#2 while running- so embarrassed!!

[Anonymous]

defile shrubbery

I am laughing my ass off !

[Anonymous]

I had to stop a run early recently because I needed to go. Luckily I made it home - walked the last 1/2 mile. Something about the up and down motion was just too much. Very weird feeling.

[Anonymous]

Happened to me twice. Once had baby in stroller and he just stared as I went in the trees. Second time 4 year old was with me and I had him stand guard and told him I was peeling (he's been allowed to go in the woods on occasion if we're somewhere where that would work.

It's happened to DH too, off the crescent trail.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Happened to me twice. Once had baby in stroller and he just stared as I went in the trees. Second time 4 year old was with me and I had him stand guard and told him I was peeling (he's been allowed to go in the woods on occasion if we're somewhere where that would work.

It's happened to DH too, off the crescent trail.

That should say peeing

[Anonymous]

This is illegal, you may end up the sex offender registry

[Anonymous]

My husband shit himself at a Thai restaurant when we first started dating. He said we need to get takeout and please walk behing me. We laugh about it now. Shit happens.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This happened to me recently in the garage !

I ate two small Twix bars and took some cough medicine earlier in the day. I was bending down sweeping up my toenail clippings, my stomach growled once and before I could stand up the hot liquid shot out of my butt. I seriously could not stop it. I clenched, it didn't work. No gas, no warning, it just flowed.

Praying my husband wouldn't come outside I closed the garage door, stripped off my pants, ran to the guest bathroom and washed up. Thank God I keep a robe on the bathroom door. When he saw me in the robe he asked what was up. I laughed hysterically. Then he told me his poop stories.

Shit happens. Yes it do, do.

Uh.... Why do you have toenail clippings in your garage?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:defile shrubbery

I am laughing my ass off !

Me too! lol excellent story

[Anonymous]

My son had to do it on the side of the service road by the Hoover Dam (Nevada side). No lie. Emergencies happen.

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Anonymous wrote:My sister once had to shit on the Jersey turnpike, between the guardrails of a center lane. Saturday night, dense traffic, headlight shining on her bright white ass while she tried not to shit on her white shorts.

Oh. So that's what that Jersey smell was.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:defile shrubbery

I am laughing my ass off !

Laugh it off in a restroom.

[Anonymous]

Happened to me...in my own yard. I was out running errands and suddenly the urge hit. I was in a rental car, btw, my car was being serviced. I could barely hold it to home. Got home and realized my keys and garage door opener were in my car at the shop. I had to run to my back yard behind the bushes and had God-awful diarrhea. It was terrible. I had nothing to clean up my self up with, either. I was able to clean up the yard and stuck it in the yard waste container. Luckily, the next day was trash day and I haven't thought about that incident until just now.

[Anonymous]

So this happened to a very good friend of mine (not me!)- she was running in Rock Creek Park and had to stop. It wasn't the stopping that was the problem- it was that she tried to wipe/clean up a bit with some leaves.

Within a day it because clear that she had used poison ivy or poison oak. She mostly sat in an oatmeal bath for like 3 days. I only found out because we were supposed to go out that weekend, and she was being very cagey as to why she wouldn't leave the house. Finally she fessed up. It was BAD.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So this happened to a very good friend of mine (not me!)- she was running in Rock Creek Park and had to stop. It wasn't the stopping that was the problem- it was that she tried to wipe/clean up a bit with some leaves.

Within a day it because clear that she had used poison ivy or poison oak. She mostly sat in an oatmeal bath for like 3 days. I only found out because we were supposed to go out that weekend, and she was being very cagey as to why she wouldn't leave the house. Finally she fessed up. It was BAD.

Yikes. Sounds like an Ivy grad.

[Anonymous]

Almost happened to me while running the Mall. I was about a half mile away from the bathroom at the Lincoln with the Vietnam memorial between me and my salvation. I kept thinking my body was going to fail me and I was either going to faint then poop or throw up then poop. I had to walk in fits and starts. I focused hard on my breathing hoping it would get my mind off my urgent need. By the grace of God, I made it. Although I'm sure it was very apparent to anyone who saw me walking knew there was a chance I wouldn't.