Cheer me up, please! What are your most memorable break up lines?
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| A guy I was dating told me via email after a trip to Japan "As I stood on the top of Mt Fuji, I knew I was destined to be alone." |
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| There's an Instagram account called "Texts from your ex" that has some hilarious exchanges. |
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Jerk XBF: "Give me another chance. I think I am falling in love with you."
Me: "I am falling in love with someone else." |
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When I was fresh out of college (21), I dated a very immature 28 year old. About a month after we broke up (a fairly straightforward, mutual 'this isn't going anywhere'), I moved to a new apartment and sent an email blast with the address to my friends list, which included ex. He wrote back, "I just don't think you understand that we're dunzo." (This was the Laguna Beach heyday.) I have never felt more like I dodged a bullet 
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Ex husband "you will never find anyone better than me" - Wrong
Ex AP after being caught "I told my wife I would never talk to you again but remember I love you I love you I love you" Creep |
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"You f'd up. And that's a fact"
and walk out. |
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Perfect. |
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Op here: he always tells me he's not going to find someone at my level again so I thought it was perfect. He immediately agreed to the text. |
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Dear Baby,
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you. |
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He would have fought for you if he really wanted you, just saying. Drop the I'm so high BS and get a clue. |
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| ^^ NP |
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| "I found a much younger and more beautiful version of you" |
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OP, I think your break-up line was excellent.
The best I ever got today was handed to me: Ex, after I told him it was over: "well, I guess it's easy for you to walk out the door." Me: "Yes, actually, it is." |
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This was to me...
"I bet you think you are better than me. Well, lets see how you do now...loser." This was about 2 hours before I was scheduled to defend my Dissertation. She was also a grad student in the same department. This was 23 years ago. Last I heard (3 years ago), she was still a grad student in the department. My advisor was able to delay the defense for a bit (one week). |