Lauren Sanchez

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Anonymous wrote:Nobody does those giant fake melons anymore. Serious porn vibes. That is awful and it was at a kid event.

She can't escape her roots. Low born, uneducated, serial cheating, perpetually scheming, money grabbing trash.

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Anonymous wrote:Those pants are not doing her any favors. She's tiny but the pants are so unflattering.

I like the pants. If her top didn't have the weird sheer pit and were less revealing, it'd be a very nice monochromatic outfit.

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She had not one but several successful men fall in love. There must he more to her behind these fake boobs and vulgar dressing.

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Anonymous wrote:Her plastic surgery has actually improved in the last year or so. Before she really did look like the Joker. But now it's softened a bit such that I don't cringe when I see her face.

I don't think so. I don't understand why she dresses like an old Bordello madame either.

https://wwd.com/pop-culture/celebrity-news/gallery/lauren-sanchez-style-photos-1236317376/lauren-sanchez-photosd/

She's got 3 kids above the age of 16. I wonder what they think about having her boobs so exposed in every pic. She even dressed like that to Bezos' son's graduation for college. But we're all different, and clearly Jeff Bezos likes the way she dresses.

I don't know her background, but clearly she lacks class or etiquette. It's sad that Bezos doesn't have enough sense to be embarrassed by her, or to talk to her about dressing appropriately especially at kids events.

First time in his life he’s gotten a decent blow job and a woman is fake screaming during sex. The dweeb is hypnotized by a professional home wrecker.

He did marry his college sweetheart who was young, nerdy and decent so this is sadly possible. However, honeymoon period eventually ends so we'll see if its love or lust.

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Anonymous wrote:Is Jeff gonna pull a Don Jr. and dump her soon? The wedding never seems to materialize….

Lauren is a control freak and doesn't let any women get into Jeff's orbit. She knows it's only a matter of time before the dork wises up to her schemes.

Must be exhausting for a woman in her position. Sean Connery’s wife has talked about how she would have to fend off other women who flocked around him.

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Anonymous wrote:Her plastic surgery has actually improved in the last year or so. Before she really did look like the Joker. But now it's softened a bit such that I don't cringe when I see her face.

I don't think so. I don't understand why she dresses like an old Bordello madame either.

https://wwd.com/pop-culture/celebrity-news/gallery/lauren-sanchez-style-photos-1236317376/lauren-sanchez-photosd/

She's got 3 kids above the age of 16. I wonder what they think about having her boobs so exposed in every pic. She even dressed like that to Bezos' son's graduation for college. But we're all different, and clearly Jeff Bezos likes the way she dresses.

I don't know her background, but clearly she lacks class or etiquette. It's sad that Bezos doesn't have enough sense to be embarrassed by her, or to talk to her about dressing appropriately especially at kids events.

First time in his life he’s gotten a decent blow job and a woman is fake screaming during sex. The dweeb is hypnotized by a professional home wrecker.

He did marry his college sweetheart who was young, nerdy and decent so this is sadly possible. However, honeymoon period eventually ends so we'll see if its love or lust.

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Anonymous wrote:Worn to a children's bookstore.

Girl, come the F on and have some class. If the top were a solid knit burgundy, it would be a great outfit. This is just grossly trashy especially given the location.

Maybe it looked more opaque in person? This seems like it could have been an issue with flash photography, but maybe not based on her other outfits.

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Anonymous wrote:Worn to a children's bookstore.

Girl, come the F on and have some class. If the top were a solid knit burgundy, it would be a great outfit. This is just grossly trashy especially given the location.

Maybe it looked more opaque in person? This seems like it could have been an issue with flash photography, but maybe not based on her other outfits.

I think she's as tacky as anyone else here, but I do think there's an element of this happening with the lighting. Her face is totally overlit and blown out. I'd guess the same on the top. We've all seen the celebratory pics where they're dressed well and then those flashes show their pasties.

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Lauren on DCUM defending her trashy outfit choices. lol

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Anonymous wrote:Her plastic surgery has actually improved in the last year or so. Before she really did look like the Joker. But now it's softened a bit such that I don't cringe when I see her face.

I don't think so. I don't understand why she dresses like an old Bordello madame either.

https://wwd.com/pop-culture/celebrity-news/gallery/lauren-sanchez-style-photos-1236317376/lauren-sanchez-photosd/

She's got 3 kids above the age of 16. I wonder what they think about having her boobs so exposed in every pic. She even dressed like that to Bezos' son's graduation for college. But we're all different, and clearly Jeff Bezos likes the way she dresses.

I don't know her background, but clearly she lacks class or etiquette. It's sad that Bezos doesn't have enough sense to be embarrassed by her, or to talk to her about dressing appropriately especially at kids events.

First time in his life he’s gotten a decent blow job and a woman is fake screaming during sex. The dweeb is hypnotized by a professional home wrecker.

He did marry his college sweetheart who was young, nerdy and decent so this is sadly possible. However, honeymoon period eventually ends so we'll see if its love or lust.

How long have they been together?

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She is cartoonishly trashy. Besos must be really desperate for sex.

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Anonymous wrote:Worn to a children's bookstore.

Girl, come the F on and have some class. If the top were a solid knit burgundy, it would be a great outfit. This is just grossly trashy especially given the location.

Is this the future Mrs. Bezos in the flesh? It looks like a cardboard cutout.

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She's a great example of how money can't buy class. Same with Bezos, his cheese slipped off the cracker with his mid-life crisis. He was respected before, now he is a laughing stock.

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Anonymous wrote:Worn to a children's bookstore.

Girl, come the F on and have some class. If the top were a solid knit burgundy, it would be a great outfit. This is just grossly trashy especially given the location.

Maybe it looked more opaque in person? This seems like it could have been an issue with flash photography, but maybe not based on her other outfits.

I think she's as tacky as anyone else here, but I do think there's an element of this happening with the lighting. Her face is totally overlit and blown out. I'd guess the same on the top. We've all seen the celebratory pics where they're dressed well and then those flashes show their pasties.

Okay, maybe. But that doesn't explain the sheer, cleavage baring top worn to a children's event.

As PP noted, those pants are not flattering. The pleats and wide legs and ill fitting belt cinched down to the last hole.

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This is a conservative look for her. She probably thought she was being super modest by wearing pants and a shirt with sleeves. It’s much more conservative than anything else I’ve seen her wearing. At least her nipples aren’t peeking out!