Gushing about spouse on FB

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Different people got different love languages and ways of expressing themselves. You may be thinking about the gushers but they aren’t thinking about you, they’re appreciating the joys in their life. Y’all should try it sometime.

They “got” different love languages? Where do they get them? K-Mary? Tiffany? Lord & Taylor? Are they ever on sale?

Does it matter?
You have your shops you frequent and you favor grunts or mumbles or whatever it is that you do to express your love for your significant other.
Do you and mind your business don’t worry about their love language it’s a 1:1 relationship you’re not involved in their communications.

You aren’t the sharpest knife in the drawer, are you? You seemed to indicate love languages can be purchased or obtained. I was mocking your atrocious grammar.

[Anonymous]

It just seems so shallow and lonely to have to shout it out to the world. The people in my life who have the strongest relationships and happiest lives are basically the ones not on social media at all. Correlation doesn't equal causation and all that, but I'm beginning to think it might help all of us to just f'ing unplug.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Different people got different love languages and ways of expressing themselves. You may be thinking about the gushers but they aren’t thinking about you, they’re appreciating the joys in their life. Y’all should try it sometime.

They “got” different love languages? Where do they get them? K-Mary? Tiffany? Lord & Taylor? Are they ever on sale?

Does it matter?
You have your shops you frequent and you favor grunts or mumbles or whatever it is that you do to express your love for your significant other.
Do you and mind your business don’t worry about their love language it’s a 1:1 relationship you’re not involved in their communications.

You aren’t the sharpest knife in the drawer, are you? You seemed to indicate love languages can be purchased or obtained. I was mocking your atrocious grammar.

Oh I got your interpretation of humor.
Didn’t find it funny. Surprise, surprise waddaya know people have differences on funny bones too.
You like snide sarcasm. Good for you. I like slapstick humor so hopefully I can see you one day and slam your face into a brick wall.
Until then, consider this...
Much like you enjoy being a smart ass there are people out here who like being gushy over their spouses and there’s nothing wrong that.
You don’t like it...go stare at your ugly ball and chain instead of their Facebook pages.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Different people got different love languages and ways of expressing themselves. You may be thinking about the gushers but they aren’t thinking about you, they’re appreciating the joys in their life. Y’all should try it sometime.

They “got” different love languages? Where do they get them? K-Mary? Tiffany? Lord & Taylor? Are they ever on sale?

Does it matter?
You have your shops you frequent and you favor grunts or mumbles or whatever it is that you do to express your love for your significant other.
Do you and mind your business don’t worry about their love language it’s a 1:1 relationship you’re not involved in their communications.

You aren’t the sharpest knife in the drawer, are you? You seemed to indicate love languages can be purchased or obtained. I was mocking your atrocious grammar.

Oh I got your interpretation of humor.
Didn’t find it funny. Surprise, surprise waddaya know people have differences on funny bones too.
You like snide sarcasm. Good for you. I like slapstick humor so hopefully I can see you one day and slam your face into a brick wall.
Until then, consider this...
Much like you enjoy being a smart ass there are people out here who like being gushy over their spouses and there’s nothing wrong that.
You don’t like it...go stare at your ugly ball and chain instead of their Facebook pages.

Honey, bless your heart. I don’t do Facebook.

Sounds like you. Both do Facebook, you do it using words like “got” in place of common verbs like “have.”

Are you stupid or just poorly educated?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Different people got different love languages and ways of expressing themselves. You may be thinking about the gushers but they aren’t thinking about you, they’re appreciating the joys in their life. Y’all should try it sometime.

They “got” different love languages? Where do they get them? K-Mary? Tiffany? Lord & Taylor? Are they ever on sale?

Does it matter?
You have your shops you frequent and you favor grunts or mumbles or whatever it is that you do to express your love for your significant other.
Do you and mind your business don’t worry about their love language it’s a 1:1 relationship you’re not involved in their communications.

You aren’t the sharpest knife in the drawer, are you? You seemed to indicate love languages can be purchased or obtained. I was mocking your atrocious grammar.

Oh I got your interpretation of humor.
Didn’t find it funny. Surprise, surprise waddaya know people have differences on funny bones too.
You like snide sarcasm. Good for you. I like slapstick humor so hopefully I can see you one day and slam your face into a brick wall.
Until then, consider this...
Much like you enjoy being a smart ass there are people out here who like being gushy over their spouses and there’s nothing wrong that.
You don’t like it...go stare at your ugly ball and chain instead of their Facebook pages.

Honey, bless your heart. I don’t do Facebook.

Sounds like you. Both do Facebook, you do it using words like “got” in place of common verbs like “have.”

Are you stupid or just poorly educated?

So what the hell you offering your irrelevant 2 cents for on the subject of you don’t do Facebook doofus?

[Anonymous]

I deliberately am extra gushy towards my spouse on social media to piss off haters. For every action their is an equal and opposite reaction. The more they frown the more I smile.

[Anonymous]

I assume the spouse cheated and the gusher is trying to publicly convince themselves it's worth it to stay with them.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Different people got different love languages and ways of expressing themselves. You may be thinking about the gushers but they aren’t thinking about you, they’re appreciating the joys in their life. Y’all should try it sometime.

They “got” different love languages? Where do they get them? K-Mary? Tiffany? Lord & Taylor? Are they ever on sale?

Does it matter?
You have your shops you frequent and you favor grunts or mumbles or whatever it is that you do to express your love for your significant other.
Do you and mind your business don’t worry about their love language it’s a 1:1 relationship you’re not involved in their communications.

You aren’t the sharpest knife in the drawer, are you? You seemed to indicate love languages can be purchased or obtained. I was mocking your atrocious grammar.

Oh I got your interpretation of humor.
Didn’t find it funny. Surprise, surprise waddaya know people have differences on funny bones too.
You like snide sarcasm. Good for you. I like slapstick humor so hopefully I can see you one day and slam your face into a brick wall.
Until then, consider this...
Much like you enjoy being a smart ass there are people out here who like being gushy over their spouses and there’s nothing wrong that.
You don’t like it...go stare at your ugly ball and chain instead of their Facebook pages.

Honey, bless your heart. I don’t do Facebook.

Sounds like you. Both do Facebook, you do it using words like “got” in place of common verbs like “have.”

Are you stupid or just poorly educated?

So what the hell you offering your irrelevant 2 cents for on the subject of you don’t do Facebook doofus?

I can only mentally hear this person’s posts in a Danny Zuko voiceover.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I deliberately am extra gushy towards my spouse on social media to piss off haters. For every action their is an equal and opposite reaction. The more they frown the more I smile.

They’re not frowns, they’re eye rolls.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Normal? Not normal? I always wonder about the women who post about how in love they still are with their husbands and gush over their relationships on FB.

No such thing as normal in social media there’s either legal or illegal that’s what matters. If I wanna dedicate my page to posts of how much I despise my 3rd grade teacher the question of normalcy is moot. Is it legal?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I deliberately am extra gushy towards my spouse on social media to piss off haters. For every action their is an equal and opposite reaction. The more they frown the more I smile.

They’re not frowns, they’re eye rolls.

Can’t see em don’t care too busy loving my spouse you’re irrelevant bye bye.

[Anonymous]

my brother and his wife do this, and it is so cringey. They are of the overly demonstrative sort though, and both extremely extroverted, and their main friend group frequently comments on how they are 'relationship goals' and it's just incredibly nauseating. But, it's not a sign of trouble or cheating, it's just the social media version of PDA.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I assume the spouse cheated and the gusher is trying to publicly convince themselves it's worth it to stay with them.

Especially when the other one isn't even ON social media!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I deliberately am extra gushy towards my spouse on social media to piss off haters. For every action their is an equal and opposite reaction. The more they frown the more I smile.

They’re not frowns, they’re eye rolls.

Can’t see em don’t care too busy loving my spouse you’re irrelevant bye bye.

If you're posting about it on social media, you're too busy trying to prove your "love" to others rather than actually caring and loving.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I’ve been married 12.5 years, with my DH 22 years. I’d be really shocked if he’s cheated (obviously possible but seems very doubtful). We have young kids and plenty of stresses (eg he’s currently job hunting). He’s very anti social media and anti having his picture taken. Even so I write notes about him on our wedding anniversary, the anniversary of our first date and occasionally for other reasons. For instance, last year he watched the kids while I flew to my aunt’s funeral and I really appreciated that. At this point if I didn’t post about him occasionally I think my siblings in-law and his parents might wonder why - they’re the main audience who react to nice things I say about him. I agree the frequent posts are over the top. One of my friends now and then has “oh my! My husband is the most amazing man ever” and it’s a running joke because it’s always when she leaves her phone lying around and he posts it as a joke.

Top three saddest things I've ever read on this site. The bar cannot go any lower.