Lauren Sanchez

[Anonymous]

I want to take her shopping so bad. I see her in cream colored slacks with a matching blouse with a cream long sweater. Nothing tight. Tone down the harsh black hair, add highlights and cut off 5 inches. Add diamond studs.

Reduce the boobs and take out the fillers in her face.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Worn to a children's bookstore.

Girl, come the F on and have some class. If the top were a solid knit burgundy, it would be a great outfit. This is just grossly trashy especially given the location.

Maybe it looked more opaque in person? This seems like it could have been an issue with flash photography, but maybe not based on her other outfits.

I think she's as tacky as anyone else here, but I do think there's an element of this happening with the lighting. Her face is totally overlit and blown out. I'd guess the same on the top. We've all seen the celebratory pics where they're dressed well and then those flashes show their pasties.

Okay, maybe. But that doesn't explain the sheer, cleavage baring top worn to a children's event.

As PP noted, those pants are not flattering. The pleats and wide legs and ill fitting belt cinched down to the last hole.

I like the pants

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Nobody does those giant fake melons anymore. Serious porn vibes. That is awful and it was at a kid event.

She can't escape her roots. Low born, uneducated, serial cheating, perpetually scheming, money grabbing trash.

+1

You can take a girl out if trailer park, out you can’t take trailer park out of the girl

[Anonymous]

She's not the wife yet, so she has to continue playing the part. Get the ring girl, and you can finally fix your face and cover up.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:She's not the wife yet, so she has to continue playing the part. Get the ring girl, and you can finally fix your face and cover up.

It must suck to have to be hustling like this in your mid 50s for a bag. That's usually when women (and men) drop down a gear or two and enter the "I can't give a f#ck" phase of life.

[Anonymous]

Honest question: does she not have a stylist? I'm thinking she doesn't, otherwise we would've heard the name by now (they always toot their own horn)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:She had not one but several successful men fall in love. There must he more to her behind these fake boobs and vulgar dressing.

Eh. It’s not like she always looked like this though. She used to have entirely different, more natural look.

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Anonymous wrote:Is Jeff gonna pull a Don Jr. and dump her soon? The wedding never seems to materialize….

Lauren is a control freak and doesn't let any women get into Jeff's orbit. She knows it's only a matter of time before the dork wises up to her schemes.

True. But it’s giving forever fiancé.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:can buy tits & face
cant buy class
but bez loves trash

Well, I would say you can try and buy a face, but in her case, she ruined her once pretty face.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I want to take her shopping so bad. I see her in cream colored slacks with a matching blouse with a cream long sweater. Nothing tight. Tone down the harsh black hair, add highlights and cut off 5 inches. Add diamond studs.

Reduce the boobs and take out the fillers in her face.

+1 but that's not her background. She thinks tacky and sexy are the way to look appealing to men.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This is a conservative look for her. She probably thought she was being super modest by wearing pants and a shirt with sleeves. It’s much more conservative than anything else I’ve seen her wearing. At least her nipples aren’t peeking out!

But aren't her nipples showing in the top pic? Tacky.

[Anonymous]

The tragedy here is that she was once a beautiful woman, if she had done minor tweaks she would have aged nicely and looked really good for her age, instead she opted for the horror show she currently is sporting.

[Anonymous]

Some men go for the slut look & boy, does Lauren serve slut.

[Anonymous]

Some great comments on this reddit post about Sanchez and Bezos in their ski costumes

https://www.reddit.com/r/COsnow/s/MS1jxizKqy

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Some great comments on this reddit post about Sanchez and Bezos in their ski costumes

https://www.reddit.com/r/COsnow/s/MS1jxizKqy

Interesting that she feels the need to show cleavage no matter where she goes. Is that a cultural thing?