The Trump Women and their Fashion Mishaps - Part Three

[Anonymous]

Not sure this is going to work but Ivanka put together a 2025 fashion roll.
https://www.tiktok.com/@ivankatrump/video/7590060645110779167

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Just be glad that we are not brits or we'd be debating this monstrosity :

LOL. That twitter account is so weird. She's American but obsessed with the royals. She has a tweet where she referred to Princess Charlotte, a child she has never met, as "our dear Charlotte." Like, "our"? What?

She also conveniently loves the royals, thinks Melania/Ivanka/Usha are classy American equivalents of the royals, but thinks Meghan Markle is trashy. Go figure!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

An apple-shaped body, also called a round or oval shape, means you carry more weight in your midsection (stomach and waist), have broader shoulders and a fuller bust compared to narrower hips, and tend to have leaner arms and legs, with less waist definition.

This is the definition of an apple shape. Let's see if they apply to Melania:

-Carries more weight in her midsection - check
-Broader shoulders and a fuller bust - check
-Leaner arms and legs - check
-Less waist definition - check

A pear-shaped body (or triangle shape) is characterized by narrower shoulders and bust compared to fuller hips, thighs, and buttocks, creating a silhouette like a pear with a well-defined waist.

-Narrow shoulders and bust - false, Melania has neither narrow shoulders nor bust
-Fuller hips, thighs and buttocks - false
-Well-defined waist - false

Again, it doesn't really matter because she looks great in everything, but I am a vote for the apple category. She is just definitionally not a pear.

Here's a pic from a long time ago, so not dealing with middle age changes. I have no idea what her natural bust size would be, but looking at the underlying frame this looks to me like what the internet calls an inverted triangle--broad shoulders, slim waist and hips. I think she looks the slimmest when she's wearing pants (a lot of dresses do make her look poochy, or she wears them with a high waistline and a fuller skirt that make her bottom half look wide.

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[Anonymous]

Well, usually that works, idk why it didn't this time

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Just be glad that we are not brits or we'd be debating this monstrosity :

I'm so glad American women don't wear these idiotic hats and "fascinators".

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Not sure this is going to work but Ivanka put together a 2025 fashion roll.
https://www.tiktok.com/@ivankatrump/video/7590060645110779167

I really love that.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Just be glad that we are not brits or we'd be debating this monstrosity :

LOL. That twitter account is so weird. She's American but obsessed with the royals. She has a tweet where she referred to Princess Charlotte, a child she has never met, as "our dear Charlotte." Like, "our"? What?

She also conveniently loves the royals, thinks Melania/Ivanka/Usha are classy American equivalents of the royals, but thinks Meghan Markle is trashy. Go figure!

I believe she's British, so her reference to "our dear Charlotte" makes sense.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Just be glad that we are not brits or we'd be debating this monstrosity :

What I think is funny about that is that it was a collab… that is, it took TWO designers to come up with that!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

An apple-shaped body, also called a round or oval shape, means you carry more weight in your midsection (stomach and waist), have broader shoulders and a fuller bust compared to narrower hips, and tend to have leaner arms and legs, with less waist definition.

This is the definition of an apple shape. Let's see if they apply to Melania:

-Carries more weight in her midsection - check
-Broader shoulders and a fuller bust - check
-Leaner arms and legs - check
-Less waist definition - check

A pear-shaped body (or triangle shape) is characterized by narrower shoulders and bust compared to fuller hips, thighs, and buttocks, creating a silhouette like a pear with a well-defined waist.

-Narrow shoulders and bust - false, Melania has neither narrow shoulders nor bust
-Fuller hips, thighs and buttocks - false
-Well-defined waist - false

Again, it doesn't really matter because she looks great in everything, but I am a vote for the apple category. She is just definitionally not a pear.

Here's a pic from a long time ago, so not dealing with middle age changes. I have no idea what her natural bust size would be, but looking at the underlying frame this looks to me like what the internet calls an inverted triangle--broad shoulders, slim waist and hips. I think she looks the slimmest when she's wearing pants (a lot of dresses do make her look poochy, or she wears them with a high waistline and a fuller skirt that make her bottom half look wide.

FIFY

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Just be glad that we are not brits or we'd be debating this monstrosity :

LOL. That twitter account is so weird. She's American but obsessed with the royals. She has a tweet where she referred to Princess Charlotte, a child she has never met, as "our dear Charlotte." Like, "our"? What?

She also conveniently loves the royals, thinks Melania/Ivanka/Usha are classy American equivalents of the royals, but thinks Meghan Markle is trashy. Go figure!

I believe she's British, so her reference to "our dear Charlotte" makes sense.

No, she tweeted about being American but I can't find it. I don't have a twitter so it's hard but hang on, I'll find it soon lol.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

An apple-shaped body, also called a round or oval shape, means you carry more weight in your midsection (stomach and waist), have broader shoulders and a fuller bust compared to narrower hips, and tend to have leaner arms and legs, with less waist definition.

This is the definition of an apple shape. Let's see if they apply to Melania:

-Carries more weight in her midsection - check
-Broader shoulders and a fuller bust - check
-Leaner arms and legs - check
-Less waist definition - check

A pear-shaped body (or triangle shape) is characterized by narrower shoulders and bust compared to fuller hips, thighs, and buttocks, creating a silhouette like a pear with a well-defined waist.

-Narrow shoulders and bust - false, Melania has neither narrow shoulders nor bust
-Fuller hips, thighs and buttocks - false
-Well-defined waist - false

Again, it doesn't really matter because she looks great in everything, but I am a vote for the apple category. She is just definitionally not a pear.

Here's a pic from a long time ago, so not dealing with middle age changes. I have no idea what her natural bust size would be, but looking at the underlying frame this looks to me like what the internet calls an inverted triangle--broad shoulders, slim waist and hips. I think she looks the slimmest when she's wearing pants (a lot of dresses do make her look poochy, or she wears them with a high waistline and a fuller skirt that make her bottom half look wide.

[img]https://i.imgur.com/1l0WKIS.jpeg
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I am also an inverted triangle, and when I gain weight, I turn into an apple shape. The fat goes places you don’t want it to go when you gain weight. 🤣

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

An apple-shaped body, also called a round or oval shape, means you carry more weight in your midsection (stomach and waist), have broader shoulders and a fuller bust compared to narrower hips, and tend to have leaner arms and legs, with less waist definition.

This is the definition of an apple shape. Let's see if they apply to Melania:

-Carries more weight in her midsection - check
-Broader shoulders and a fuller bust - check
-Leaner arms and legs - check
-Less waist definition - check

A pear-shaped body (or triangle shape) is characterized by narrower shoulders and bust compared to fuller hips, thighs, and buttocks, creating a silhouette like a pear with a well-defined waist.

-Narrow shoulders and bust - false, Melania has neither narrow shoulders nor bust
-Fuller hips, thighs and buttocks - false
-Well-defined waist - false

Again, it doesn't really matter because she looks great in everything, but I am a vote for the apple category. She is just definitionally not a pear.

Here's a pic from a long time ago, so not dealing with middle age changes. I have no idea what her natural bust size would be, but looking at the underlying frame this looks to me like what the internet calls an inverted triangle--broad shoulders, slim waist and hips. I think she looks the slimmest when she's wearing pants (a lot of dresses do make her look poochy, or she wears them with a high waistline and a fuller skirt that make her bottom half look wide.

[img]https://i.imgur.com/1l0WKIS.jpeg
[/img]

I am also an inverted triangle, and when I gain weight, I turn into an apple shape. The fat goes places you don’t want it to go when you gain weight. 🤣

Speaking as an apple, anyone can be an apple if you try hard enough! Kate Upton is one of us as well lol.

But if anything I think that pic proves Melania is not a pear shape. Her hips are proportional to the rest of her and she has slim thighs.

[Anonymous]

I have fat thighs and have always wondered if I'd rather have more weight in my midsection and slimmer legs. I envy lean legs!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Just be glad that we are not brits or we'd be debating this monstrosity :

LOL. That twitter account is so weird. She's American but obsessed with the royals. She has a tweet where she referred to Princess Charlotte, a child she has never met, as "our dear Charlotte." Like, "our"? What?

She also conveniently loves the royals, thinks Melania/Ivanka/Usha are classy American equivalents of the royals, but thinks Meghan Markle is trashy. Go figure!

I believe she's British, so her reference to "our dear Charlotte" makes sense.

No, she tweeted about being American but I can't find it. I don't have a twitter so it's hard but hang on, I'll find it soon lol.

You are right. I almost fell offf my chair.

[Anonymous]

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