Del Ray

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Now we just need to figure out how to get Marx Cafe in Mount Pleasant to relocate to Del Ray. I like my commie bagels with commie coffee.

You like waiting in line for hours and ending up empty handed?

Actually, I was hoping they could provide the capitalist twist, where prices are so low that customers swarm the store and start fighting each other like Walmart shoppers on black Friday. That would be awesome.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Now we just need to figure out how to get Marx Cafe in Mount Pleasant to relocate to Del Ray. I like my commie bagels with commie coffee.

You like waiting in line for hours and ending up empty handed?

Its better to price low or free, create a shortage, and then complain about the "wreckers" who take away the needed good. See our Resident Parking Programs.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:
Del Ray is not the place for radical crazies,

Del Ray is home to liberals, republicans, libertarians, even high minded pro market progressive environmentalist urbanists (like a certain elected official who lives there). I think it has room for some radical lefties too.

[Anonymous]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raised_fist

The raised fist was used in the Spanish civil war by the Republican side - IE by a COALITION of communists, socialists, anarchists, and progressives. All the anti-fascists. It has been used by American labor unions and black power activists.

The wiki article suggests it has been used by communist regimes ONLY in combination with the hammer and sickle.

[Anonymous]

Bagel boy didn’t pick just any fist for his gigantic mural.
It’s a RED raised fist in your face... bigger than life.

I doubt Del Ray has any resident Communists.. so far.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Bagel boy didn’t pick just any fist for his gigantic mural.
It’s a RED raised fist in your face... bigger than life.

I doubt Del Ray has any resident Communists.. so far.

Seriously, LET IT GO. For how many decades have communist symbols been used ironically, in hipster fashion, in music, in art, on and on and on?

STALIN IS NOT COMING FOR YOUR SNACKS.

[Anonymous]

this is one of the weirdest threads I've seen on DCUM.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Bagel boy didn’t pick just any fist for his gigantic mural.
It’s a RED raised fist in your face... bigger than life.

I doubt Del Ray has any resident Communists.. so far.

The communists are going to start flooding Del Ray now that commie bagels is moving to town!!! The communists are going to have to fork up $800K - 1M+ for a house, though.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:this is one of the weirdest threads I've seen on DCUM.

+1 it's kinda fun, though.

[Anonymous]

Hard to let it go when you can’t walk down Main Street without that ugly fat fist in your face.

Please put something up that’s friendly, and more representative of Del Ray. Thank you.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Hard to let it go when you can’t walk down Main Street without that ugly fat fist in your face.

Please put something up that’s friendly, and more representative of Del Ray. Thank you.

I've asked this before with lots of snark, but I ask this now in all seriousness: Did you stop taking your medication?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Hard to let it go when you can’t walk down Main Street without that ugly fat fist in your face.

Please put something up that’s friendly, and more representative of Del Ray. Thank you.

I'm going to replace it with a giant upraised red butt, just for you.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Bagel boy didn’t pick just any fist for his gigantic mural.
It’s a RED raised fist in your face... bigger than life.

I doubt Del Ray has any resident Communists.. so far.

The communists are going to start flooding Del Ray now that commie bagels is moving to town!!! The communists are going to have to fork up $800K - 1M+ for a house, though.

No problemo for the super elite filthy rich Chinese Communists. They’ll feel right at home in your commie bagel joint. Shall we have a marching parade showcasing our perfectly uniformed school children to welcome them?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Bagel boy didn’t pick just any fist for his gigantic mural.
It’s a RED raised fist in your face... bigger than life.

I doubt Del Ray has any resident Communists.. so far.

The communists are going to start flooding Del Ray now that commie bagels is moving to town!!! The communists are going to have to fork up $800K - 1M+ for a house, though.

No problemo for the super elite filthy rich Chinese Communists. They’ll feel right at home in your commie bagel joint. Shall we have a marching parade showcasing our perfectly uniformed school children to welcome them?

Yes! Great idea!!! Where can I sign my kid up?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Bagel boy didn’t pick just any fist for his gigantic mural.
It’s a RED raised fist in your face... bigger than life.

I doubt Del Ray has any resident Communists.. so far.

The communists are going to start flooding Del Ray now that commie bagels is moving to town!!! The communists are going to have to fork up $800K - 1M+ for a house, though.

No problemo for the super elite filthy rich Chinese Communists. They’ll feel right at home in your commie bagel joint. Shall we have a marching parade showcasing our perfectly uniformed school children to welcome them?

Yes! Great idea!!! Where can I sign my kid up?

Perhaps your house should be the DRC headquarters? Del Ray Communists. Keep it simple!
Or if you don’t have spare space at home, how about the bagel place? The red fist is most appropriate!