Bathroom etiquette

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Anonymous wrote:I think lots of women squat (you know bc omg the public toilet is filthy!) and pee... and then leave their pee all over the seat and floor. Which is what makes public bathrooms so filthy.

I will continue to squat. Get over it.

Can’t you aim better? I squat and only occasinlly get a bit of splatter on the seat, which I then wipe off with toilet paper. It’s not hard to not pee all over the place if you try.

I’m the PP. I agree with squatting and cleaning up after. All I’m saying is that I will continue to squat regardless of how many people complain about squatters.

Squatting doesn’t automatically mean you leave a mess.

You are the one who leaves poop all over the seat and then leaves

You sound unhinged.

And YOU sound like the idiot who keeps sh!tting all over the toilet.

Please, for the sake of literally everyone who must share a public bathroom with you, STOP!!!!

Or, failing that, could you please just go relieve yourself outside in the woods like an animal? You clearly don't NEED an actual toilet, since you're too good to sit on one anyway, so what difference does it make whether you're in a bathroom or not? You can just as easily squat a defalcate behind a tree as you can in a stall, with the added benefits 1) no one else will have shat there before you, and 2) you're not ruining the room for everyone else.

Try this for a while and see how it goes. Your coworkers will certainly appreciate it.

Listen psycho, I said I clean up any mess left. Your psychosis is strong. Get help.

[Anonymous]

In my life I’ve never seen the words “period blood” used so much

[Anonymous]

The bathroom at my office by 930 am is disgusting. Each of the stalls are filthy with poop smears, pee all over the floor, hemerroid wrappers, blood. It’s foul

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Anonymous wrote:I think lots of women squat (you know bc omg the public toilet is filthy!) and pee... and then leave their pee all over the seat and floor. Which is what makes public bathrooms so filthy.

I will continue to squat. Get over it.

Can’t you aim better? I squat and only occasinlly get a bit of splatter on the seat, which I then wipe off with toilet paper. It’s not hard to not pee all over the place if you try.

I’m the PP. I agree with squatting and cleaning up after. All I’m saying is that I will continue to squat regardless of how many people complain about squatters.

Squatting doesn’t automatically mean you leave a mess.

You are the one who leaves poop all over the seat and then leaves

You sound unhinged.

And YOU sound like the idiot who keeps sh!tting all over the toilet.

Please, for the sake of literally everyone who must share a public bathroom with you, STOP!!!!

Or, failing that, could you please just go relieve yourself outside in the woods like an animal? You clearly don't NEED an actual toilet, since you're too good to sit on one anyway, so what difference does it make whether you're in a bathroom or not? You can just as easily squat a defalcate behind a tree as you can in a stall, with the added benefits 1) no one else will have shat there before you, and 2) you're not ruining the room for everyone else.

Try this for a while and see how it goes. Your coworkers will certainly appreciate it.

Listen psycho, I said I clean up any mess left. Your psychosis is strong. Get help.

I don't need help. I know how to use a toilet. You're the psycho here, psycho.

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Anonymous wrote:I think lots of women squat (you know bc omg the public toilet is filthy!) and pee... and then leave their pee all over the seat and floor. Which is what makes public bathrooms so filthy.

I will continue to squat. Get over it.

Can’t you aim better? I squat and only occasinlly get a bit of splatter on the seat, which I then wipe off with toilet paper. It’s not hard to not pee all over the place if you try.

I’m the PP. I agree with squatting and cleaning up after. All I’m saying is that I will continue to squat regardless of how many people complain about squatters.

Squatting doesn’t automatically mean you leave a mess.

You are the one who leaves poop all over the seat and then leaves

You sound unhinged.

And YOU sound like the idiot who keeps sh!tting all over the toilet.

Please, for the sake of literally everyone who must share a public bathroom with you, STOP!!!!

Or, failing that, could you please just go relieve yourself outside in the woods like an animal? You clearly don't NEED an actual toilet, since you're too good to sit on one anyway, so what difference does it make whether you're in a bathroom or not? You can just as easily squat a defalcate behind a tree as you can in a stall, with the added benefits 1) no one else will have shat there before you, and 2) you're not ruining the room for everyone else.

Try this for a while and see how it goes. Your coworkers will certainly appreciate it.

Listen psycho, I said I clean up any mess left. Your psychosis is strong. Get help.

I don't need help. I know how to use a toilet. You're the psycho here, psycho.

I hope you didn’t hurt yourself thinking of such a witty retort.

Truly, I didn’t realize such corniness and stupidity exists in real life. For that awareness, I thank you.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:In my life I’ve never seen the words “period blood” used so much

Hope you don’t have to see it almost daily like I do

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Anonymous wrote:I think lots of women squat (you know bc omg the public toilet is filthy!) and pee... and then leave their pee all over the seat and floor. Which is what makes public bathrooms so filthy.

I will continue to squat. Get over it.

Can’t you aim better? I squat and only occasinlly get a bit of splatter on the seat, which I then wipe off with toilet paper. It’s not hard to not pee all over the place if you try.

I’m the PP. I agree with squatting and cleaning up after. All I’m saying is that I will continue to squat regardless of how many people complain about squatters.

Squatting doesn’t automatically mean you leave a mess.

You are the one who leaves poop all over the seat and then leaves

You sound unhinged.

And YOU sound like the idiot who keeps sh!tting all over the toilet.

Please, for the sake of literally everyone who must share a public bathroom with you, STOP!!!!

Or, failing that, could you please just go relieve yourself outside in the woods like an animal? You clearly don't NEED an actual toilet, since you're too good to sit on one anyway, so what difference does it make whether you're in a bathroom or not? You can just as easily squat a defalcate behind a tree as you can in a stall, with the added benefits 1) no one else will have shat there before you, and 2) you're not ruining the room for everyone else.

Try this for a while and see how it goes. Your coworkers will certainly appreciate it.

Listen psycho, I said I clean up any mess left. Your psychosis is strong. Get help.

I don't need help. I know how to use a toilet. You're the psycho here, psycho.

I hope you didn’t hurt yourself thinking of such a witty retort.

Truly, I didn’t realize such corniness and stupidity exists in real life. For that awareness, I thank you.

Don't thank me - just use the toilet like a human, or go sh!t in the woods. Either, your choice. But stop befouling the bathroom.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I think lots of women squat (you know bc omg the public toilet is filthy!) and pee... and then leave their pee all over the seat and floor. Which is what makes public bathrooms so filthy.

I will continue to squat. Get over it.

Can’t you aim better? I squat and only occasinlly get a bit of splatter on the seat, which I then wipe off with toilet paper. It’s not hard to not pee all over the place if you try.

I’m the PP. I agree with squatting and cleaning up after. All I’m saying is that I will continue to squat regardless of how many people complain about squatters.

Squatting doesn’t automatically mean you leave a mess.

You are the one who leaves poop all over the seat and then leaves

You sound unhinged.

And YOU sound like the idiot who keeps sh!tting all over the toilet.

Please, for the sake of literally everyone who must share a public bathroom with you, STOP!!!!

Or, failing that, could you please just go relieve yourself outside in the woods like an animal? You clearly don't NEED an actual toilet, since you're too good to sit on one anyway, so what difference does it make whether you're in a bathroom or not? You can just as easily squat a defalcate behind a tree as you can in a stall, with the added benefits 1) no one else will have shat there before you, and 2) you're not ruining the room for everyone else.

Try this for a while and see how it goes. Your coworkers will certainly appreciate it.

Listen psycho, I said I clean up any mess left. Your psychosis is strong. Get help.

I don't need help. I know how to use a toilet. You're the psycho here, psycho.

I hope you didn’t hurt yourself thinking of such a witty retort.

Truly, I didn’t realize such corniness and stupidity exists in real life. For that awareness, I thank you.

Don't thank me - just use the toilet like a human, or go sh!t in the woods. Either, your choice. But stop befouling the bathroom.

So, you’re corny and stupid, too? Damn.

[Anonymous]

Today I went in the men’s room and someone had pooped in the urinal. How does that work?

[Anonymous]

Today I went in the men’s room and someone had pooped in the urinal. How does that work?

I am laughing so hard I am crying.

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Anonymous wrote:I think lots of women squat (you know bc omg the public toilet is filthy!) and pee... and then leave their pee all over the seat and floor. Which is what makes public bathrooms so filthy.

I will continue to squat. Get over it.

Can’t you aim better? I squat and only occasinlly get a bit of splatter on the seat, which I then wipe off with toilet paper. It’s not hard to not pee all over the place if you try.

I’m the PP. I agree with squatting and cleaning up after. All I’m saying is that I will continue to squat regardless of how many people complain about squatters.

Squatting doesn’t automatically mean you leave a mess.

You are the one who leaves poop all over the seat and then leaves

You sound unhinged.

And YOU sound like the idiot who keeps sh!tting all over the toilet.

Please, for the sake of literally everyone who must share a public bathroom with you, STOP!!!!

Or, failing that, could you please just go relieve yourself outside in the woods like an animal? You clearly don't NEED an actual toilet, since you're too good to sit on one anyway, so what difference does it make whether you're in a bathroom or not? You can just as easily squat a defalcate behind a tree as you can in a stall, with the added benefits 1) no one else will have shat there before you, and 2) you're not ruining the room for everyone else.

Try this for a while and see how it goes. Your coworkers will certainly appreciate it.

Listen psycho, I said I clean up any mess left. Your psychosis is strong. Get help.

I don't need help. I know how to use a toilet. You're the psycho here, psycho.

I hope you didn’t hurt yourself thinking of such a witty retort.

Truly, I didn’t realize such corniness and stupidity exists in real life. For that awareness, I thank you.

Don't thank me - just use the toilet like a human, or go sh!t in the woods. Either, your choice. But stop befouling the bathroom.

So, you’re corny and stupid, too? Damn.

NP. How the f*ck is 'corny' a relevant/accurate insult? That word might not mean what you think it means. This is a poo-related thread. Any mention of corn should be related to specific movements, not weird insults.

Anyway- new issue in my shared female bathroom at work is someone leaving what appears to be cat fur all over the front of the seat (where the gap is). Some lady either has multiple cats (though none of my coworkers are obviously covered in fur) or someone has absolutely minky, feline pubic hair and is in her shedding season. Another coworker and I am fascinated and have taken to purring loudly at random times throughout the day. We are this close to stalking the bathroom each time someone leaves to solve the mystery. (Her idea, not mine. I like only like a BR not recently vacated).

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Today I went in the men’s room and someone had pooped in the urinal. How does that work?

????????????

How????