Dog $hit rant

[Anonymous]

Ok, can we please stop with the hatred of dogs and dog owners? Maybe there are less responsible dog owners in the district, but where I live people clean up after their dogs and no one goes around ranting about how evil and gross the animals are. I am sorry that this happened to you OP, people should clean up after their dogs (and contrary to the belief of this forum, a majority of them do!)but the intolerance towards dogs and their owners is just as disgusting. Please don't raise you children to harbor this much contempt towards animals and their owners.

Yes poop is gross, I was a preschool teacher I have cleaned up other people's children who were covered in poop! That is kinda the job, kids are messy and they get into messy things-I had a whole class once obsessed with animal poop so we made identification cards- deer poop, raccoon poop (looks surprisingly like dog poop!) when my class stepped in this kind of poop I couldn't to blame the animals or the park ranger for not keeping them off our playground, and definitely not the kids. I sorta would hope moms to be like us preschool teachers, when things get crazy and messy you have to laugh it off and roll with it, instead of going on a dog hating tirade and buying overpriced floor mats.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Ok, can we please stop with the hatred of dogs and dog owners? Maybe there are less responsible dog owners in the district, but where I live people clean up after their dogs and no one goes around ranting about how evil and gross the animals are. I am sorry that this happened to you OP, people should clean up after their dogs (and contrary to the belief of this forum, a majority of them do!)but the intolerance towards dogs and their owners is just as disgusting. Please don't raise you children to harbor this much contempt towards animals and their owners.

Yes poop is gross, I was a preschool teacher I have cleaned up other people's children who were covered in poop! That is kinda the job, kids are messy and they get into messy things-I had a whole class once obsessed with animal poop so we made identification cards- deer poop, raccoon poop (looks surprisingly like dog poop!) when my class stepped in this kind of poop I couldn't to blame the animals or the park ranger for not keeping them off our playground, and definitely not the kids. I sorta would hope moms to be like us preschool teachers, when things get crazy and messy you have to laugh it off and roll with it, instead of going on a dog hating tirade and buying overpriced floor mats.

Again, there's a difference between human beings and dogs. And you chose your job, which included having to deal with little human beings' poop. Also a difference when you become a parent, knowing you will have to deal with poop.

Those of us who don't choose to live with a dog expect not to have to deal with dog poop and don't want our things to be ruined by dog poop (which we encounter due to bad owners). Period. It's not hard to understand.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Ok, can we please stop with the hatred of dogs and dog owners? Maybe there are less responsible dog owners in the district, but where I live people clean up after their dogs and no one goes around ranting about how evil and gross the animals are. I am sorry that this happened to you OP, people should clean up after their dogs (and contrary to the belief of this forum, a majority of them do!)but the intolerance towards dogs and their owners is just as disgusting. Please don't raise you children to harbor this much contempt towards animals and their owners.

Yes poop is gross, I was a preschool teacher I have cleaned up other people's children who were covered in poop! That is kinda the job, kids are messy and they get into messy things-I had a whole class once obsessed with animal poop so we made identification cards- deer poop, raccoon poop (looks surprisingly like dog poop!) when my class stepped in this kind of poop I couldn't to blame the animals or the park ranger for not keeping them off our playground, and definitely not the kids. I sorta would hope moms to be like us preschool teachers, when things get crazy and messy you have to laugh it off and roll with it, instead of going on a dog hating tirade and buying overpriced floor mats.

Again, there's a difference between human beings and dogs. And you chose your job, which included having to deal with little human beings' poop. Also a difference when you become a parent, knowing you will have to deal with poop.

Those of us who don't choose to live with a dog expect not to have to deal with dog poop and don't want our things to be ruined by dog poop (which we encounter due to bad owners). Period. It's not hard to understand.

pp I mentioned that the kids got in animal poop- but instead of freaking out and getting on a soapbox we called it a "science lesson"

So when the kids play in poop (even if it did not come from their body!)- as a teacher I am supposed to deal gracefully but as a parent somehow I am allowed to behave badly? Unfortunately as a teacher I had an obligation to turn these things into teachable moments. But as entitled parents this logic doesn't apply? To me it is not really about the dogs, sounds like OP has a irresponsible neighbor so she feels it is okay to go off about the entire dog owning population (more then likely in front of her children!) A couple of bad apples doesn't entitle you to go on a war path about how gross dogs are. I would not force my love of animals on someone else but don't act like this kind of intolerant behavior is okay, especially when it comes teaching your children. Sorry I really can't wrap my brain around this, you may hate dogs for whatever reason you need to but allow room for those of us who do care about animals. As a teacher I saved every spider (even with an intense fear of them) because that is how you teach children to respect and appreciate the natural world around them. Based on the vitriolic post from OP I get the sense she could have handle this better.

BTW- I am completely aware of the difference between dogs and humans, but I have met dogs that a much nicer then some of the posters on this thread so I would take them over some bitter dog hating poster any day.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Ok, can we please stop with the hatred of dogs and dog owners? Maybe there are less responsible dog owners in the district, but where I live people clean up after their dogs and no one goes around ranting about how evil and gross the animals are. I am sorry that this happened to you OP, people should clean up after their dogs (and contrary to the belief of this forum, a majority of them do!)but the intolerance towards dogs and their owners is just as disgusting. Please don't raise you children to harbor this much contempt towards animals and their owners.

Yes poop is gross, I was a preschool teacher I have cleaned up other people's children who were covered in poop! That is kinda the job, kids are messy and they get into messy things-I had a whole class once obsessed with animal poop so we made identification cards- deer poop, raccoon poop (looks surprisingly like dog poop!) when my class stepped in this kind of poop I couldn't to blame the animals or the park ranger for not keeping them off our playground, and definitely not the kids. I sorta would hope moms to be like us preschool teachers, when things get crazy and messy you have to laugh it off and roll with it, instead of going on a dog hating tirade and buying overpriced floor mats.

Again, there's a difference between human beings and dogs. And you chose your job, which included having to deal with little human beings' poop. Also a difference when you become a parent, knowing you will have to deal with poop.

Those of us who don't choose to live with a dog expect not to have to deal with dog poop and don't want our things to be ruined by dog poop (which we encounter due to bad owners). Period. It's not hard to understand.

I don't like sharing the world with people who are sick and I'm not. Don't come out of your house and wipe your finger on the door handle or elevator button because you will make me sick.
I don't like sharing the world with people who wear peep toe platform shoes because they make you look like a hooker and it makes me uncomfortable.
I don't like that a hawk chooses my backyard for eating his kill. I wish nature would go somewhere else.
I don't like sharing the world with people who let snot drip out of their toddler's nose. It's gross and I get skeeved out

Whew - I feel better. You can go back to your hate-rant on dogs.

[Anonymous]

The answer is to ban all dogs from the city. For the most part, people have these huge dogs that don't belong here anyway, and it's cruel to have them crammed in tiny condos, with tiny patches of grass for them to do their business. It's selfish to make them live here. If you want a big dog, you should have to have a big yard to keep it in, outside of the city.

[Anonymous]

Dog owner here. Take a picture. Seriously. Then you become the crazy person they don't want to f*ck with. Which is fine, since we all know they are trash to not pick up. Do with the photo what you will. The internet is a great place for it. Googling sites for embarrassing photos now.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Dog owner here. Take a picture. Seriously. Then you become the crazy person they don't want to f*ck with. Which is fine, since we all know they are trash to not pick up. Do with the photo what you will. The internet is a great place for it. Googling sites for embarrassing photos now.

OP here-- Not sure how a picture helps if you have no idea who did it. We live in one of the city's densest areas, and there are a shitload of dogs around. You'd never know from the poop itself.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Ok, can we please stop with the hatred of dogs and dog owners? Maybe there are less responsible dog owners in the district, but where I live people clean up after their dogs and no one goes around ranting about how evil and gross the animals are. I am sorry that this happened to you OP, people should clean up after their dogs (and contrary to the belief of this forum, a majority of them do!)but the intolerance towards dogs and their owners is just as disgusting. Please don't raise you children to harbor this much contempt towards animals and their owners.

Yes poop is gross, I was a preschool teacher I have cleaned up other people's children who were covered in poop! That is kinda the job, kids are messy and they get into messy things-I had a whole class once obsessed with animal poop so we made identification cards- deer poop, raccoon poop (looks surprisingly like dog poop!) when my class stepped in this kind of poop I couldn't to blame the animals or the park ranger for not keeping them off our playground, and definitely not the kids. I sorta would hope moms to be like us preschool teachers, when things get crazy and messy you have to laugh it off and roll with it, instead of going on a dog hating tirade and buying overpriced floor mats.

NP. it isn't about dogs. it's about the lazy, entitled, self-absorbed dog owners who aren't considerate enough to clean up their dog's sh$t. It's about the fact that these stupid dog owners don't care that someone, a child, an adult, another dog, will step onto that dog sh$t. And it's the fact that you can't go a single day without seeing some dog sh$t on the ground. It's disgusting and offensive. You're asking people to laugh off the laziness and offensiveness of these dog owners? There's no parallel with your preschool kids or to raccoons who poop - they don't know better. Same can't be said for those dog owners who don't pick up their dog's sh$t. They're just rude and inconsiderate.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Ok, can we please stop with the hatred of dogs and dog owners? Maybe there are less responsible dog owners in the district, but where I live people clean up after their dogs and no one goes around ranting about how evil and gross the animals are. I am sorry that this happened to you OP, people should clean up after their dogs (and contrary to the belief of this forum, a majority of them do!)but the intolerance towards dogs and their owners is just as disgusting. Please don't raise you children to harbor this much contempt towards animals and their owners.

Yes poop is gross, I was a preschool teacher I have cleaned up other people's children who were covered in poop! That is kinda the job, kids are messy and they get into messy things-I had a whole class once obsessed with animal poop so we made identification cards- deer poop, raccoon poop (looks surprisingly like dog poop!) when my class stepped in this kind of poop I couldn't to blame the animals or the park ranger for not keeping them off our playground, and definitely not the kids. I sorta would hope moms to be like us preschool teachers, when things get crazy and messy you have to laugh it off and roll with it, instead of going on a dog hating tirade and buying overpriced floor mats.

NP. it isn't about dogs. it's about the lazy, entitled, self-absorbed dog owners who aren't considerate enough to clean up their dog's sh$t. It's about the fact that these stupid dog owners don't care that someone, a child, an adult, another dog, will step onto that dog sh$t. And it's the fact that you can't go a single day without seeing some dog sh$t on the ground. It's disgusting and offensive. You're asking people to laugh off the laziness and offensiveness of these dog owners? There's no parallel with your preschool kids or to raccoons who poop - they don't know better. Same can't be said for those dog owners who don't pick up their dog's sh$t. They're just rude and inconsiderate.

I never said it wasn't rude for dog owners to leave shit, chill out. It is the rage that I am uncomfortable with, it is inconsiderate but it shouldn't affect the way you see and treat EVERY dog owner and every dog. I likened it to my preschool experience because quite literally- shit happens but it doesn't mean you should lose your cool and act like an ass.

[Anonymous]

^^

You chose to become a pre school teacher. For every kid poop you see, you see joy, laughter and growth. We don't spend time with those dogs when they are being cute, we just get the poop. It's also developmentally appropriate for kids to poop themselves. Dogs are ALWAYS supposed to be picked up afterwards. You really can't see the difference?

Why can't dog owners just be responsible instead of expecting other people to cut them slack all the time? It's kind of pathetic.

[Anonymous]

The worst are the individuals who bring their dogs to our gorgeous new turf field, next to an elementary school on Capitol Hill, in the early morning hours to let them run off leash and poop. I have brought my kids to play soccer at this field and seen giant piles. I saw on a neighborhood blog that someone confronted the owner and they cursed back at them.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:^^

You chose to become a pre school teacher. For every kid poop you see, you see joy, laughter and growth. We don't spend time with those dogs when they are being cute, we just get the poop. It's also developmentally appropriate for kids to poop themselves. Dogs are ALWAYS supposed to be picked up afterwards. You really can't see the difference?

Why can't dog owners just be responsible instead of expecting other people to cut them slack all the time? It's kind of pathetic.

I am a responsible dog owner, that is why I am asking you to get ME some slack and others like me. Seriously I get that dog haters just hate all dogs and their owners because of the bad ones out there (for which I do not excuse their behavior so stop acting like that is what I am saying!) but don't pretend it is rational to say we are all that way...

about the teacher comment- I was not only referring to accidents- I was talking about how kids get in lots of messes that is not even their own! I had a 3 year old moon walk through vomit once (and while utterly disgusting and a huge mess to clean up I thought it was hilarious!) So how come as a teacher a child covered in poop is magical but for a parent it is rage at an entire species and their owners?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:^^

You chose to become a pre school teacher. For every kid poop you see, you see joy, laughter and growth. We don't spend time with those dogs when they are being cute, we just get the poop. It's also developmentally appropriate for kids to poop themselves. Dogs are ALWAYS supposed to be picked up afterwards. You really can't see the difference?

Why can't dog owners just be responsible instead of expecting other people to cut them slack all the time? It's kind of pathetic.

I am a responsible dog owner, that is why I am asking you to get ME some slack and others like me. Seriously I get that dog haters just hate all dogs and their owners because of the bad ones out there (for which I do not excuse their behavior so stop acting like that is what I am saying!) but don't pretend it is rational to say we are all that way...

about the teacher comment- I was not only referring to accidents- I was talking about how kids get in lots of messes that is not even their own! I had a 3 year old moon walk through vomit once (and while utterly disgusting and a huge mess to clean up I thought it was hilarious!) So how come as a teacher a child covered in poop is magical but for a parent it is rage at an entire species and their owners?

Oh, who cares? You're putting entirely too much thought into a rant. Go back to work.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:^^

You chose to become a pre school teacher. For every kid poop you see, you see joy, laughter and growth. We don't spend time with those dogs when they are being cute, we just get the poop. It's also developmentally appropriate for kids to poop themselves. Dogs are ALWAYS supposed to be picked up afterwards. You really can't see the difference?

Why can't dog owners just be responsible instead of expecting other people to cut them slack all the time? It's kind of pathetic.

I am a responsible dog owner, that is why I am asking you to get ME some slack and others like me. Seriously I get that dog haters just hate all dogs and their owners because of the bad ones out there (for which I do not excuse their behavior so stop acting like that is what I am saying!) but don't pretend it is rational to say we are all that way...

about the teacher comment- I was not only referring to accidents- I was talking about how kids get in lots of messes that is not even their own! I had a 3 year old moon walk through vomit once (and while utterly disgusting and a huge mess to clean up I thought it was hilarious!) So how come as a teacher a child covered in poop is magical but for a parent it is rage at an entire species and their owners?

Oh, who cares? You're putting entirely too much thought into a rant. Go back to work.

but I don't want to! I will however stop beating this dead horse. Hate away

[Anonymous]

PP here. Most people walk their dogs before or after working hours. I suppose it is easier for me because 1) my office happens to be front and center so the offenders do not stand a chance 2) we have a dog that tells us when any person with dog approaches 3) we are crazy enough and willing enough to send in for DNA testing to bust the MF's.

The funny thing is, I don't care if I'm the one that looks crazy for busting them. In reality, they are the antisocial ones trying to cast their responsibilities on society. Not in my yard you don't. I will hunt you down. If you think I care what anyone here thinks about me, you are sorely mistaken.

I have dogs, but they are not anyone else's responsibility but mine. What a concept!