if you could be any real housewife

[Anonymous]

I would love to be Kyle. She keeps it on the dl but she's far and away the best connected housewife.

For years before being on the show her best friend group has included kris Jenner, bethenny frankel, Faye redneck, Paris Hilton and tons of others that she seems to not talk about. It's almost like she's embarrassed by how well connected she is.

I just want to know all the dirty details, all the little Beverly Hills secrets that she has seen. Growing up there, being there during the 90s and aughts- she has seen a lot! And I want to know it all...

[Anonymous]

Lisa Vanderpump for sure. No contest.

[Anonymous]

Bethenny. I already have the mouth

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Either of the Heathers. No divorces looming, plenty of money, and they seem to be good moms. I'd prefer to be Heather of RHONY, because I'd take the nicer husband over the bigger checkbook.

Heather of OC is KILLING it this year. She's cracking me up!

[Anonymous]

Shannon Beador.

She's rich, well liked, AND her husband is genuinely hot, even if he did cheat on her.

She's got it made in the shade.

[Anonymous]

Dorinda because I share a love of martinis and 60s style. And financially secure.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I would love to be Kyle. She keeps it on the dl but she's far and away the best connected housewife.

For years before being on the show her best friend group has included kris Jenner, bethenny frankel, Faye redneck, Paris Hilton and tons of others that she seems to not talk about. It's almost like she's embarrassed by how well connected she is.

I just want to know all the dirty details, all the little Beverly Hills secrets that she has seen. Growing up there, being there during the 90s and aughts- she has seen a lot! And I want to know it all...

Paris Hilton is her niece (I'd try to keep that on the DL, too, if I were her!).

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I would love to be Kyle. She keeps it on the dl but she's far and away the best connected housewife.

For years before being on the show her best friend group has included kris Jenner, bethenny frankel, Faye redneck, Paris Hilton and tons of others that she seems to not talk about. It's almost like she's embarrassed by how well connected she is.

I just want to know all the dirty details, all the little Beverly Hills secrets that she has seen. Growing up there, being there during the 90s and aughts- she has seen a lot! And I want to know it all...

Paris Hilton is her niece (I'd try to keep that on the DL, too, if I were her!).

Yeah, but does that matter? It was still her crowd...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I would love to be Kyle. She keeps it on the dl but she's far and away the best connected housewife.

For years before being on the show her best friend group has included kris Jenner, bethenny frankel, Faye redneck, Paris Hilton and tons of others that she seems to not talk about. It's almost like she's embarrassed by how well connected she is.

I just want to know all the dirty details, all the little Beverly Hills secrets that she has seen. Growing up there, being there during the 90s and aughts- she has seen a lot! And I want to know it all...

Paris Hilton is her niece (I'd try to keep that on the DL, too, if I were her!).

Yeah, but does that matter? It was still her crowd...

Hmm, let's see, she's dump as a stump, pretentious, uneducated, and lies about where she's from. Hint: it's not Beverly Hills.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I would love to be Kyle. She keeps it on the dl but she's far and away the best connected housewife.

For years before being on the show her best friend group has included kris Jenner, bethenny frankel, Faye redneck, Paris Hilton and tons of others that she seems to not talk about. It's almost like she's embarrassed by how well connected she is.

I just want to know all the dirty details, all the little Beverly Hills secrets that she has seen. Growing up there, being there during the 90s and aughts- she has seen a lot! And I want to know it all...

Paris Hilton is her niece (I'd try to keep that on the DL, too, if I were her!).

Yeah, but does that matter? It was still her crowd...

Hmm, let's see, she's dump as a stump, pretentious, uneducated, and lies about where she's from. Hint: it's not Beverly Hills.

What is "dump as a stump"?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Personality wise, I really like Kyle Richards.

Lifestyle wise, Lisa V seems to have it made. Her husband lets her do whatever the F she wants.

I think Kyle has a similar, if not more, money. But she seems to be on a shorter leash

Not even close. Lisa has more than double the net worth of Maurice.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Personality wise, I really like Kyle Richards.

Lifestyle wise, Lisa V seems to have it made. Her husband lets her do whatever the F she wants.

I think Kyle has a similar, if not more, money. But she seems to be on a shorter leash

Not even close. Lisa has more than double the net worth of Maurice.

Not from the sources I've seen.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Shannon Beador.

She's rich, well liked, AND her husband is genuinely hot, even if he did cheat on her.

She's got it made in the shade.

Whaaa? She seems miserable and her DH doesn't give two craps about her.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Shannon Beador.

She's rich, well liked, AND her husband is genuinely hot, even if he did cheat on her.

She's got it made in the shade.

Whaaa? She seems miserable and her DH doesn't give two craps about her.

He definitely seems to give a crap. These last few episodes he's practically been her bitch.

[Anonymous]

HEATHER from OC! to me her life is perfect, the husband, the kids, the body, the career.