#2 while running- so embarrassed!!

[Anonymous]

I've definitely sharted (shit farted) while running. If you are on a 15 mile run, shit happens!

[Anonymous]

Happened to me three times.
One time on the way to the ER when I had some mystery action I left a puddle of diarrhea right in front of the entrance sign to a luxury apartment complex. Whenever I drive past it now I can't help but laugh.

Second time was when I was sitting at the table in a restaurant. I farted a little and then felt something hot. I raaaannnnn to the bathroom and had to sacrifice my underwear. Seconds later and it would have soaked through my shorts. I think that happened because I just started a new prescription.

Once as a child I was with my dad and his buddy on the buddy's boat. We were anchored on a sandbar with a bunch of other boats. No toilets around I walked behind the boat and just stood there while releasing certain unmentionable things. Sorry fishies.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I've definitely sharted (shit farted) while running. If you are on a 15 mile run, shit happens!

Diapers help

[Anonymous]

This thread never fails to make me smile.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Happened to me three times.
One time on the way to the ER when I had some mystery action I left a puddle of diarrhea right in front of the entrance sign to a luxury apartment complex. Whenever I drive past it now I can't help but laugh.

Second time was when I was sitting at the table in a restaurant. I farted a little and then felt something hot. I raaaannnnn to the bathroom and had to sacrifice my underwear. Seconds later and it would have soaked through my shorts. I think that happened because I just started a new prescription.

Once as a child I was with my dad and his buddy on the buddy's boat. We were anchored on a sandbar with a bunch of other boats. No toilets around I walked behind the boat and just stood there while releasing certain unmentionable things. Sorry fishies.

I am crying on this one

[Anonymous]

Seriously I've forwarded this thread to so many people. These stories are AWESOME!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My sister once had to shit on the Jersey turnpike, between the guardrails of a center lane. Saturday night, dense traffic, headlight shining on her bright white ass while she tried not to shit on her white shorts.

Epic!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This happened to me during my morning commute not long ago. Driving down 270, horrible traffic, and unexpectedly the low, urgent siren song of my bowels came calling. I was able to make it to an exit in Germantown, and pulled into the Whole Foods parking garage, thinking I might be able to make it in to the store. But no. It was not to be. The massive relief of being so close to the restroom triggered some kind of primordial "relaxation" reflex, and I had to go right then, right there. I had an empty canvas tote bag in my car, and grabbed that, and pulled down my pants and squatted next to my car in the garage for sweet relief. Luckily there were not many people in the vicinity. I put the tote bag in a garbage can and felt horrible about the situation I had created for the person who had to empty the can, but I could not think of a better solution.

What good thinking!

Where is the Whole Foods in Germantown?

PP meant Wegmans.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My sister once had to shit on the Jersey turnpike, between the guardrails of a center lane. Saturday night, dense traffic, headlight shining on her bright white ass while she tried not to shit on her white shorts.

Epic!

Agreed! Amazing. Imagine seeing that??