“Oh, I was going to order off the ‘helpful-aunt-who-provides-free-childcare-and-even-financial-assistance’ menu, but if you’d rather have me order off the ‘child-free and fabulous and selfish with her time and money menu,’ I’d be more than happy to do that, Brad. Are you ordering off the ‘can’t-quite-afford-my-lifestyle-without-freeloading’ menu?” |