The Trump Women and their Fashion Mishaps - Part Three

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Anonymous wrote:I’m kind of shocked that Melania wore that.

It would look better with fuller skirt, to hide her gut.

I actually think her gut looks a lot better there? Idk, I'm built like Melania (alas, much shorter but same unfortunate apple shape) and that dress is definitely risky for us. I'm kind of wondering if she was on a liquid-only diet for like three days before.

Definitely a risk. All it takes is one bad day and you're too bloated to fit in that.

Melania is more of a pear shape.

DP No she's not. Definitely an apple.

If you google, the internet says a pear or hour glass. Where do you see apple?

By looking at her gut.

Nah, she’s definitely a pear. Look at her overall shape. From the internets ☺️:
While body shapes can vary, Melania
Trump is often described as having a pear shape, characterized by wider hips and thighs compared to her shoulders and bust, with a defined waist, which fashion advice often highlights when styling her gowns and dresses.

But she doesn't have a defined waist. She has a gut, which is why she's an apple.

Google can tell you anything, and it sounds like you'll believe it, but most women don't need to google to tell a body's shape. I can tell by looking at her she is an apple. She has slim arms and legs (comparatively) and carries her weight primarily around her waist, with some extra in her butt and thighs. That's an apple shape.

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Anonymous wrote:I’m kind of shocked that Melania wore that.

It would look better with fuller skirt, to hide her gut.

I actually think her gut looks a lot better there? Idk, I'm built like Melania (alas, much shorter but same unfortunate apple shape) and that dress is definitely risky for us. I'm kind of wondering if she was on a liquid-only diet for like three days before.

Definitely a risk. All it takes is one bad day and you're too bloated to fit in that.

Melania is more of a pear shape.

DP No she's not. Definitely an apple.

If you google, the internet says a pear or hour glass. Where do you see apple?

By looking at her gut.

Nah, she’s definitely a pear. Look at her overall shape. From the internets ☺️:
While body shapes can vary, Melania
Trump is often described as having a pear shape, characterized by wider hips and thighs compared to her shoulders and bust, with a defined waist, which fashion advice often highlights when styling her gowns and dresses.

But she doesn't have a defined waist. She has a gut, which is why she's an apple.

Google can tell you anything, and it sounds like you'll believe it, but most women don't need to google to tell a body's shape. I can tell by looking at her she is an apple. She has slim arms and legs (comparatively) and carries her weight primarily around her waist, with some extra in her butt and thighs. That's an apple shape.

Well let’s get you a cookie pp. Geesh. A little below the belt to say “Google can tell you anything, and it sounds like you'll believe it”. In the end Apple or Pear she still probably looks better than most.

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Anonymous wrote:I’m kind of shocked that Melania wore that.

It would look better with fuller skirt, to hide her gut.

I actually think her gut looks a lot better there? Idk, I'm built like Melania (alas, much shorter but same unfortunate apple shape) and that dress is definitely risky for us. I'm kind of wondering if she was on a liquid-only diet for like three days before.

Definitely a risk. All it takes is one bad day and you're too bloated to fit in that.

Melania is more of a pear shape.

DP No she's not. Definitely an apple.

If you google, the internet says a pear or hour glass. Where do you see apple?

By looking at her gut.

Nah, she’s definitely a pear. Look at her overall shape. From the internets ☺️:
While body shapes can vary, Melania
Trump is often described as having a pear shape, characterized by wider hips and thighs compared to her shoulders and bust, with a defined waist, which fashion advice often highlights when styling her gowns and dresses.

But she doesn't have a defined waist. She has a gut, which is why she's an apple.

Google can tell you anything, and it sounds like you'll believe it, but most women don't need to google to tell a body's shape. I can tell by looking at her she is an apple. She has slim arms and legs (comparatively) and carries her weight primarily around her waist, with some extra in her butt and thighs. That's an apple shape.

You are kind of nuts. Do you have some type of body dysmorphia? Melanie has gained weight, sure, but no defined waist and a gut is a huge exaggeration.

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Anonymous wrote:I’m kind of shocked that Melania wore that.

It would look better with fuller skirt, to hide her gut.

I actually think her gut looks a lot better there? Idk, I'm built like Melania (alas, much shorter but same unfortunate apple shape) and that dress is definitely risky for us. I'm kind of wondering if she was on a liquid-only diet for like three days before.

Definitely a risk. All it takes is one bad day and you're too bloated to fit in that.

Melania is more of a pear shape.

DP No she's not. Definitely an apple.

If you google, the internet says a pear or hour glass. Where do you see apple?

By looking at her gut.

Nah, she’s definitely a pear. Look at her overall shape. From the internets ☺️:
While body shapes can vary, Melania
Trump is often described as having a pear shape, characterized by wider hips and thighs compared to her shoulders and bust, with a defined waist, which fashion advice often highlights when styling her gowns and dresses.

But she doesn't have a defined waist. She has a gut, which is why she's an apple.

Google can tell you anything, and it sounds like you'll believe it, but most women don't need to google to tell a body's shape. I can tell by looking at her she is an apple. She has slim arms and legs (comparatively) and carries her weight primarily around her waist, with some extra in her butt and thighs. That's an apple shape.

You are kind of nuts. Do you have some type of body dysmorphia? Melanie has gained weight, sure, but no defined waist and a gut is a huge exaggeration.

This!

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Anonymous wrote:I’m kind of shocked that Melania wore that.

It would look better with fuller skirt, to hide her gut.

I actually think her gut looks a lot better there? Idk, I'm built like Melania (alas, much shorter but same unfortunate apple shape) and that dress is definitely risky for us. I'm kind of wondering if she was on a liquid-only diet for like three days before.

Definitely a risk. All it takes is one bad day and you're too bloated to fit in that.

Melania is more of a pear shape.

DP No she's not. Definitely an apple.

If you google, the internet says a pear or hour glass. Where do you see apple?

By looking at her gut.

Nah, she’s definitely a pear. Look at her overall shape. From the internets ☺️:
While body shapes can vary, Melania
Trump is often described as having a pear shape, characterized by wider hips and thighs compared to her shoulders and bust, with a defined waist, which fashion advice often highlights when styling her gowns and dresses.

But she doesn't have a defined waist. She has a gut, which is why she's an apple.

Google can tell you anything, and it sounds like you'll believe it, but most women don't need to google to tell a body's shape. I can tell by looking at her she is an apple. She has slim arms and legs (comparatively) and carries her weight primarily around her waist, with some extra in her butt and thighs. That's an apple shape.

Well let’s get you a cookie pp. Geesh. A little below the belt to say “Google can tell you anything, and it sounds like you'll believe it”. In the end Apple or Pear she still probably looks better than most.

Oh, I agree she looks better than most, myself included, but PP saying "Well, I googled and it says this ☺️" when most of us don't need google is annoying. Oh, well, if google says so!

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Anonymous wrote:I’m kind of shocked that Melania wore that.

It would look better with fuller skirt, to hide her gut.

I actually think her gut looks a lot better there? Idk, I'm built like Melania (alas, much shorter but same unfortunate apple shape) and that dress is definitely risky for us. I'm kind of wondering if she was on a liquid-only diet for like three days before.

Definitely a risk. All it takes is one bad day and you're too bloated to fit in that.

Melania is more of a pear shape.

DP No she's not. Definitely an apple.

If you google, the internet says a pear or hour glass. Where do you see apple?

By looking at her gut.

Nah, she’s definitely a pear. Look at her overall shape. From the internets ☺️:
While body shapes can vary, Melania
Trump is often described as having a pear shape, characterized by wider hips and thighs compared to her shoulders and bust, with a defined waist, which fashion advice often highlights when styling her gowns and dresses.

But she doesn't have a defined waist. She has a gut, which is why she's an apple.

Google can tell you anything, and it sounds like you'll believe it, but most women don't need to google to tell a body's shape. I can tell by looking at her she is an apple. She has slim arms and legs (comparatively) and carries her weight primarily around her waist, with some extra in her butt and thighs. That's an apple shape.

You are kind of nuts. Do you have some type of body dysmorphia? Melanie has gained weight, sure, but no defined waist and a gut is a huge exaggeration.

I didn't say gut. I said she has no defined waist. And she doesn't.

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Anonymous wrote:I know people are sick of this twitter account but I do appreciate that this little weirdo always compiles a couple pics of the items and the person wearing them for us. I LOVE Bettina's NYE dress.

Me too

Don Jr looks awful as usual

He always looks like such a sweaty slob. Unpopular take but I definitely think Erik is the better looking of the Trump brothers. At least he doesn't look like he's always drunk/high.

Don Jr. is always trying to look "cool." He really is Kendall from succession and just deeply insecure and uncomfortable in his own skin, and constantly trying to get other people to approve of him so he can feel okay for like three seconds. That's why he's soooooo gross looking, because he's trying so hard. The older he gets the worse it is because he's a doughy middle aged man pulling this crap. It's even more embarrassing than when some 25 year old does it.

JD Vance has the same problem.

Eric is also terrible as a person but appears to be more comfortable in his looks. He looks like a tall, slightly balding middle aged accountant, and he's like "ok, I will just do the rich, trashy version of that." Not great but at least he accepts it. It is similar to Prince William, who has similar looks and just seeks to make it looked as refined and royal as possible but isn't trying to trick anyone into thinking he's not going bald or doesn't have a weak chin. We have eyes.

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Anonymous wrote:I know people are sick of this twitter account but I do appreciate that this little weirdo always compiles a couple pics of the items and the person wearing them for us. I LOVE Bettina's NYE dress.

I love that dress too! She looks fabulous.

Really? It’s so blah.

It looks kind of blah in the pictures but maybe it's stunning in person.

Agreed. I think in person, especially on someone with a great body, the sparkle would be really eye catching and the little detail on the bust just enough to keep it looking classic without being plain.

But in photos it just looks like an off-white strapless dress which is pretty blah. It doesn't help that the photos don't feature the dress at all.

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Anonymous wrote:I’m kind of shocked that Melania wore that.

It would look better with fuller skirt, to hide her gut.

I actually think her gut looks a lot better there? Idk, I'm built like Melania (alas, much shorter but same unfortunate apple shape) and that dress is definitely risky for us. I'm kind of wondering if she was on a liquid-only diet for like three days before.

Definitely a risk. All it takes is one bad day and you're too bloated to fit in that.

Melania is more of a pear shape.

DP No she's not. Definitely an apple.

If you google, the internet says a pear or hour glass. Where do you see apple?

By looking at her gut.

Nah, she’s definitely a pear. Look at her overall shape. From the internets ☺️:
While body shapes can vary, Melania
Trump is often described as having a pear shape, characterized by wider hips and thighs compared to her shoulders and bust, with a defined waist, which fashion advice often highlights when styling her gowns and dresses.

But she doesn't have a defined waist. She has a gut, which is why she's an apple.

Google can tell you anything, and it sounds like you'll believe it, but most women don't need to google to tell a body's shape. I can tell by looking at her she is an apple. She has slim arms and legs (comparatively) and carries her weight primarily around her waist, with some extra in her butt and thighs. That's an apple shape.

Well let’s get you a cookie pp. Geesh. A little below the belt to say “Google can tell you anything, and it sounds like you'll believe it”. In the end Apple or Pear she still probably looks better than most.

Oh, I agree she looks better than most, myself included, but PP saying "Well, I googled and it says this ☺️" when most of us don't need google is annoying. Oh, well, if google says so!

Google Pp here. I thought she had a pear shape so I googled to see what the internet had to say after I saw your message….as I didn’t think she was an apple. Frankly, I’m still not sure as I still see an hourglass/pear shape. I also don’t see a gut or lack of defined waist. Most women her age have a little hormonal pooch from time to time. All in all, I regret the whole back and forth with you because…who cares…. Not me really. Apple, pear, hourglass, or any other body type Melania’s body looks amazing to me. She wears her clothes well.

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Anonymous wrote:New Year's party

I usually like Melania's style but this is so cheap and tacky looking. Great body but she looks squeezed in.

Agree. The breast implants are so obvious too.

Can you imagine the reactions if Michelle Obama had worn this?? Melania is a beautiful woman but does not have the best taste.

Huh? Michelle Obama wore plenty of cleavage baring sequined gowns. And she certainly didn't have "the best taste" all the time.

I guess you might consider this a cleavage-bearing sequin gown. Not slinky but still looks great. And I think Melanie, while I hate everything she represents, also looks great in the NYE slinky dress.

This is elegant and timeless. Not anything close to what Melanie was wearing on NYE.

The difference is that only one part of the look is revealing. Melania's dress shows a lot of cleavage and is close-fitted at the bottom so it gives off a very different vibe.

I don't think Melania's dress is that bad, but it does somehow look overall a size too small for her. Michelle's dress is in a different league. One is party, the other is ball.

Exactly. Michelle is elegant, Melania's is meant to be more tawdry/"look at me" party wear. Not even in the same league.

DP. I think the main difference is actually that Michelle worked very hard not to allow her clothing to ever detract from her husband's administration and was also under WAY more scrutiny as the first black First Lady and so many people looking for her to put a foot wrong.

Melania both gets and takes a lot more leeway, especially in this second administration. She has a very strong "no f***s left to give" energy that Michelle would NEVER have tried to get away with. The reason Michelle has really let loose with her fashion since they left office is because she worked so hard to tow the line while Barack was in office, despite being a woman who obviously enjoys having fun with fashion.

Melania can wear pretty much anything and even when it gets people talking, it doesn't negatively impact Trump because his administration is already insane. There is pretty much nothing she could do that would be more concerning than stuff that drivels out of her husband's mouth multiple times a day. No wonder she's showing up to New Year's in some boobtacular disco ball of a dress. Why not? What does she have to lose? Nothing. Michelle and Barack had a lot to lose and Michelle knew it and did her best not to create negative fallout.

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Anonymous wrote:New Year's party

I usually like Melania's style but this is so cheap and tacky looking. Great body but she looks squeezed in.

Agree. The breast implants are so obvious too.

Can you imagine the reactions if Michelle Obama had worn this?? Melania is a beautiful woman but does not have the best taste.

Huh? Michelle Obama wore plenty of cleavage baring sequined gowns. And she certainly didn't have "the best taste" all the time.

I guess you might consider this a cleavage-bearing sequin gown. Not slinky but still looks great. And I think Melanie, while I hate everything she represents, also looks great in the NYE slinky dress.

This is elegant and timeless. Not anything close to what Melanie was wearing on NYE.

The difference is that only one part of the look is revealing. Melania's dress shows a lot of cleavage and is close-fitted at the bottom so it gives off a very different vibe.

I don't think Melania's dress is that bad, but it does somehow look overall a size too small for her. Michelle's dress is in a different league. One is party, the other is ball.

Exactly. Michelle is elegant, Melania's is meant to be more tawdry/"look at me" party wear. Not even in the same league.

DP. I think the main difference is actually that Michelle worked very hard not to allow her clothing to ever detract from her husband's administration and was also under WAY more scrutiny as the first black First Lady and so many people looking for her to put a foot wrong.

Melania both gets and takes a lot more leeway, especially in this second administration. She has a very strong "no f***s left to give" energy that Michelle would NEVER have tried to get away with. The reason Michelle has really let loose with her fashion since they left office is because she worked so hard to tow the line while Barack was in office, despite being a woman who obviously enjoys having fun with fashion.

Melania can wear pretty much anything and even when it gets people talking, it doesn't negatively impact Trump because his administration is already insane. There is pretty much nothing she could do that would be more concerning than stuff that drivels out of her husband's mouth multiple times a day. No wonder she's showing up to New Year's in some boobtacular disco ball of a dress. Why not? What does she have to lose? Nothing. Michelle and Barack had a lot to lose and Michelle knew it and did her best not to create negative fallout.

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Very well said pp!

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Anonymous wrote:I know people are sick of this twitter account but I do appreciate that this little weirdo always compiles a couple pics of the items and the person wearing them for us. I LOVE Bettina's NYE dress.

I love that dress too! She looks fabulous.

Really? It’s so blah.

It looks kind of blah in the pictures but maybe it's stunning in person.

The fabric texture makes it look like beige and white cotton gingham check in the photo. Doesn't look stunning.

You seem angry people like it lol

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That's par for the course on this thread. If you say something positive, the regulars will pile on and insist you're wrong.

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Anonymous wrote:New Year's party

I usually like Melania's style but this is so cheap and tacky looking. Great body but she looks squeezed in.

Agree. The breast implants are so obvious too.

Can you imagine the reactions if Michelle Obama had worn this?? Melania is a beautiful woman but does not have the best taste.

Huh? Michelle Obama wore plenty of cleavage baring sequined gowns. And she certainly didn't have "the best taste" all the time.

I guess you might consider this a cleavage-bearing sequin gown. Not slinky but still looks great. And I think Melanie, while I hate everything she represents, also looks great in the NYE slinky dress.

This is elegant and timeless. Not anything close to what Melanie was wearing on NYE.

That's because Melania was in her own home and was celebrating NYE. M.O. was at some sort of White House function in this picture.

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Anonymous wrote:I know people are sick of this twitter account but I do appreciate that this little weirdo always compiles a couple pics of the items and the person wearing them for us. I LOVE Bettina's NYE dress.

I love that dress too! She looks fabulous.

Really? It’s so blah.

It looks kind of blah in the pictures but maybe it's stunning in person.

The fabric texture makes it look like beige and white cotton gingham check in the photo. Doesn't look stunning.

You seem angry people like it lol

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That's par for the course on this thread. If you say something positive, the regulars will pile on and insist you're wrong.

I am one of the regulars and I like it.

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Anonymous wrote:I’m kind of shocked that Melania wore that.

It would look better with fuller skirt, to hide her gut.

I actually think her gut looks a lot better there? Idk, I'm built like Melania (alas, much shorter but same unfortunate apple shape) and that dress is definitely risky for us. I'm kind of wondering if she was on a liquid-only diet for like three days before.

Definitely a risk. All it takes is one bad day and you're too bloated to fit in that.

Melania is more of a pear shape.

DP No she's not. Definitely an apple.

If you google, the internet says a pear or hour glass. Where do you see apple?

By looking at her gut.

DP. She's a very obvious hourglass. So was Marilyn Monroe, who also had a round stomach area, or as you so charmingly put it - a gut. Here are some other hourglass figures with obvious stomachs: