The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Not one stiletto in that picture!

THE ONE CARRYING A BABY IS WEARING SNEAKERS! How dare she imply that women have feet! *faints dead away*

[Anonymous]

OK, so I’m watching Trump’s departure now. I was SURE fake Melania was with him (for all the reasons we think there is a fake Melania), but then she took her glasses off and spoke — and it is decidedly not fake Melania. Now I am convinced there never was a fake Melania. Thoughts?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OK, so I’m watching Trump’s departure now. I was SURE fake Melania was with him (for all the reasons we think there is a fake Melania), but then she took her glasses off and spoke — and it is decidedly not fake Melania. Now I am convinced there never was a fake Melania. Thoughts?

Same! What a plot twist for the series finale!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OK, so I’m watching Trump’s departure now. I was SURE fake Melania was with him (for all the reasons we think there is a fake Melania), but then she took her glasses off and spoke — and it is decidedly not fake Melania. Now I am convinced there never was a fake Melania. Thoughts?

Same! What a plot twist for the series finale!

Yep

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OK, so I’m watching Trump’s departure now. I was SURE fake Melania was with him (for all the reasons we think there is a fake Melania), but then she took her glasses off and spoke — and it is decidedly not fake Melania. Now I am convinced there never was a fake Melania. Thoughts?

Same! What a plot twist for the series finale!

I’ve never really thought there was a fake Melania, I think something about her jawline makes her look radically different at different angles.

That said, I’ve seen some pretty compelling arguments, like the time when she looked so much shorter than Donald when we know she’s not. I don’t really know because these are crazy people.

[Anonymous]

I love MEL's funeral outfit. It's fabulous.

[Anonymous]

I hope this works...haven't seen a full-length still of her outfit yet.

[Anonymous]

Maybe better?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I hope this works...haven't seen a full-length still of her outfit yet.

Happy Jackie O cosplay going in, sad Jackie O cosplay going out.

Goodbye, Melania. You were a slightly better dresser than your horrible stepdaughters.

I’m sorry, I still have a hard time believing that he is skipping town instead of acting like a man. What a freaking baby.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Not one stiletto in that picture!

THE ONE CARRYING A BABY IS WEARING SNEAKERS! How dare she imply that women have feet! *faints dead away*

Get this lady some smelling salts.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I hope this works...haven't seen a full-length still of her outfit yet.

Happy Jackie O cosplay going in, sad Jackie O cosplay going out.

Goodbye, Melania. You were a slightly better dresser than your horrible stepdaughters.

I’m sorry, I still have a hard time believing that he is skipping town instead of acting like a man. What a freaking baby.

and Jackie O too left the white house in mourning. (Does Mel know something we don't?)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Not one stiletto in that picture!

THE ONE CARRYING A BABY IS WEARING SNEAKERS! How dare she imply that women have feet! *faints dead away*

Get this lady some smelling salts.

*wakes up in a daze*

did you see the chunky heels on their boots? And only one of them doing that weird sexy pose? Where are their bare legs? How will we know they have sexy legs if they wear boots in January?

*passes out again*

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Maybe better?

You’re much better at this - I went looking for one on Getty images and couldn’t find it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I hope this works...haven't seen a full-length still of her outfit yet.

Happy Jackie O cosplay going in, sad Jackie O cosplay going out.

Goodbye, Melania. You were a slightly better dresser than your horrible stepdaughters.

I’m sorry, I still have a hard time believing that he is skipping town instead of acting like a man. What a freaking baby.

One last coat
Relax, have a drink with me
One last coat
Let's take a break tonight
And then we'll teach them how to say goodbye…

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I love MEL's funeral outfit. It's fabulous.

+1. She looks great here.