Worst Thanksgiving Plan EVER

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I read this all but one part keeps bugging me. Why do you need portapotties? Don’t your RVs have toilets?

They don’t last for two weeks of dry camping. The fresh water tanks will be empty need replenishing and the gray and black water tanks will need to be emptied several times over two weeks. Plus, it will be very noisy with all the generators running.

[Anonymous]

OP- we will rent your camper if you promise to video the whole debacle- livestream if possible

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:DH's aunt....

I think this is quite a creative solution. Bravo to your husband's aunt!

+1. Such organizational talent shouldn’t go to waste

Organizational talent? She's dealing with human beings here and putting them in a jail like setting.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm impressed with the creativity.

LOL. She sounds bat sh*t crazy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So if you're declining, great! Why you're spending your time and energy stewing about this and trying to kick up sympathy and support on the Internet is beyond me.

You made the best choice for your family: own it. She sounds like a nutter. So what? World's full of nuts.

OP shared a hilarious situation. She did not appear to be looking for sympathy. Best post ever!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I read this all but one part keeps bugging me. Why do you need portapotties? Don’t your RVs have toilets?

So the thing about RVs is that it's best if you have a no #2 rule.

And they need to be dumped--I don't know how often, but if it's the only toilet being used, it probably more than every two weeks.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP- we will rent your camper if you promise to video the whole debacle- livestream if possible

I absolutely would contribute to a GoFundMe to make this happen. OP, we are depending on you. Please. You could also do COVID Cage Christmas!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP- we will rent your camper if you promise to video the whole debacle- livestream if possible

OMG livestream..yes! I want to see aunty in action.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So if you're declining, great! Why you're spending your time and energy stewing about this and trying to kick up sympathy and support on the Internet is beyond me.

You made the best choice for your family: own it. She sounds like a nutter. So what? World's full of nuts.

Why you are hanging out on the internet responding to posts you don't like is beyond me.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Is there any way you can leak this email on the internet because this is like Marney level bossiness.

I was thinking the same thing! I was going to ask if her aunt’s name is Marney.

Just wait until she refuses to let you leave because Christmas is just around the corner.

[Anonymous]

So fake. The campers would have a toilet.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So fake. The campers would have a toilet.

We chose not to use the toilet in the camper that we rented this summer to park at my ILs because even though we never used it and the rental company swore that the tank was empty there was still a distinct odor. I can only imagine how it would have been if anyone had been actually using the RV toilet.

[Anonymous]

I would respond: “who knew you were such a great story writer! You should submit this to the New Yorker as a satire piece.”

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So fake. The campers would have a toilet.

not one that would last two weeks

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So fake. The campers would have a toilet.

not one that would last two weeks[/quote

Right? And where would you dump *multiple* toilets *multiple* times at someone's house? You can't just dump human feces wherever you like. They'd need to dig a pit or something. And the smell!

And I didn't even think about the generator noise, which someone pointed out above. It's giving me a headache just imagining it.