if you could be any real housewife

[Anonymous]

Maybe Shannon and I would lose the husband and keep the house and kids.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I would love to be Kyle. She keeps it on the dl but she's far and away the best connected housewife.

For years before being on the show her best friend group has included kris Jenner, bethenny frankel, Faye redneck, Paris Hilton and tons of others that she seems to not talk about. It's almost like she's embarrassed by how well connected she is.

I just want to know all the dirty details, all the little Beverly Hills secrets that she has seen. Growing up there, being there during the 90s and aughts- she has seen a lot! And I want to know it all...

so NOT impressed by how 'connected' she is...Really, Bethenny Frankel, Kris Jenner, etc???

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Anonymous wrote:HEATHER from OC! to me her life is perfect, the husband, the kids, the body, the career.

She hardly has a 'career,' and she is SO annoying/pretentious/materialistic...

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Anonymous wrote:who would it be and why?

I'd be Lisa V. She is as close to perfect as they get.

Same! I echo the other poster's comment that her husband lets her do whatever the hell she wants. Love it!

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Anonymous wrote:I would love to be Kyle. She keeps it on the dl but she's far and away the best connected housewife.

For years before being on the show her best friend group has included kris Jenner, bethenny frankel, Faye redneck, Paris Hilton and tons of others that she seems to not talk about. It's almost like she's embarrassed by how well connected she is.

I just want to know all the dirty details, all the little Beverly Hills secrets that she has seen. Growing up there, being there during the 90s and aughts- she has seen a lot! And I want to know it all...

Paris Hilton is her niece (I'd try to keep that on the DL, too, if I were her!).

Yeah, but does that matter? It was still her crowd...

Hmm, let's see, she's dump as a stump, pretentious, uneducated, and lies about where she's from. Hint: it's not Beverly Hills.

What is "dump as a stump"?

I'm going to guess it's a typo. Also possibly you.

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Anonymous wrote:Shannon Beador.

She's rich, well liked, AND her husband is genuinely hot, even if he did cheat on her.

She's got it made in the shade.

Whaaa? She seems miserable and her DH doesn't give two craps about her.

Shannon is awful, whiny, and drinks vodka like it's water. Hardly someone I want to be.

[Anonymous]

Heather Dubrow or Lisa V.

[Anonymous]

Lisa V. or healthy Yolanda.

[Anonymous]

Healthy yolanda without David foster. He seems so arrogant and insufferable.

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Anonymous wrote:I would love to be Kyle. She keeps it on the dl but she's far and away the best connected housewife.

For years before being on the show her best friend group has included kris Jenner, bethenny frankel, Faye redneck, Paris Hilton and tons of others that she seems to not talk about. It's almost like she's embarrassed by how well connected she is.

I just want to know all the dirty details, all the little Beverly Hills secrets that she has seen. Growing up there, being there during the 90s and aughts- she has seen a lot! And I want to know it all...

Paris Hilton is her niece (I'd try to keep that on the DL, too, if I were her!).

Yeah, but does that matter? It was still her crowd...

Hmm, let's see, she's dump as a stump, pretentious, uneducated, and lies about where she's from. Hint: it's not Beverly Hills.

What is "dump as a stump"?

I'm going to guess it's a typo. Also possibly you.

Don't throw stones when you live in a glass house.

[Anonymous]

Bethenny Frankel. She's honest to a fault, spunky, smart, and owns all of her flaws - accepts that they make her who she is today.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Healthy yolanda without David foster. He seems so arrogant and insufferable.

+1 agreed!

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Anonymous wrote:Shannon Beador.

She's rich, well liked, AND her husband is genuinely hot, even if he did cheat on her.

She's got it made in the shade.

Are you serious? Shannon Beador is beyond miserable. She and the husband HATE each other, I don't care how much therapy they have been through on TV. I like Shannon as a person and think she'd be a good friend but I wouldn't want to be her for 5 minutes.

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Anonymous wrote:Healthy yolanda without David foster. He seems so arrogant and insufferable.

Without David Foster, she wouldn't have that house or that refrigerator! I do like her a lot more than I did at first, though. I think she genuinely has substance.

[Anonymous]

I pick Kyle, though I am surprised by the PP who said Mauricio cheats on her. Assuming that is fale, Kyle seems to have a genuinely happy marriage, Mauricio is good looking, she's a great mom, and I think an actual nice person. She gets into tussles on the show, but I usually understand where she's coming from. And she's rich and getting richer all the time since Mauricio's company is doing so well.