Is my kids dentist interested?

[Anonymous]

I pulled the thread on my endodontist's life after he called me at 8PM. Turns out after one Google that he's a huge political nut who defends the storming of the capitol. I was like...whoa... he had his hands in my mouth.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This is a really common and good medical business practice. My vet always calls after I bring in a sick pet to see how they're doing. They definitely don't want to date me.

Fair enough. Sigh.
Dentists really have to stop leading people on. We met, started dating, and broke up in one day. It’s a lot to digest

wait. did you tell him that you don't spit but prefer to swallow? that may change his mind

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This is a really common and good medical business practice. My vet always calls after I bring in a sick pet to see how they're doing. They definitely don't want to date me.

I'm kinda disappointed because I'm a guy and my dog's vet is pretty cute. Oh well!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This is a really common and good medical business practice. My vet always calls after I bring in a sick pet to see how they're doing. They definitely don't want to date me.

Fair enough. Sigh.
Dentists really have to stop leading people on. We met, started dating, and broke up in one day. It’s a lot to digest

wait. did you tell him that you don't spit but prefer to swallow? that may change his mind

This is so gross but so hilarious

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Hey team. He’s married. Ask me how I know? His wife is a dental hygienist there. 😞 I’m not the kind of mom who messes around with a married dentist.

There goes my dentist dating dreams.

Nooooo!!! So sad.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Hey team. He’s married. Ask me how I know? His wife is a dental hygienist there. 😞 I’m not the kind of mom who messes around with a married dentist.

There goes my dentist dating dreams.

Dammit!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Hey team. He’s married. Ask me how I know? His wife is a dental hygienist there. 😞 I’m not the kind of mom who messes around with a married dentist.

There goes my dentist dating dreams.

Set up a dating profile. It seems you really would like to be with someone which lead you to make a silly assumption.
Glad you didn't embarrass yourself.
Go seek out dates in appropriate settings.
Good luck to you!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hey OP how about this:

I just called to tell you that Larlo actually told me that because your hands are so soft and gentle he now thinks he loves going to the dentist! I just can't thank you enough for this! I had to share that with you, I hope you don't mind. He used to hate our other dentist, this is a huge moment in our family and it's because of you.

Hands so soft and gentle… LOL

Reasons to date him:

- Great at drilling.
- Puts his tools in your mouth.
- As someone else said, is able to fill your cavity.
- Makes you giggle with some fun gas
- Doesn't mind when you spit.
- Put things in you that get hard (filler?)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hey team. He’s married. Ask me how I know? His wife is a dental hygienist there. 😞 I’m not the kind of mom who messes around with a married dentist.

There goes my dentist dating dreams.

Set up a dating profile. It seems you really would like to be with someone which lead you to make a silly assumption.
Glad you didn't embarrass yourself.
Go seek out dates in appropriate settings.
Good luck to you!

jeez, you must be as much fun at a party as an introverted shy accountant.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This is a really common and good medical business practice. My vet always calls after I bring in a sick pet to see how they're doing. They definitely don't want to date me.

+1

My ds is in his first year as a vet and his older colleagues gave him the task of phoning the "parents" of patients to check up on them. I've been there when he does it and some of them extend the conversation for a looooooong time as they talk about non-pet related topics and ask my son questions about himself. My kids is professional and polite, but he says some people sound really lonely and a couple people have asked him to dinner. DS is pretty cute, though .

I married my cute vet so there is that....been married close to 20 years now.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This is a really common and good medical business practice. My vet always calls after I bring in a sick pet to see how they're doing. They definitely don't want to date me.

+1

My ds is in his first year as a vet and his older colleagues gave him the task of phoning the "parents" of patients to check up on them. I've been there when he does it and some of them extend the conversation for a looooooong time as they talk about non-pet related topics and ask my son questions about himself. My kids is professional and polite, but he says some people sound really lonely and a couple people have asked him to dinner. DS is pretty cute, though .

I married my cute vet so there is that....been married close to 20 years now.

Which was your wedding dance song?

Closer ("I want to f*** you like an animal")

or,

The Bad Touch ("You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel")

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hey team. He’s married. Ask me how I know? His wife is a dental hygienist there. 😞 I’m not the kind of mom who messes around with a married dentist.

There goes my dentist dating dreams.

Set up a dating profile. It seems you really would like to be with someone which lead you to make a silly assumption.
Glad you didn't embarrass yourself.
Go seek out dates in appropriate settings.
Good luck to you!

OP is hilarious and you are being a bore.