Travis and Taylor

[Anonymous]

On his podcast, he is painfully stupid compared to his older brother. Painfully. And his older brother is far from a genius.

[Anonymous]

They are on the cover of the new People magazine and
the very topic of what they could have in common is addressed in the article:

“They have so much fun together, and it just works,” the source says of the couple. “It’s funny to their friends because at first everyone wondered what they had in common, but you realize how similar they are. They both wear their hearts on their sleeves and are all-in with everything they do, whether it’s with career, family or friends.”

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I don't understand how someone can go from Joe Alwyn to Travis--he recently said he had thought it was Alison Wonderland, not Alice in Wonderland. Like how ignorant of popular culture do you have to be to think that? She can do so much better. She could easily find a cultured, worldly CEO or something.

Sounds like he has dyslexia. That’s the kind of thing a dyslexic person would confuse.

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Anonymous wrote:I don't understand how someone can go from Joe Alwyn to Travis--he recently said he had thought it was Alison Wonderland, not Alice in Wonderland. Like how ignorant of popular culture do you have to be to think that? She can do so much better. She could easily find a cultured, worldly CEO or something.

She would be miserable.

Why?

Seriously? Because she’s not a 9-5 corporate person? She doesn’t live the traditional successful corporate lifestyle. She’s a performer on a huge scale. Her schedule and lifestyle is completely and totally different from most people. Whether it works with Travis or not is still to be seen. But it makes sense. They’re both big, bold, outgoing, extremely scheduled people with huge egos. They aren’t in the same profession competitively yet totally understand the time requirements.

With advance planning, she can still do what she does and work around the NFL schedule.

A CEO would probably be boring in comparison. It’s probably more enjoyable to buy the NFL sky box seats, be with friends and family cheering on her man, and make new rich friends who own sports teams.

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Anonymous wrote:I don't understand how someone can go from Joe Alwyn to Travis--he recently said he had thought it was Alison Wonderland, not Alice in Wonderland. Like how ignorant of popular culture do you have to be to think that? She can do so much better. She could easily find a cultured, worldly CEO or something.

She would be miserable.

Why?

Seriously? Because she’s not a 9-5 corporate person? She doesn’t live the traditional successful corporate lifestyle. She’s a performer on a huge scale. Her schedule and lifestyle is completely and totally different from most people. Whether it works with Travis or not is still to be seen. But it makes sense. They’re both big, bold, outgoing, extremely scheduled people with huge egos. They aren’t in the same profession competitively yet totally understand the time requirements.

At least she would be able to have a conversation with a CEO or high powered lawyer or whatever. The relationship with Travis is not sustainable, which is obvious to anyone who has listened to him talk on his podcast. He adds the f word to every sentence and talks in fragments. He is very very far from articulate, how can he be a good match for the world's biggest songwriter?

DP but I am sure he doesn’t talk to her like that in real life. He is well-spoken enough in interviews and he is savvy with media. When he’s not on a podcast with “bros” he doesn’t talk like that. The podcast Travis is a persona.

It seems to be a great match because he is hot, fun, loves family, and is her #1 fan. Like someone said, what else could a woman want? She can get intellectual stimulation elsewhere. Clearly her tortured poet boyfriends haven’t worked out for her for a reason.

He isn’t hot. He has fat genes and small eyes that are too high on his face and too close. His idea of fun is jumping up and down to silly music, like a frat boy. And always boozing. Definitely not the way artistic types party.
That said, I agree with the rest of your statement. He loves family and is obsessed with Taylor, who he knows is out of his league. They might just work long term.

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Anonymous wrote:I don't understand how someone can go from Joe Alwyn to Travis--he recently said he had thought it was Alison Wonderland, not Alice in Wonderland. Like how ignorant of popular culture do you have to be to think that? She can do so much better. She could easily find a cultured, worldly CEO or something.

She would be miserable.

Why?

Seriously? Because she’s not a 9-5 corporate person? She doesn’t live the traditional successful corporate lifestyle. She’s a performer on a huge scale. Her schedule and lifestyle is completely and totally different from most people. Whether it works with Travis or not is still to be seen. But it makes sense. They’re both big, bold, outgoing, extremely scheduled people with huge egos. They aren’t in the same profession competitively yet totally understand the time requirements.

At least she would be able to have a conversation with a CEO or high powered lawyer or whatever. The relationship with Travis is not sustainable, which is obvious to anyone who has listened to him talk on his podcast. He adds the f word to every sentence and talks in fragments. He is very very far from articulate, how can he be a good match for the world's biggest songwriter?

DP but I am sure he doesn’t talk to her like that in real life. He is well-spoken enough in interviews and he is savvy with media. When he’s not on a podcast with “bros” he doesn’t talk like that. The podcast Travis is a persona.

It seems to be a great match because he is hot, fun, loves family, and is her #1 fan. Like someone said, what else could a woman want? She can get intellectual stimulation elsewhere. Clearly her tortured poet boyfriends haven’t worked out for her for a reason.

He isn’t hot. He has fat genes and small eyes that are too high on his face and too close. His idea of fun is jumping up and down to silly music, like a frat boy. And always boozing. Definitely not the way artistic types party.
That said, I agree with the rest of your statement. He loves family and is obsessed with Taylor, who he knows is out of his league. They might just work long term.

Wow, so precisely critical of his looks. Too bad we all can’t take a swing at breaking down yours.

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Anonymous wrote:Also, can we stop declaring we know about Joe Alwyn's mental health. As far as I know he hasn't said anything about having depression.

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There is one bizarre poster who has extrapolated a couple of lines from songs and claims she knows all about Joe Alwyn's mental health. Meanwhile, there are zero actual news reports about anything like that.

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Anonymous wrote:I don't understand how someone can go from Joe Alwyn to Travis--he recently said he had thought it was Alison Wonderland, not Alice in Wonderland. Like how ignorant of popular culture do you have to be to think that? She can do so much better. She could easily find a cultured, worldly CEO or something.

She would be miserable.

Why?

Seriously? Because she’s not a 9-5 corporate person? She doesn’t live the traditional successful corporate lifestyle. She’s a performer on a huge scale. Her schedule and lifestyle is completely and totally different from most people. Whether it works with Travis or not is still to be seen. But it makes sense. They’re both big, bold, outgoing, extremely scheduled people with huge egos. They aren’t in the same profession competitively yet totally understand the time requirements.

At least she would be able to have a conversation with a CEO or high powered lawyer or whatever. The relationship with Travis is not sustainable, which is obvious to anyone who has listened to him talk on his podcast. He adds the f word to every sentence and talks in fragments. He is very very far from articulate, how can he be a good match for the world's biggest songwriter?

DP but I am sure he doesn’t talk to her like that in real life. He is well-spoken enough in interviews and he is savvy with media. When he’s not on a podcast with “bros” he doesn’t talk like that. The podcast Travis is a persona.

It seems to be a great match because he is hot, fun, loves family, and is her #1 fan. Like someone said, what else could a woman want? She can get intellectual stimulation elsewhere. Clearly her tortured poet boyfriends haven’t worked out for her for a reason.

He isn’t hot. He has fat genes and small eyes that are too high on his face and too close. His idea of fun is jumping up and down to silly music, like a frat boy. And always boozing. Definitely not the way artistic types party.
That said, I agree with the rest of your statement. He loves family and is obsessed with Taylor, who he knows is out of his league. They might just work long term.

Wow, so precisely critical of his looks. Too bad we all can’t take a swing at breaking down yours.

Wow is right and mean spirited, too.

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Anonymous wrote:I don't understand how someone can go from Joe Alwyn to Travis--he recently said he had thought it was Alison Wonderland, not Alice in Wonderland. Like how ignorant of popular culture do you have to be to think that? She can do so much better. She could easily find a cultured, worldly CEO or something.

She would be miserable.

Why?

Seriously? Because she’s not a 9-5 corporate person? She doesn’t live the traditional successful corporate lifestyle. She’s a performer on a huge scale. Her schedule and lifestyle is completely and totally different from most people. Whether it works with Travis or not is still to be seen. But it makes sense. They’re both big, bold, outgoing, extremely scheduled people with huge egos. They aren’t in the same profession competitively yet totally understand the time requirements.

At least she would be able to have a conversation with a CEO or high powered lawyer or whatever. The relationship with Travis is not sustainable, which is obvious to anyone who has listened to him talk on his podcast. He adds the f word to every sentence and talks in fragments. He is very very far from articulate, how can he be a good match for the world's biggest songwriter?

DP but I am sure he doesn’t talk to her like that in real life. He is well-spoken enough in interviews and he is savvy with media. When he’s not on a podcast with “bros” he doesn’t talk like that. The podcast Travis is a persona.

It seems to be a great match because he is hot, fun, loves family, and is her #1 fan. Like someone said, what else could a woman want? She can get intellectual stimulation elsewhere. Clearly her tortured poet boyfriends haven’t worked out for her for a reason.

He isn’t hot. He has fat genes and small eyes that are too high on his face and too close. His idea of fun is jumping up and down to silly music, like a frat boy. And always boozing. Definitely not the way artistic types party.
That said, I agree with the rest of your statement. He loves family and is obsessed with Taylor, who he knows is out of his league. They might just work long term.

He’s actually not always boozing. I started to pay attention and notice how often he has water bottles or nothing in hand. In last week’s podcast, done in a London pub, Jason drank the beers while his two sat relatively untouched. This is just a weird and untrue narrative based on a few celebratory moments where everyone was drunk.

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Anonymous wrote:I don't understand how someone can go from Joe Alwyn to Travis--he recently said he had thought it was Alison Wonderland, not Alice in Wonderland. Like how ignorant of popular culture do you have to be to think that? She can do so much better. She could easily find a cultured, worldly CEO or something.

She would be miserable.

Why?

Seriously? Because she’s not a 9-5 corporate person? She doesn’t live the traditional successful corporate lifestyle. She’s a performer on a huge scale. Her schedule and lifestyle is completely and totally different from most people. Whether it works with Travis or not is still to be seen. But it makes sense. They’re both big, bold, outgoing, extremely scheduled people with huge egos. They aren’t in the same profession competitively yet totally understand the time requirements.

At least she would be able to have a conversation with a CEO or high powered lawyer or whatever. The relationship with Travis is not sustainable, which is obvious to anyone who has listened to him talk on his podcast. He adds the f word to every sentence and talks in fragments. He is very very far from articulate, how can he be a good match for the world's biggest songwriter?

DP but I am sure he doesn’t talk to her like that in real life. He is well-spoken enough in interviews and he is savvy with media. When he’s not on a podcast with “bros” he doesn’t talk like that. The podcast Travis is a persona.

It seems to be a great match because he is hot, fun, loves family, and is her #1 fan. Like someone said, what else could a woman want? She can get intellectual stimulation elsewhere. Clearly her tortured poet boyfriends haven’t worked out for her for a reason.

He isn’t hot. He has fat genes and small eyes that are too high on his face and too close. His idea of fun is jumping up and down to silly music, like a frat boy. And always boozing. Definitely not the way artistic types party.
That said, I agree with the rest of your statement. He loves family and is obsessed with Taylor, who he knows is out of his league. They might just work long term.

He’s actually not always boozing. I started to pay attention and notice how often he has water bottles or nothing in hand. In last week’s podcast, done in a London pub, Jason drank the beers while his two sat relatively untouched. This is just a weird and untrue narrative based on a few celebratory moments where everyone was drunk.

At his age he would not be able to drink heavily on a regular basis and still play football on such a high level. In his 20s maybe, but you can't do that in your mid-30s any more.

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Anonymous wrote:Also, can we stop declaring we know about Joe Alwyn's mental health. As far as I know he hasn't said anything about having depression.

+1
There is one bizarre poster who has extrapolated a couple of lines from songs and claims she knows all about Joe Alwyn's mental health. Meanwhile, there are zero actual news reports about anything like that.

Just googled it and there are a lot of TMZ type stuff that says he had mental health issues.

It may or may not be true, but it is easy to find tabloid articles about it.

The in group/out group tactics of calling people bizarre or weird just adds to the overall mean girl feel of Taylor fandoms- so go you?

[Anonymous]

It's not just the boozing and fat genes, he's an obnoxious idiot. He isn't charming, he just screams and does stuff you'd expect from a drunk 18 year old.

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Anonymous wrote:It's not just the boozing and fat genes, he's an obnoxious idiot. He isn't charming, he just screams and does stuff you'd expect from a drunk 18 year old.

You have to be constantly making these comments just to get a rise out of people because I can’t believe anyone in real life could actually be that clueless. Anyone who would assume a handful of actions that took place in specific situations meant to rally a crowd or celebrate a victory equates to that person being like that 24/7 needs a reality check. I have heard countless accounts of people who really know him, have worked with him, interviewed him, etc., say he is one of the nicest guys in sports.

Gee I wonder what you’ll come up with tomorrow…

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Anonymous wrote:Also, can we stop declaring we know about Joe Alwyn's mental health. As far as I know he hasn't said anything about having depression.

+1
There is one bizarre poster who has extrapolated a couple of lines from songs and claims she knows all about Joe Alwyn's mental health. Meanwhile, there are zero actual news reports about anything like that.

Just googled it and there are a lot of TMZ type stuff that says he had mental health issues.

It may or may not be true, but it is easy to find tabloid articles about it.

The in group/out group tactics of calling people bizarre or weird just adds to the overall mean girl feel of Taylor fandoms- so go you?

Just Googled it ... TMZ type stuff"
Heaven forbid any of us is ever declared suffering from poor mental health by Dr. TMZ. Where did the media outlets get the idea that Joe has depression? Taylor lyrics. Taylor social media. Taylor fans. He hasn't said boo about it.
-First pp you quoted

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Anonymous wrote:It's not just the boozing and fat genes, he's an obnoxious idiot. He isn't charming, he just screams and does stuff you'd expect from a drunk 18 year old.

You’re embarrassing yourself. That’s kind of hard to do on these boards but you’ve managed.