I inhaled hot oven air by accident

[Anonymous]

LOLOLOLOL.

This post should become a classic.

[Anonymous]

Are u the same poster who posts about how to make coffee?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Are u the same poster who posts about how to make coffee?

Maybe she was roasting coffee beans in the oven? You know, taking her coffee making skills to the whole new level?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:You should definitely buy a cooking face mask. I have one and I wear it all the time, even when I'm just walking the dog in case one of our neighbors is cooking. It prevents any cooking particles from entering your system, eg stale fridge smell, coffee-machine steam, pasta steam, bacon smoke, fine crumbs when you're cutting bread. Totally worth it!

I just wear a burgundy face mask.

maybe there was lightly fried tuna in the hot oven air

[Anonymous]

I breathed one of my DH's hot farts one time when streamed into my face while I was sleeping. I woke up coughing with burning eyes. I lived to breathe in more farts. So there's that.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:You should definitely buy a cooking face mask. I have one and I wear it all the time, even when I'm just walking the dog in case one of our neighbors is cooking. It prevents any cooking particles from entering your system, eg stale fridge smell, coffee-machine steam, pasta steam, bacon smoke, fine crumbs when you're cutting bread. Totally worth it!

I just wear a burgundy face mask.

maybe there was lightly fried tuna in the hot oven air

I have it on reliable authority that this is only a concern at Chipotle.

[Anonymous]

Was it a "dutch oven", OP? You should consult a gastroenterologist.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:OP didn't come back. Maybe she's at the ER. Or at CVS shopping for internal burn cream.

Obviously she did not survive her injuries

RIP OP, we'll miss you.

We hardly knew her.

Memorials will be built, flags will be waived, mothers will weep.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I never open a hot over without putting on a gas mask first! What were you thinking?

You joke but I'm wearing one in the subway right now. Motherfuckers aren't going to kill me on this train.

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

OP, you're in our hearts and prayers.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I breathed one of my DH's hot farts one time when streamed into my face while I was sleeping. I woke up coughing with burning eyes. I lived to breathe in more farts. So there's that.

I'm so glad you said this. My family claims they have no idea what hot farts are. Unbelievable!!

[Anonymous]

She clearly failed to disclose she was baking, ahem, brownies, hence the paranoia.

[Anonymous]

Just don't inhale when it's self-cleaning.
https://learn.compactappliance.com/self-cleaning-oven-hazards/

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Just don't inhale when it's self-cleaning.
https://learn.compactappliance.com/self-cleaning-oven-hazards/

Thanks Mom.
May I have a tide pod for dessert?