Cheer me up, please! What are your most memorable break up lines?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Ex husband "you will never find anyone better than me" - Wrong
Ex AP after being caught "I told my wife I would never talk to you again but remember I love you I love you I love you"
Creep

I like your style. What are you doing next Friday?

[Anonymous]

"I'd rather be his whore than your wife."

Borrowed but brutal. And with that I broke his heart.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Dear Baby,

Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.

Not by text! That's C O L D.

[Anonymous]

Not a line, but I brought a boyfriend a Snapple and Twizzlers to try to soften the blow of me breaking up with him. Like he was a 4-year-old who could be bought with candy It seemed like such a good idea at the time. It didn't help LOL.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:"I'd rather be his whore than your wife."

Borrowed but brutal. And with that I broke his heart.

....Ew, I doubt you broke his heart, honestly

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Not a line, but I brought a boyfriend a Snapple and Twizzlers to try to soften the blow of me breaking up with him. Like he was a 4-year-old who could be bought with candy It seemed like such a good idea at the time. It didn't help LOL.

That's really funny. How did that go?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:"I'd rather be his whore than your wife."

Borrowed but brutal. And with that I broke his heart.

You used a line from Titanic? That's so...basic.

[Anonymous]

This line wasn't mine but I broke up with a guy who really and sincerely did love me, and I knew it. He was really devastated and when we were having the final conversation ending things he said "I've always been fascinated by you, Jessica." It was a very gracious thing to say. Gutted me.

[Anonymous]

Him - I need more space. Her - Space? You can have the whole universe. Goodbye.