Cheer me up, please! What are your most memorable break up lines?

[Anonymous]

I'll go first:

"You will search for me in another person. I promise. And you will never find me."

I used this line on my ex boyfriend recently. His family was never going to accept me because I am American. He's Indian. We were together for 3 years and he made it seem like his family would be ok with me. He's been really emotional and trying to contact me after I sent this. Sending that message gave me so much strength and closure. I haven't wanted to contact him back.

[Anonymous]

Your line is so dramatic. I could never say that to a guy, maybe I'm too proud.

[Anonymous]

Op are you 22 or under? Any older and I'd be embarrassed to have said that.

[Anonymous]

Not a break-up line, but an action.

He lay on the hood of my car to keep me from leaving. I hit the gas.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'll go first:

"You will search for me in another person. I promise. And you will never find me."

I used this line on my ex boyfriend recently. His family was never going to accept me because I am American. He's Indian. We were together for 3 years and he made it seem like his family would be ok with me. He's been really emotional and trying to contact me after I sent this. Sending that message gave me so much strength and closure. I haven't wanted to contact him back.

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Methinks he actually will be looking for something else, since his family wouldn't accept you. I would just move on.

[Anonymous]

Frankly Scarlett, I don't give a damn.

[Anonymous]

That's a great one OP.

I am harsh. I don't mean to do it but I end up being like a lawyer in a courtroom drama going down the list of flaws. I don't mean to do it but the guys have always pressed me as to "why"

I think my favorite:

"You are a loser. No one likes you. Everyone in our friend group talks about you behind your back. You're bad in bed. You're boring. You're a nerd. Everyone hates you." It went on and on but you get the drift. I don't mean to be so mean but... I'm a very honest person.

The guy kept trying to get back together though and still tries to hit me up occasionally, so he obviously wasn't too devastated by it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Op are you 22 or under? Any older and I'd be embarrassed to have said that.

Me too lol

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:That's a great one OP.

I am harsh. I don't mean to do it but I end up being like a lawyer in a courtroom drama going down the list of flaws. I don't mean to do it but the guys have always pressed me as to "why"

I think my favorite:

"You are a loser. No one likes you. Everyone in our friend group talks about you behind your back. You're bad in bed. You're boring. You're a nerd. Everyone hates you." It went on and on but you get the drift. I don't mean to be so mean but... I'm a very honest person.

The guy kept trying to get back together though and still tries to hit me up occasionally, so he obviously wasn't too devastated by it.

Wow. You sound like a really awful person. The kind of person who has a group of friends who talk behind backs.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:That's a great one OP.

I am harsh. I don't mean to do it but I end up being like a lawyer in a courtroom drama going down the list of flaws. I don't mean to do it but the guys have always pressed me as to "why"

I think my favorite:

"You are a loser. No one likes you. Everyone in our friend group talks about you behind your back. You're bad in bed. You're boring. You're a nerd. Everyone hates you." It went on and on but you get the drift. I don't mean to be so mean but... I'm a very honest person.

The guy kept trying to get back together though and still tries to hit me up occasionally, so he obviously wasn't too devastated by it.

Wow. You sound like a really awful person. The kind of person who has a group of friends who talk behind backs.

Disagree, she sounds like someone who isn't nice until pressed. Then she lays it out honestly, which I can appreciate.

[Anonymous]

Weird that someone would have dated such an awful person, unless...

[Anonymous]

I've never understood the desire to stick it to the other person when you're breaking up with them. For whatever reason it isn't working out and that's fine. Be polite and firm, cut ties and move on and devote your energy to someone that is more compatible.

[Anonymous]

lol if someone i was dating sent me that text, I would have a great laugh and break up with them immediately. You did him a huge favor.

[Anonymous]

Good for you OP. That's a great line.

[Anonymous]

You may be going to Yale, but you're not going out with me anymore.

Said by me, to my abusive boyfriend when I broke up with him. He was so braggy about Yale.