Bathroom etiquette

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I visited a public bathroom in a very nice restaurant the other day and had to walk out, grab DH"s camera and take a photo, then use the men's room it was so bad.

I can't imagine having left a bathroom in that mess. If it were me, I would have gone to management, asked for gloves and multiple cleaners and said "I will take care of this now- trust me, you don't want to see it, just let me take care of it" no matter how sick I was.

It looked like someone had taken a sh!those and turned it on above the wall above the toilet. Like someone whipped down their pants just in time to not sh!t themselves but not at the right angle to NOT hit the wall. The splatter was about 6 inches wide and splash shaped, running straight down the wall. You couldn't not see it. It couldn't have been an oversight. Disgusting- and I'm a nurse who's seen it all.

What did you do with the photo?

I needed it to help me document the horror and to process that it was actually happening because I knew dh wouldn't believe me or understand why I was no longer interested in finishing my meal. I showed it to him later and now we use it as a meme- if he asks how my day is going I send it or if I ask him how his (bad)lunch was he will send it. I also uploaded it to a poo-related website for the enjoyment of others.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I visited a public bathroom in a very nice restaurant the other day and had to walk out, grab DH"s camera and take a photo, then use the men's room it was so bad.

I can't imagine having left a bathroom in that mess. If it were me, I would have gone to management, asked for gloves and multiple cleaners and said "I will take care of this now- trust me, you don't want to see it, just let me take care of it" no matter how sick I was.

It looked like someone had taken a sh!those and turned it on above the wall above the toilet. Like someone whipped down their pants just in time to not sh!t themselves but not at the right angle to NOT hit the wall. The splatter was about 6 inches wide and splash shaped, running straight down the wall. You couldn't not see it. It couldn't have been an oversight. Disgusting- and I'm a nurse who's seen it all.

OMG, I can't stop laughing! You are hilariously descriptive, PP!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think lots of women squat (you know bc omg the public toilet is filthy!) and pee... and then leave their pee all over the seat and floor. Which is what makes public bathrooms so filthy.

I will continue to squat. Get over it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Why clean up after myself when a janitor will come along and do it for me?

What if your father isn't working that day?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think lots of women squat (you know bc omg the public toilet is filthy!) and pee... and then leave their pee all over the seat and floor. Which is what makes public bathrooms so filthy.

I will continue to squat. Get over it.

You are the problem.


With everything. For the good of everyone else, you should take up autoerotic asphyxiatia.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think lots of women squat (you know bc omg the public toilet is filthy!) and pee... and then leave their pee all over the seat and floor. Which is what makes public bathrooms so filthy.

I will continue to squat. Get over it.

Can’t you aim better? I squat and only occasinlly get a bit of splatter on the seat, which I then wipe off with toilet paper. It’s not hard to not pee all over the place if you try.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think lots of women squat (you know bc omg the public toilet is filthy!) and pee... and then leave their pee all over the seat and floor. Which is what makes public bathrooms so filthy.

I will continue to squat. Get over it.

If you don't wipe up after yourself, you are feral.

[Anonymous]

People who squat and do not clean up are savages.

So disgusting.

[Anonymous]

I squat however I also clean the seat if I splatter. No need to leave a mess. That said, I do not typically splatter I know how to aim.

[Anonymous]

I had to use a single stall bathroom last night in the middle of my run. It was disgusting. Poop splattered and smeared on the seat. The bathroom smelled newly shit in. Just so gross. But I had to pee. So I did. As I left, I had to walk past the short line that had formed outside. I felt compelled to tell them it wasn't me, but who cares and who would believe me? There was soap and a sink and toilet paper and all the things that make a public restroom nice. And then instead of using those things to clean up after themselves, that person left it so gross.

[Anonymous]

MikeL wrote:Is this in your house? Maybe you should talk to your housemates.

PM me.

[Anonymous]

Who explodes like that when peeing and pooping...holy shit! Now I can’t unsee this thread and feel the need to shower!

[Anonymous]

It’s not like it’s just poop splatter. It’s literally smeared all over the seat. I don’t understand how that happens. And why would you leave it there? Aren’t you grossed out yourself? If that happened to me I would be.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:People who squat and do not clean up are savages.

So disgusting.

+100000

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It’s not like it’s just poop splatter. It’s literally smeared all over the seat. I don’t understand how that happens. And why would you leave it there? Aren’t you grossed out yourself? If that happened to me I would be.

This is plain old mental illness. It's not accidental.