Dog $hit rant

[Anonymous]

You could go to a self service car wash and use the hose on the mats. There are clips on the wall just for that purpose.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have a neighbor whose dog is always loose and crapping on my lawn. Worst part is when I actually saw the neighbor and mentioned it, he wasn't apologetic at all and I ended up wondering if I was being a jerk for bringing it up.

You should tell he needs to come 3x a week to pick up his dog's crap from your lawn.

I HATE dog walkers who don't clean up after their dog. It's really just a big "fuck you" to the rest of us.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:We have neighbors like this. Proud to be raised in a barn. We pay for the DNA samples and photograph them in the act. Suffice it to say we have endless fun with the evidence. Be creative, willful and vengeful. They won't do it again, I promise!

The neighbors crap on your yard or the dog?

You pay for DNA? Why do you have the neighbors' or the neighbors' dog's DNA to compare it to?

Pray tell, what do you do with the "evidence," and by "evidence" do you mean the DNA reports and pictures of your neighbors crapping on your yard, or the poop itself?

[Anonymous]

I have 2 dogs and feel like all I do is pick up dog shit! I live in the cty and am diligent about it. Ppl who dont pick up after their dogs are slobs. Who the hell wants to step is dog crap or like me, clean up other peoples dog crap if it is On the sidewalk in my neighborhood. Crass and annoying. Thanks for letting me rant

[Anonymous]

My dogs shit in my own yard and it drives me nuts.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:"I also though the floor mat cost was insane, but I wasn't about to clean someone else's (not even human) crap. It was the deal I was offered, so I took it. "

How do you know it was not human crap? Did you see the dog poop? How do you know it was a dog? Wouldn't human poop be worse on the ick scale if it were not your or your childs poop?

NO! See-- this is what's wrong with dog people! (OP here by the way.) Dog poop is NOT any less gross than non-family human poop. It's not cute just because it came out of a widdle bittie puppy whose mommie didn't feel like putting down her coffee and whipping out a bag.

And although I didn't see the poop in its original steaming pile, I think it's safe to assume that it was of doggie origin since it must have been on the sidewalk or in a tree box. Humans crap in alleys 'round here, having a certain sense of decorum as they naturally should.

To the Adams Morgan PP, I'm (and this latest poop smearing was also) in Adams Morgan, too. Is there anything we can do? It seems non-dog people are sadly outnumbered around here, which wouldn't really matter if the dog people did their part to keep their animals from offending-- but they don't see the need.

[Anonymous]

"It isn't that I blame the dogs, really, but I deeply resent having their disgustingness imposed on me so often. I don't own one, I shouldn't have to touch one, and I sure as hell shouldn't have to clean up after one. Ultimately, I resent the owners rather than the poor dumb creatures. Of course it's not the dog's fault."

Lots of people feel the same way about kids.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:"It isn't that I blame the dogs, really, but I deeply resent having their disgustingness imposed on me so often. I don't own one, I shouldn't have to touch one, and I sure as hell shouldn't have to clean up after one. Ultimately, I resent the owners rather than the poor dumb creatures. Of course it's not the dog's fault."

Lots of people feel the same way about kids.

You are a fucking idiot. And you know you're a fucking idiot, and a troll. You're status as a human has officially been revoked. Go live like a dog now.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have a neighbor whose dog is always loose and crapping on my lawn. Worst part is when I actually saw the neighbor and mentioned it, he wasn't apologetic at all and I ended up wondering if I was being a jerk for bringing it up.

Pour some bacon grease on it and the dog will take it back home.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:
"It isn't that I blame the dogs, really, but I deeply resent having their disgustingness imposed on me so often. I don't own one, I shouldn't have to touch one, and I sure as hell shouldn't have to clean up after one. Ultimately, I resent the owners rather than the poor dumb creatures. Of course it's not the dog's fault."

Lots of people feel the same way about kids.


You are a fucking idiot. And you know you're a fucking idiot, and a troll. You're status as a human has officially been revoked. Go live like a dog now.

Step away from the ledge, crazy lady, and while you're at it, work on your reading comprehension. Unless you live in a cave, it can't possibly be news to you that there are people out there (and I never said I was one of them) who don't like kids and think kids are disgusting and don't think they should be imposed on by them. It hardly makes me an idiot to point that out. I merely highlighted out how silly the first poster is. We share city spaces and people just need to man up and deal with the little things they think are gross and get over their "resentment".

Like you. I can forgive your poor reading comprehension, but your insults are uncalled for and show how ugly *you* are and says nothing about my status as a human.

Fool. Think before you show your ugly.

[Anonymous]

Yeah, but when those kid-hating grinches are 80 years old, it's unlikely that their doctors and police officers and legislators and the rest of the working adults who will be taking care of the world will be DOGS.

So kids FTW over dogs.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You could go to a self service car wash and use the hose on the mats. There are clips on the wall just for that purpose.

Heck most houses have a hose too. I have one.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:You could go to a self service car wash and use the hose on the mats. There are clips on the wall just for that purpose.

Heck most houses have a hose too. I have one.

Many city dwellers don't live in a freestanding house.

[Anonymous]

16:26 - Oh I get it. You think you are funny.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
"It isn't that I blame the dogs, really, but I deeply resent having their disgustingness imposed on me so often. I don't own one, I shouldn't have to touch one, and I sure as hell shouldn't have to clean up after one. Ultimately, I resent the owners rather than the poor dumb creatures. Of course it's not the dog's fault."

Lots of people feel the same way about kids.


You are a fucking idiot. And you know you're a fucking idiot, and a troll. You're status as a human has officially been revoked. Go live like a dog now.

Step away from the ledge, crazy lady, and while you're at it, work on your reading comprehension. Unless you live in a cave, it can't possibly be news to you that there are people out there (and I never said I was one of them) who don't like kids and think kids are disgusting and don't think they should be imposed on by them. It hardly makes me an idiot to point that out. I merely highlighted out how silly the first poster is. We share city spaces and people just need to man up and deal with the little things they think are gross and get over their "resentment".

Like you. I can forgive your poor reading comprehension, but your insults are uncalled for and show how ugly *you* are and says nothing about my status as a human.

Fool. Think before you show your ugly.

OP here. Aside from a single (but very impressive) toddler diaper accident on an upholstered chair in a real estate agent's office years ago, my child has never required anyone outside of family, medical, and maybe school personnel to handle her bodily secretions. She doesn't leave a pile of wiry hairs all over everything she brushes past, doesn't make every textile she touches smell like dog, and doesn't force her cold slimy nose (if it is indeed cold and slimy-- you'd never know because she keeps it to herself!) and drooly mouth on passersby. In fact, during the years she had a drooly mouth, I certainly didn't let her use it to molest everyone she wanted to investigate.

No comparison. Dogs are physically gross, they don't keep it to themselves, and too few owners see any reason to spare the public their animals' grossness. That leaves me fuming while scrubbing the crap out of my stuff.