UMD "We invent practically everything."

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Question: If College Park is so awesome, does that mean all of you UMD alumni stay there to live?

If you don't live in College Park, why not?

I think the UMD booster is lame as hell, but I don't get the point of your argument. Do VT alum settle down in Blacksburg? Do Vassar grads buy houses in Poughkeepsie?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How much did you save by switching to GEICO?

$1400 a year.

Seriously!

And it only took 15 minutes.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Question: If College Park is so awesome, does that mean all of you UMD alumni stay there to live?

If you don't live in College Park, why not?

I think the UMD booster is lame as hell, but I don't get the point of your argument. Do VT alum settle down in Blacksburg? Do Vassar grads buy houses in Poughkeepsie?

Had the time of my life living in CP as a student and young adult. It's close to everything and massive numbers of the opposite sex everywhere. Too much student "activity" for a quiet middle Ager but the area is starting a major overhaul. The next ten years are transformative.

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Umd does it for the children!!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I am sick of UMD bragging that they invent practically everything and they have so many national championships plus the most nobel/pulitzer/emmy/academy award and fields medal winners of any ACC school or Georgetown/Hopkins, Just because they integrated the whole ACC and got spit on for it does not give them the right to brag about it. They should have more class and wait for others to catch up. Just because they have the most well known and successful alumni of any regional university and a star studded booster group of Maryland Pride folks does not give them the right to point it out!!! Its just obnoxious!!!


I for one do not want to be reminded every time I use Google ..or Watch Seinfeld..or buy something with a bar code...or pump gasoline with a Octane grade...or listen to sirius satellite...or my kids watch the muppets or boondocks or liberty meadows or diary of a wimpy kid...or I see Baywatch or the Wire or curb your enthusiasm.. or I am landing in a plane with retractable landing gear...or my Dad needs a coronary stent or a miniturized insulin pump or a epileptic seizure warning device... or watch a weather report with doppler radar or be happy nixon was impeached or go to a stadium event with a jumbotron ...or Linear programming or drive a Prius with a hybrid engine or use frequent flyer systems or watch that Damn Dan Snyders Redskins or watch the Damn 76ers or Flyers owned by that Damn Ed Snyder or have to watch half of ESPN and Scott Van Pelt, Len Elmore, Pam Ward, Norm Chad,Tim kirkjian or friggin Connie Chung/Kiran Chetry/Gail King ?Robi Quivers!!!! What are they trying to corner the market on all races!!!!

On top of it all...the damn Guiliana Rancik is a Terp too!!! I can't even watch entertainment TV anymore...Christsake..Dianne Weist has won more Oscars that the entire ACC alum put together don't get me started on that bastard Henson...he has more Emmys than the universe!!!! Even Outback steakhouse was started by a Terp it's sickenimg!!! If I see Boomer Esiason ruining my NFL sunday one more time I Might just go rogue like a Virginia Tech mass murderer.

And trust me... If you bring up the fact that Charlottesville has almost twice the violent crime as College Park one more time I will Freak!!! I Don't care that Umd has the most Preppy-ass womans lacrosse or field hockey championships in the NCAA or the best mens soccer program or 12 mens Lacrosse national championships or those damn hott cheerleaders that aways win the all girl competition who friggin make me SICK!!!

Your stupid Underarmour uniforms are unfair. The Calvert flag is ugly!!!! If I see it one more time I promise you I will go rouge like a Virginia Tech mass murderer/dining hall beheader/shoot cop in the facer or a UVA coed destructing working for daddy title searching UNC modern day slavery enabling Penn State shower slapping William and mary suicide epidemic MANIAC!!!! so STOP BEING SO SUPERIOR AND HAVE SOME COMPASSION! !!!

I love it!

[Anonymous]

you left out the implantable defibulator!! UMD grad invented that and my Dad has it. Thanks UMD !!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I am sick of UMD bragging that they invent practically everything and they have so many national championships plus the most nobel/pulitzer/emmy/academy award and fields medal winners of any ACC school or Georgetown/Hopkins, Just because they integrated the whole ACC and got spit on for it does not give them the right to brag about it. They should have more class and wait for others to catch up. Just because they have the most well known and successful alumni of any regional university and a star studded booster group of Maryland Pride folks does not give them the right to point it out!!! Its just obnoxious!!!


I for one do not want to be reminded every time I use Google ..or Watch Seinfeld..or buy something with a bar code...or pump gasoline with a Octane grade...or listen to sirius satellite...or my kids watch the muppets or boondocks or liberty meadows or diary of a wimpy kid...or I see Baywatch or the Wire or curb your enthusiasm.. or I am landing in a plane with retractable landing gear...or my Dad needs a coronary stent or a miniturized insulin pump or a epileptic seizure warning device... or watch a weather report with doppler radar or be happy nixon was impeached or go to a stadium event with a jumbotron ...or Linear programming or drive a Prius with a hybrid engine or use frequent flyer systems or watch that Damn Dan Snyders Redskins or watch the Damn 76ers or Flyers owned by that Damn Ed Snyder or have to watch half of ESPN and Scott Van Pelt, Len Elmore, Pam Ward, Norm Chad,Tim kirkjian or friggin Connie Chung/Kiran Chetry/Gail King ?Robi Quivers!!!! What are they trying to corner the market on all races!!!!

On top of it all...the damn Guiliana Rancik is a Terp too!!! I can't even watch entertainment TV anymore...Christsake..Dianne Weist has won more Oscars that the entire ACC alum put together don't get me started on that bastard Henson...he has more Emmys than the universe!!!! Even Outback steakhouse was started by a Terp it's sickenimg!!! If I see Boomer Esiason ruining my NFL sunday one more time I Might just go rogue like a Virginia Tech mass murderer.

And trust me... If you bring up the fact that Charlottesville has almost twice the violent crime as College Park one more time I will Freak!!! I Don't care that Umd has the most Preppy-ass womans lacrosse or field hockey championships in the NCAA or the best mens soccer program or 12 mens Lacrosse national championships or those damn hott cheerleaders that aways win the all girl competition who friggin make me SICK!!!

Your stupid Underarmour uniforms are unfair. The Calvert flag is ugly!!!! If I see it one more time I promise you I will go rouge like a Virginia Tech mass murderer/dining hall beheader/shoot cop in the facer or a UVA coed destructing working for daddy title searching UNC modern day slavery enabling Penn State shower slapping William and mary suicide epidemic MANIAC!!!! so STOP BEING SO SUPERIOR AND HAVE SOME COMPASSION! !!!

I love it!

Bumping your own thread again, twerp? Lame.

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Umd does it for the children!!!

I bet the Penn State victims LOVED it!!

[Anonymous]

Great week for UMD!!!

Win the BiG 10 titles in soccer and field hockey
Plus take down Penn State in football!

Go terps!!

[Anonymous]

Football team gets in fight, captain shoves referee, all captains refuse coin toss handshakes -- all before the game started. Team beats a practically winless opponent by 1 point and coach spends the post game presser apologizing for his team's behavior (and is later fined for failing to control them and player is suspended). Keep it klassy umd.

Umd dude: learn when to keep quiet. Hint: now would be a good time.

[Anonymous]

Even if you assume the t(w)erp booster is a current student or recent graduate, his immaturity reinforces the perception that UMD is HS revisited.

[Anonymous]

i don;t think the OP is a booster, i think their kid got denied and is upset.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Football team gets in fight, captain shoves referee, all captains refuse coin toss handshakes -- all before the game started. Team beats a practically winless opponent by 1 point and coach spends the post game presser apologizing for his team's behavior (and is later fined for failing to control them and player is suspended). Keep it klassy umd.

Umd dude: learn when to keep quiet. Hint: now would be a good time.

I heard the Penn State victims were happy that UMD didn't shake hands with the weirdo cult. I side with the children.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I am sick of UMD bragging that they invent practically everything and they have so many national championships plus the most nobel/pulitzer/emmy/academy award and fields medal winners of any ACC school or Georgetown/Hopkins, Just because they integrated the whole ACC and got spit on for it does not give them the right to brag about it. They should have more class and wait for others to catch up. Just because they have the most well known and successful alumni of any regional university and a star studded booster group of Maryland Pride folks does not give them the right to point it out!!! Its just obnoxious!!!


I for one do not want to be reminded every time I use Google ..or Watch Seinfeld..or buy something with a bar code...or pump gasoline with a Octane grade...or listen to sirius satellite...or my kids watch the muppets or boondocks or liberty meadows or diary of a wimpy kid...or I see Baywatch or the Wire or curb your enthusiasm.. or I am landing in a plane with retractable landing gear...or my Dad needs a coronary stent or a miniturized insulin pump or a epileptic seizure warning device... or watch a weather report with doppler radar or be happy nixon was impeached or go to a stadium event with a jumbotron ...or Linear programming or drive a Prius with a hybrid engine or use frequent flyer systems or watch that Damn Dan Snyders Redskins or watch the Damn 76ers or Flyers owned by that Damn Ed Snyder or have to watch half of ESPN and Scott Van Pelt, Len Elmore, Pam Ward, Norm Chad,Tim kirkjian or friggin Connie Chung/Kiran Chetry/Gail King ?Robi Quivers!!!! What are they trying to corner the market on all races!!!!

On top of it all...the damn Guiliana Rancik is a Terp too!!! I can't even watch entertainment TV anymore...Christsake..Dianne Weist has won more Oscars that the entire ACC alum put together don't get me started on that bastard Henson...he has more Emmys than the universe!!!! Even Outback steakhouse was started by a Terp it's sickenimg!!! If I see Boomer Esiason ruining my NFL sunday one more time I Might just go rogue like a Virginia Tech mass murderer.

And trust me... If you bring up the fact that Charlottesville has almost twice the violent crime as College Park one more time I will Freak!!! I Don't care that Umd has the most Preppy-ass womans lacrosse or field hockey championships in the NCAA or the best mens soccer program or 12 mens Lacrosse national championships or those damn hott cheerleaders that aways win the all girl competition who friggin make me SICK!!!

Your stupid Underarmour uniforms are unfair. The Calvert flag is ugly!!!! If I see it one more time I promise you I will go rouge like a Virginia Tech mass murderer/dining hall beheader/shoot cop in the facer or a UVA coed destructing working for daddy title searching UNC modern day slavery enabling Penn State shower slapping William and mary suicide epidemic MANIAC!!!! so STOP BEING SO SUPERIOR AND HAVE SOME COMPASSION! !!!

I love it!

+1000

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Football team gets in fight, captain shoves referee, all captains refuse coin toss handshakes -- all before the game started. Team beats a practically winless opponent by 1 point and coach spends the post game presser apologizing for his team's behavior (and is later fined for failing to control them and player is suspended). Keep it klassy umd.

Umd dude: learn when to keep quiet. Hint: now would be a good time.

umd dude: ssshhhhhh. Quiet now.