Worst Thanksgiving Plan EVER

[Anonymous]

Among other logistical details... pretty sure those doctors and dentists she speaks of cannot just stop going to work for over 2 weeks with 3 days notice... 😆

[Anonymous]

I mean, you should decline, but now that you posted here, you owe it to us to go and report back.

[Anonymous]

For 2 weeks??

[Anonymous]

No better time to set up a family commune than Thanksgiving 2020.

[Anonymous]

I love that this crazy aunt is going to be the Insta-cart shopper in Rural USA! Can you imagine the substitutions when you hand over your lists and money each week?

I couldn't find Kona Coffee Beans, but here's Decaf Folgers!
I couldn't find avocados, but here's a bag of Funyuns!
I couldn't find pancetta, but here's a pack of Slim Jims!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I hope you aren't a troll, even if you are ... bravo. This will go down in DCUM infamy, just like Ruth's Chris...

+1 I don't even care if this is real. It has made my day.

+2

[Anonymous]

I'm impressed with the creativity.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So if you're declining, great! Why you're spending your time and energy stewing about this and trying to kick up sympathy and support on the Internet is beyond me.

You made the best choice for your family: own it. She sounds like a nutter. So what? World's full of nuts.

She's Sharing it because it's fantastic. We need this.

[Anonymous]

Please go and report back!

[Anonymous]

“It puts the gravy on its skin
Or else it gets the hose again.”

Thanksgiving Prison Pen 2020 is hereby a DCUM immortal thread! Thank you, OP. I can’t stop laughing at this!

[Anonymous]

this here is a dcum classic.

thank you, crazy aunt in law!

[Anonymous]

You have posted about this crazy aunt before, right?

[Anonymous]

I want to know more about crazy aunt. Is she married? Any kids? What does she do for a living? What was she like in childhood? Hobbies? What do others think of crazy aunt?I want to create a whole vision of crazy aunt to distract me from my crazy relatives and inlaws.

[Anonymous]

I can’t believe that I almost didn’t read this thread....

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This is gold OP. Who wouldn't want to be in a family prison for two weeks before Thanksgiving.

Could be the plot of the next "Thanksgiving Vacation" movie, with Chevy Chase as the Uncle.

This is gold. Please go! Many of us will help pay for the camper.