in bulk by Fox News’ wardrobe department.

Among those spotted browsing the retailer’s classic, Americana style at its DuPont Circle and tony Georgetown locations: Karoline Leavitt, Kristi Noem, and a who’s who of Republican staffers from Capitol Hill and the Trump administration.

But privately, the Daily Beast has learned, its staff are far from thrilled at being MAGA’s unofficial outfitter. Inside the multimillion-dollar brand, some employees scoff at the women who turned its fundraiser-season maxi dresses into Washington staples. And while the company’s owners insist the label is apolitical, top executives are Democratic donors.”
https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-brand-dressing-magas-leading-ladieswhether-it-likes-it-or-not/?via=newsletter&source=DDAfternoon&user_emailA=e2cd5470d098258ec1f7f6ceda47e7c5&user_emailB=adda4f967c2d7602e688d47d59783c04b268f952c4f486df58e1f5fefae46b83&lctg=63a4782d33f5af80a40a3e15&utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=260106-Digest%20PM&utm_term=G%20List%20Daily%20Beast%20Newsletter%20PM

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Anonymous wrote:“The crisp blouses and structured dresses from the D.C. fashion retailer Tuckernuck dominate podiums in Trump’s White House and are bought in bulk by Fox News’ wardrobe department.

Among those spotted browsing the retailer’s classic, Americana style at its DuPont Circle and tony Georgetown locations: Karoline Leavitt, Kristi Noem, and a who’s who of Republican staffers from Capitol Hill and the Trump administration.

But privately, the Daily Beast has learned, its staff are far from thrilled at being MAGA’s unofficial outfitter. Inside the multimillion-dollar brand, some employees scoff at the women who turned its fundraiser-season maxi dresses into Washington staples. And while the company’s owners insist the label is apolitical, top executives are Democratic donors.”
https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-brand-dressing-magas-leading-ladieswhether-it-likes-it-or-not/?via=newsletter&source=DDAfternoon&user_emailA=e2cd5470d098258ec1f7f6ceda47e7c5&user_emailB=adda4f967c2d7602e688d47d59783c04b268f952c4f486df58e1f5fefae46b83&lctg=63a4782d33f5af80a40a3e15&utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=260106-Digest%20PM&utm_term=G%20List%20Daily%20Beast%20Newsletter%20PM

I was just talking about this with a friend who worked at Tnuck when it first started. The founders are not MAGA. For some reason, a LOT of the current employees are.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

An apple-shaped body, also called a round or oval shape, means you carry more weight in your midsection (stomach and waist), have broader shoulders and a fuller bust compared to narrower hips, and tend to have leaner arms and legs, with less waist definition.

This is the definition of an apple shape. Let's see if they apply to Melania:

-Carries more weight in her midsection - check
-Broader shoulders and a fuller bust - check
-Leaner arms and legs - check
-Less waist definition - check

A pear-shaped body (or triangle shape) is characterized by narrower shoulders and bust compared to fuller hips, thighs, and buttocks, creating a silhouette like a pear with a well-defined waist.

-Narrow shoulders and bust - false, Melania has neither narrow shoulders nor bust
-Fuller hips, thighs and buttocks - false
-Well-defined waist - false

Again, it doesn't really matter because she looks great in everything, but I am a vote for the apple category. She is just definitionally not a pear.

Here's a pic from a long time ago, so not dealing with middle age changes. I have no idea what her natural bust size would be, but looking at the underlying frame this looks to me like what the internet calls an inverted triangle--broad shoulders, slim waist and hips. I think she looks the slimmest when she's wearing pants (a lot of dresses do make her look poochy, or she wears them with a high waistline and a fuller skirt that make her bottom half look wide.

FIFY

Well, that picture certainly clarifies her body type, but I’m too tired to come up with a clever name for said type. Inverted triangle with large circles on top? Sort of a Picasso collection of shapes…

The Picasso. I love it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

An apple-shaped body, also called a round or oval shape, means you carry more weight in your midsection (stomach and waist), have broader shoulders and a fuller bust compared to narrower hips, and tend to have leaner arms and legs, with less waist definition.

This is the definition of an apple shape. Let's see if they apply to Melania:

-Carries more weight in her midsection - check
-Broader shoulders and a fuller bust - check
-Leaner arms and legs - check
-Less waist definition - check

A pear-shaped body (or triangle shape) is characterized by narrower shoulders and bust compared to fuller hips, thighs, and buttocks, creating a silhouette like a pear with a well-defined waist.

-Narrow shoulders and bust - false, Melania has neither narrow shoulders nor bust
-Fuller hips, thighs and buttocks - false
-Well-defined waist - false

Again, it doesn't really matter because she looks great in everything, but I am a vote for the apple category. She is just definitionally not a pear.

Here's a pic from a long time ago, so not dealing with middle age changes. I have no idea what her natural bust size would be, but looking at the underlying frame this looks to me like what the internet calls an inverted triangle--broad shoulders, slim waist and hips. I think she looks the slimmest when she's wearing pants (a lot of dresses do make her look poochy, or she wears them with a high waistline and a fuller skirt that make her bottom half look wide.

FIFY

Well, that picture certainly clarifies her body type, but I’m too tired to come up with a clever name for said type. Inverted triangle with large circles on top? Sort of a Picasso collection of shapes…

The Picasso. I love it.

Aww thanks! I feel like I’ve made a contribution to this thread. The least I can do, after all the entertainment y’all have provided me during the last umpteen pages on this thread.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Just be glad that we are not brits or we'd be debating this monstrosity :

Yeah, that's awful. The big bow especially. Some British fashion is beautiful but when it's bad, it's twee, like this. Unsophisticated, corny and drab.