you are joking right?? |
I wouldn’t be surprised if they were killing one another down there right now. They’ve all probably become psychotic at this point. |
I completely disagree with everything about assuming it’s safe. At some point an individual has to take responsibility for their own safety, assess the risks and determine whether to go or not. The waiver clearly states the sub wasn’t approved by any official for safety. It’s tragic, but those passengers assumed 100% of the risk when they got on the sub. |
I seriously hope they are already dead. and died instantly. |
Ha! They are two miles deep, and the submersible has 17 outer locks in place. |
| Did you all read how cavalier the founder/CEO was about safety?? The window was only certified for 1,300 meters, not the 4,000 meters where the Titanic is. They all likely died instantly from an implosion when they lost contact. |
Dollars spent in vain, Moron billionaires' pursuit, Titanic's cold grasp. Carbon fiber hopes, Experimental sub sinks, Millions paid for naught. Rescue mission fails, Hubris claims moron billionaires, Titanic's haunting cry. Futile attempts made, Government's costly rescue, Billionaires meet fate. Lost in icy depths, Hubris drowns in sorrow's sea, Titanic claims all. |
and if that's the case - we may never really know. because what are the odds of finding the imploded vessel. |
Why 17 outside locks? 17 seems a bit arbitrary. |
Then we rely on Aquaman. |
This is good, but more prosaic, less evocative, than the previous haiku. |
They don't need to open the sub. You just take two orcas and tie a fishing net between them (maybe 50-75 feet max). The orcas then dive down, locate the sub, and scoop the ocean explorers up in the net. Then they go back to the surface and the coast guard can figure out how to get through the 17 or whatever locks. Again, I'm not saying this will work, but it's much more worthwhile than flying a bunch of airplanes around for days. |
orcas don't dive down several miles. |
Yes, there's an excellent video circulating on Twitter that lists the depths that various marine animals and subs can swim at. Here's a little graphic on marine animals: |
If your point is that an undertaking as delusional as this trip was can likely only be rescued via a completely deluded plan—point well taken. |