Miss Suzy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell ... ding ding - Appropriate age?

[Anonymous]

“Miss Suzy went to heaven, the steamboat went to hell...o operator please give me number nine and if you disconnect me I’ll kick you from behind... the ‘fridgerator there was a piece of glass, Miss Suzy sat upon it and broke her big fat ...ask me no more questions and tell me no more lies ...”

Anyone remember the rest? None of the versions I recall come up on Google. I still remember this hand clap game but I had to have been 6-8 when I learned it.

[Anonymous]

... the boys are in the bathroom zipping up theirs flies are in the meadow bees are in the park miss Susie and her boyfriend are kissing in the DA R K D A R K. Dark

[Anonymous]

It easily comes up on google.

I learned it at that same age. I think it's fine.

[Anonymous]

Oops. I remember more

Dark is like a movie a movies like a show a show is like a TV set and that is all I know. I know I know my ma. I know I know my pa. I know I know my sister with the 80 meter bra. Bra broccoli is good for you and so is celery .... ( I don't know what comes next )

[Anonymous]

This is how i remember it ending!

I know I know my sister with the 80 meter bra. My mother is godzilla, my father is king kong. My sister is the stupid one who made up this dumb song. A song is like a rhythm, a rhythm's like a beat, a beet is like a vegetable that everybody eats!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This is how i remember it ending!

I know I know my sister with the 80 meter bra. My mother is godzilla, my father is king kong. My sister is the stupid one who made up this dumb song. A song is like a rhythm, a rhythm's like a beat, a beet is like a vegetable that everybody eats!

Hm I always sang "18 hour" bra. No?

[Anonymous]

Wow. Lots of verses I didn't know! And my version was Ms Lucy

[Anonymous]

we always say 18 hour bra. what's an 80 meter bra anyway?

[Anonymous]

Also I remember it starting as miss *lucy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell. Miss Lucy went to heaven and the steamboat went to hell...

[Anonymous]

Ask me no more questions, I'll tell you no more lies, but if you disconnect I will like out both your eyes

We want Miss Lucy, not Suzy

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Ask me no more questions, I'll tell you no more lies, but if you disconnect I will like out both your eyes

We want Miss Lucy, not Suzy

Poke out, not like out

[Anonymous]

Is this part of the same song, or different?

Miiss Lucy had a baby, she named him tiny Tim, she put him in the bathtub, to see if he could swim

He drank up all the water, He ate up all the soap, he tried to eat the bathtub but it wouldn't fit down his throat

Miss Lucy called the doctor, miss Lucy called the nurse, miss Lucy called the lady with the alligator purse...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:... the boys are in the bathroom zipping up theirs flies are in the meadow bees are in the park miss Susie and her boyfriend are kissing in the DA R K D A R K. Dark

Ha, we said flies are in the city!

Funny to see how regional this is. Or is it age?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:... the boys are in the bathroom zipping up theirs flies are in the meadow bees are in the park miss Susie and her boyfriend are kissing in the DA R K D A R K. Dark

Yes, that's the ending I knew, too.

It's here too:
http://www.mamalisa.com/?t=es&p=115

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:... the boys are in the bathroom zipping up theirs flies are in the meadow bees are in the park miss Susie and her boyfriend are kissing in the DA R K D A R K. Dark

Yes, that's the ending I knew, too.

It's here too:
http://www.mamalisa.com/?t=es&p=115

Except Miss Lucy, not Suzy.