Okay, time for psychic DCUM

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Ask away...

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Despite the on-going travel from hell, which will continue into the wee hours of the morning, will I enjoy my vacation this week?

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Anonymous wrote:Despite the on-going travel from hell, which will continue into the wee hours of the morning, will I enjoy my vacation this week?

Yes, but when you get home you'll feel like you need vacation from vacation.

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Anonymous wrote:Despite the on-going travel from hell, which will continue into the wee hours of the morning, will I enjoy my vacation this week?

You will absolutely enjoy your vacation, despite the fact that you forgot to pack something important, and the nuisance of doing without it will drive you a little crazy for the first 2 days.

Don’t eat the lobster. The guy who cooked them looks a little unkempt.

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I'm a nanny-I have only worked for families that I love and care for(some sooner than later)-question is-will I ever be rich enough that my parents' will respect my chosen career?

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Am I pregnant with a boy or a girl?

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Anonymous wrote:Am I pregnant with a boy or a girl?

boy.

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Anonymous wrote:I'm a nanny-I have only worked for families that I love and care for(some sooner than later)-question is-will I ever be rich enough that my parents' will respect my chosen career?

no.

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Anonymous wrote:I'm a nanny-I have only worked for families that I love and care for(some sooner than later)-question is-will I ever be rich enough that my parents' will respect my chosen career?

You will not get rich, but you will gain their respect in other ways, such as programming their TiVo to tape upcoming Monk marathons and helping them organize their recyclables and trash into separate bins.

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Anonymous wrote:Am I pregnant with a boy or a girl?

boy.

She's right. It's a boy.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm a nanny-I have only worked for families that I love and care for(some sooner than later)-question is-will I ever be rich enough that my parents' will respect my chosen career?

You will not get rich, but you will gain their respect in other ways, such as programming their TiVo to tape upcoming Monk marathons and helping them organize their recyclables and trash into separate bins.

Thank you-I feel much better now about the two homemade lasagnes I made while the kids were in camp. Plus Fluffy and I had such a great time on our walks together.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm a nanny-I have only worked for families that I love and care for(some sooner than later)-question is-will I ever be rich enough that my parents' will respect my chosen career?

You will not get rich, but you will gain their respect in other ways, such as programming their TiVo to tape upcoming Monk marathons and helping them organize their recyclables and trash into separate bins.

Thank you-I feel much better now about the two homemade lasagnes I made while the kids were in camp. Plus Fluffy and I had such a great time on our walks together.

That's the spirit, dear.

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'cept you didn't answer this one-I'm a Capricorn and my soulmate is a Libra-what month do we have to conceive in in order to produce a liberal Democratic Scorpio?

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Hello psychic. I'm at a career crossroads. Should I take the logic left-brain path, or the artsy right-brain path? Which will lead to more long-term satisfaction?

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Anonymous wrote:Hello psychic. I'm at a career crossroads. Should I take the logic left-brain path, or the artsy right-brain path? Which will lead to more long-term satisfaction?

Hello dear...I see the crossroad of which you speak. One path lined with mother boards and calculator ribbons, the other with men in tights jazz-dancing around a kiln.

Long term, you are better off doing left brain, where your salary will afford you the opportunity of season tickets to the Washington Ballet and other artsy pursuits. And in a global recession, the first to go will be the artists.