Trump Countdown

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Remember, there's always the wildcard of Trump's health. The man is pushing 72, he eats like a pig, considers hand waving exercise, and is under an unbelievable amount of stress. I also wouldn't rule out an attempt to get rid of Trump by any means necessary. There seems to be no shortage of crazy people with arsenals and a singular focus on eliminating what they perceive to be source of their pain.

Again, you Cons can’t keep a story straight today. Are liberals ammosexual nutjobs likely to go around killing that whichever displease us, or are we passive weaklings who will sublimate any and all anger?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My prediction:

1. Mueller will continue to indict various people, getting closer and closer to Trump.
2. In the second half of 2018, Trump will decide Mueller is getting too close, and will arrange for Mueller to be fired.
3. Democrats will go nuts. Republicans will express "deep concern," but will not vote to allow Mueller or any other Special Prosecutor to continue the job. Republicans will say their own congressional investigations are sufficient.
3. In 2019, after the Democrats take back the House, the House will vote to impeach Trump. Democrats will reopen the House investigation of Trump.
4. In 2019-20, the Senate will fail to get the 67 votes needed to remove Trump from office on impeachment. Almost all Democratic Senators will vote for impeachment. Many Republicans will express "deep concern," but only a few will vote to impeach.
5. In 2020, Trump will lose his election.
6. After the November 2020 election, but before the January 2021 inauguration of the new Democratic President, Trump will issue blanket pardons for himself, his family members, and his close associates.

2A. After Mueller is fired, the dead man switches are activated and intel shared by our allies and sealed indictments get unsealed. Hellfire rains from the sky. Patriotic Americans take to the streets in peaceful protest.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Remember, there's always the wildcard of Trump's health. The man is pushing 72, he eats like a pig, considers hand waving exercise, and is under an unbelievable amount of stress. I also wouldn't rule out an attempt to get rid of Trump by any means necessary. There seems to be no shortage of crazy people with arsenals and a singular focus on eliminating what they perceive to be source of their pain.

Again, you Cons can’t keep a story straight today. Are liberals ammosexual nutjobs likely to go around killing that whichever displease us, or are we passive weaklings who will sublimate any and all anger?

I have no idea what you are talking about. And I'm a liberal.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Remember, there's always the wildcard of Trump's health. The man is pushing 72, he eats like a pig, considers hand waving exercise, and is under an unbelievable amount of stress. I also wouldn't rule out an attempt to get rid of Trump by any means necessary. There seems to be no shortage of crazy people with arsenals and a singular focus on eliminating what they perceive to be source of their pain.

Again, you Cons can’t keep a story straight today. Are liberals ammosexual nutjobs likely to go around killing that whichever displease us, or are we passive weaklings who will sublimate any and all anger?

I have no idea what you are talking about. And I'm a liberal.

This is what I was talking about.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My prediction:

1. Mueller will continue to indict various people, getting closer and closer to Trump.
2. In the second half of 2018, Trump will decide Mueller is getting too close, and will arrange for Mueller to be fired.
3. Democrats will go nuts. Republicans will express "deep concern," but will not vote to allow Mueller or any other Special Prosecutor to continue the job. Republicans will say their own congressional investigations are sufficient.
3. In 2019, after the Democrats take back the House, the House will vote to impeach Trump. Democrats will reopen the House investigation of Trump.
4. In 2019-20, the Senate will fail to get the 67 votes needed to remove Trump from office on impeachment. Almost all Democratic Senators will vote for impeachment. Many Republicans will express "deep concern," but only a few will vote to impeach.
5. In 2020, Trump will lose his election.
6. After the November 2020 election, but before the January 2021 inauguration of the new Democratic President, Trump will issue blanket pardons for himself, his family members, and his close associates.

2A. After Mueller is fired, the dead man switches are activated and intel shared by our allies and sealed indictments get unsealed. Hellfire rains from the sky. Patriotic Americans take to the streets in peaceful protest.

5A. Someone (Flake?) will challenge Trump and he will lose his own primary.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My prediction:

1. Mueller will continue to indict various people, getting closer and closer to Trump.
2. In the second half of 2018, Trump will decide Mueller is getting too close, and will arrange for Mueller to be fired.
3. Democrats will go nuts. Republicans will express "deep concern," but will not vote to allow Mueller or any other Special Prosecutor to continue the job. Republicans will say their own congressional investigations are sufficient.
3. In 2019, after the Democrats take back the House, the House will vote to impeach Trump. Democrats will reopen the House investigation of Trump.
4. In 2019-20, the Senate will fail to get the 67 votes needed to remove Trump from office on impeachment. Almost all Democratic Senators will vote for impeachment. Many Republicans will express "deep concern," but only a few will vote to impeach.
5. In 2020, Trump will lose his election.
6. After the November 2020 election, but before the January 2021 inauguration of the new Democratic President, Trump will issue blanket pardons for himself, his family members, and his close associates.

2A. After Mueller is fired, the dead man switches are activated and intel shared by our allies and sealed indictments get unsealed. Hellfire rains from the sky. Patriotic Americans take to the streets in peaceful protest.

5A. Someone (Flake?) will challenge Trump and he will lose his own primary.

This. Republicans will realize he is doing/has done irreparable harm to party brand and will jettison him. Sooner or later self interest kicks in.

[Anonymous]

5A. Someone (Flake?) will challenge Trump and he will lose his own primary.

Flake would not win a primary. He may challenge him, but he would not win. I suppose someone else might--but, I doubt it. My best guess, Trump won't run.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I say Melania poisons him via a Five Guys burger. ?

I'd guess a Big Mac. Also, Tiffany will probably assist.

The kid he ignores and barely recognizes as his child? You could be right.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I say Melania poisons him via a Five Guys burger. ?

I'd guess a Big Mac. Also, Tiffany will probably assist.

The kid he ignores and barely recognizes as his child? You could be right.

She is is too busy trying to use his connections to get into Yale Law School.

[Anonymous]

Donald brings back coal in 2 weeks

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My prediction:

1. Mueller will continue to indict various people, getting closer and closer to Trump.
2. In the second half of 2018, Trump will decide Mueller is getting too close, and will arrange for Mueller to be fired.
3. Democrats will go nuts. Republicans will express "deep concern," but will not vote to allow Mueller or any other Special Prosecutor to continue the job. Republicans will say their own congressional investigations are sufficient.
3. In 2019, after the Democrats take back the House, the House will vote to impeach Trump. Democrats will reopen the House investigation of Trump.
4. In 2019-20, the Senate will fail to get the 67 votes needed to remove Trump from office on impeachment. Almost all Democratic Senators will vote for impeachment. Many Republicans will express "deep concern," but only a few will vote to impeach.
5. In 2020, Trump will lose his election.
6. After the November 2020 election, but before the January 2021 inauguration of the new Democratic President, Trump will issue blanket pardons for himself, his family members, and his close associates.

That sounds about right. After this Trump retires to Mar-A-Lago where he calls all day and lives off the proceeds of MAGA Hats.

Historians have a field day writing about the weirdest four years of American politics.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My prediction:

1. Mueller will continue to indict various people, getting closer and closer to Trump.
2. In the second half of 2018, Trump will decide Mueller is getting too close, and will arrange for Mueller to be fired.
3. Democrats will go nuts. Republicans will express "deep concern," but will not vote to allow Mueller or any other Special Prosecutor to continue the job. Republicans will say their own congressional investigations are sufficient.
3. In 2019, after the Democrats take back the House, the House will vote to impeach Trump. Democrats will reopen the House investigation of Trump.
4. In 2019-20, the Senate will fail to get the 67 votes needed to remove Trump from office on impeachment. Almost all Democratic Senators will vote for impeachment. Many Republicans will express "deep concern," but only a few will vote to impeach.
5. In 2020, Trump will lose his election.
6. After the November 2020 election, but before the January 2021 inauguration of the new Democratic President, Trump will issue blanket pardons for himself, his family members, and his close associates.

I don’t believe you can self pardon.

[Anonymous]

As long as the economy does well and immigration laws are enforced he'll get a second term. I didn't vote for him, btw.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My prediction:

1. Mueller will continue to indict various people, getting closer and closer to Trump.
2. In the second half of 2018, Trump will decide Mueller is getting too close, and will arrange for Mueller to be fired.
3. Democrats will go nuts. Republicans will express "deep concern," but will not vote to allow Mueller or any other Special Prosecutor to continue the job. Republicans will say their own congressional investigations are sufficient.
3. In 2019, after the Democrats take back the House, the House will vote to impeach Trump. Democrats will reopen the House investigation of Trump.
4. In 2019-20, the Senate will fail to get the 67 votes needed to remove Trump from office on impeachment. Almost all Democratic Senators will vote for impeachment. Many Republicans will express "deep concern," but only a few will vote to impeach.
5. In 2020, Trump will lose his election.
6. After the November 2020 election, but before the January 2021 inauguration of the new Democratic President, Trump will issue blanket pardons for himself, his family members, and his close associates.

2A. After Mueller is fired, the dead man switches are activated and intel shared by our allies and sealed indictments get unsealed. Hellfire rains from the sky. Patriotic Americans take to the streets in peaceful protest.

Hell no. I'm storming the gates. Seriously.

[Anonymous]

I think the wild card in all of this is Melania. What if she officially leaves or divorces him? That could cause a ruckus.