Well, that makes for a real family fun day! Cancel the event, take everything down a notch. If the event is resurrected in three years, make it for elementary school only. Any older kids skipping school should get picked up by the truancy police. |
For the next couple of years, that might be the prescription. |
Well, you could put some sort of religious spin on it: the National Zoo closes for religious holidays such as Christmas Day and Easter Monday (but we're open Easter Sunday!). Or you could put a safety spin on it. The National Zoo closes for Christmas Day. And also, in light of the violence that has become a tradition on Easter Monday, the Zoo is also closed on that day. But we're open on Easter Sunday! |
Are you half-stupid? Do you know today was AA family day, and that somehow is this becoming a tradition, to stan or shoot someone by the zoo on AA family day? |
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Exactly. Or if folks are adamantly opposed to closing it, then the Zoo could be open, but could treat it as a special event like Boo at the Zoo. Charge an outrageous ticket price like BATZ. Or have it run like the Easter Egg Roll: free tickets, but you have to enter a lottery and are given assigned times to enter. |
Last year my cousins were from Indiana were visiting DC at Easter. The next day, they did the tourist thing and visited the zoo. They said that the whole atmosphere was scary, and vowed they would never go back. I tried to convince them that the zoo is normally very safe. And last year, there was no shooting. |
Play classical or country music. That ought to work. |
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I know! It was SO vague! I've only seen one article that reference AA day. Every other article made vague references to Family Day. If it's generic Family Day (which seems like every day I've ever visited the zoo), how come neither I nor none of my friends knew about it? |
Might I suggest that we tone things down a bit until more information is available? There is almost a sense of glee in some of these posts and a disconcerting desire to rub black people's faces in it. How about everyone take a deep breath and let the dust settle a bit?
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![]() Scary - code for full of black people. God this thread is disgusting. |
Why was the atmosphere scary? Thugs? |
Why? Because we don't want to get shot while visiting the zoo? I'm sure the majority of the AA families visiting today didn't want to get shot either. Yet they were in harm's way. Intelligent people will look at the trends and decide that Easter Monday is not the day to visit the zoo. I just hope the police figure out how to prevent this in the future before people stop visiting the zoo and surrounding areas. |
A simple sign saying "closed for repairs" would do. Or make it annual cage-cleaning day. |