The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

[Anonymous]

Melania's $3700 patio dress. https://www.farfetch.com/shopping/women/gucci-geometric-print-long-dress-item-15460038.aspx

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Perfect outfit for stopping at the Publix on the way home to pick up some box wine and Triscuits.

Wow she looks so happy!

I like the message. (To her husband.) I’m done being your sexy wife, I sucked it up for your years, now I’m going to hang out by the pool in Florida with my lady friends and spend your money. Tata!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Perfect outfit for stopping at the Publix on the way home to pick up some box wine and Triscuits.

Wow she looks so happy!

I like the message. (To her husband.) I’m done being your sexy wife, I sucked it up for your years, now I’m going to hang out by the pool in Florida with my lady friends and spend your money. Tata!

Yes, “I’m a retired Floridian in a mumu!”

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Perfect outfit for stopping at the Publix on the way home to pick up some box wine and Triscuits.

Wow she looks so happy!

I like the message. (To her husband.) I’m done being your sexy wife, I sucked it up for your years, now I’m going to hang out by the pool in Florida with my lady friends and spend your money. Tata!

Yes, “I’m a retired Floridian in a mumu!”

She looks like she gained 50 pounds on the plane. She looked painfully thin her black mourning dress on the way out of DC...although I did like that dress.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Perfect outfit for stopping at the Publix on the way home to pick up some box wine and Triscuits.

Wow she looks so happy!

I like the message. (To her husband.) I’m done being your sexy wife, I sucked it up for your years, now I’m going to hang out by the pool in Florida with my lady friends and spend your money. Tata!

Yes, “I’m a retired Floridian in a mumu!”

I kind of like this one! It looks better in the previous pic showing the side, imo. The length looks a little off in this pic, but I like the colors and pattern.

[Anonymous]

She is probably headed straight to the pool to drink martinis.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote: She is probably headed straight to the pool to drink martinis.

Probably started drinking them on the plane at 9:30am. I wouldn’t blame her, what with being in a confined space with those idiot children of his. And that Kimberly Guilfoyle is just straight up gross.

[Anonymous]

I think the tight clothes and high heels are a Donald requirement. I wonder if this is the preamble to serving divorce papers.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The next bunch will never come close, even with the fawning of the press and the democrats blinded in agreement.

It is true. Dr. Biden will never look like a Russian grandma just off the pole. We will never see her nipples smashed against the inside of sheer blouse by the sheer force of implants. She will never make a habit of wearing her coats like a cape.

These may be the greatest lines ever written on this website.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Perfect outfit for stopping at the Publix on the way home to pick up some box wine and Triscuits.

Wow she looks so happy!

I like the message. (To her husband.) I’m done being your sexy wife, I sucked it up for your years, now I’m going to hang out by the pool in Florida with my lady friends and spend your money. Tata!

Zero chance she has any lady friends

[Anonymous]

Any chance we can let this thread die now?!?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Any chance we can let this thread die now?!?

Why would you want this thread to die on its greatest day, the day we have been waiting for, for years?! This is our day to celebrate and make fun of their tears and mumu dresses!

Let it die tomorrow, when these people skulk out of public life.

And when we see them in their orange jumpsuits, we can ask Jeff to lock the thread.

[Anonymous]

This has been the most wonderful thread, both part one and part 2. Thank you to all who provided fashion commentary with tremendous wit. I love you all!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Perfect outfit for stopping at the Publix on the way home to pick up some box wine and Triscuits.

Wow she looks so happy!

I think she may be in quite the celebratory mood today.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Perfect outfit for stopping at the Publix on the way home to pick up some box wine and Triscuits.

Wow she looks so happy!

I like the message. (To her husband.) I’m done being your sexy wife, I sucked it up for your years, now I’m going to hang out by the pool in Florida with my lady friends and spend your money. Tata!

Zero chance she has any lady friends

She had at least one friend, she pissed that friend off and she wrote a book and recorded their conversations. Hence how we know about her unpleasant feelings about Christmas decorations.