if you could be any real housewife

[Anonymous]

Probably Lisa. She makes me roll my eyes sometimes, but she's in what looks to be a loving, stable marriage and has a successful career running her restaurants.

[Anonymous]

Reading this thread made me sad.

Women want to measure themselves against reality television?

I am your Sunday morning buzz kill. Bash away. But come on people. . .

[Anonymous]

Kim zolciak . Ya I know she isn't a current real housewife but her life seems awesome , she is so pretty, great husband and kids

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:NeNe! Seems to have all the fun.

She is just about the most vile human walking the Earth.

Why do you say this?

All she cares about is money and status. Because she got a few gigs outside of the franchise, she treats the other women as if they are below her. Just about the worst thing, in my opinion, a person can do. She will have no one there for her when she becomes irrelevant.

+1

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Reading this thread made me sad.

Women want to measure themselves against reality television?

I am your Sunday morning buzz kill. Bash away. But come on people. . .

Plus 1

[Anonymous]

Danielle Staub. (RHNJ)

No, I'm kidding.

Does anyone remember Lydia McLaughlin from RHOC?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Kenya Moore, looks wise

Her body is INSANE

Agreed, but she's so manipulative!

I'd be Nene Leakes. Love her, and her DH seems solid.

I agree with this. I like Nene, and she has the best relationship of all the housewives, IMO. Greg does EXACTLY what she says.

My sister tells me of all the housewives, I remind her of Nene. I took it as a diss cause she's so loud and aggressive, but as times goes on I realize it's a good thing.

NeNe has no friends. She can't be friends with any woman she perceives richer, prettier, or more cunning. She only wants people around her that makes her believe that she I superior or the smartest person in the room. Greg is weak.

[Anonymous]

Probably Kyle

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Reading this thread made me sad.

Women want to measure themselves against reality television?

I am your Sunday morning buzz kill. Bash away. But come on people. . .

Don't be silly. No one is seriously measuring themselves against reality stars. It's for fun.

[Anonymous]

Joyce aka Hoyce.

[Anonymous]

Can we add Ladies of London to the mix? Because then I'd want to be Caroline!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Can we add Ladies of London to the mix? Because then I'd want to be Caroline!

+1!

[Anonymous]

Not Kyle. It's a well known blind item that Maurico cheats on her all the time.

I'd pick somebody from NYC for the style and more reserved East coast air. I love Luann's style and think she always looks age appropriate at the same time. The California ladies are too bleached blonde, spray tanned, botoxed, as afraid of getting old. Luann has money and a house in the Hamptons and nice kids. However, she has bad taste in men.

But man, what I wouldn't give to have written and performed "money can't buy you classs...MAH FRIEND."

[Anonymous]

ugh, ugh, ugh. Puke, puke, puke.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:ugh, ugh, ugh. Puke, puke, puke.

How elegant YOU are!