Best Private Social Clubs for tweens

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:High powered, social climbing, A-type single mom of teen daughters new to DC and looking for the “right” social circles. What are the best private clubs that cater to families? Women? Moms? Already looked into the Metropolitan and Cosmos, but those seem more geared toward men.

Looking for something a little more Jack and Jill, but not sure Jack and Jill is for us either as my girls aren’t into the debutante ball/cotillion thing.

We live in DC proper so would prefer to not have to venture all the way out to country club land, but if absolutely necessary we will.

Depends on how ugly your girls are.

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[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I’ve been a member at Sam’s Club for years. Never tried fencing or tennis, but my kids like to play on the shopping carts in the aisles. Sometimes I meet friends for lunch — we enjoy the samples and then have a hot dog in the snack bar if we’re still hungry.

Nice!

Back in the day I belonged to the Columbia Record Club, which gave me access to famous recording artists for a modest entrance fee. I couldn’t tell you if they are still admitting members, since I’ve been on the lam from them for a couple of decades.

This comment wins. I legit lol’d. Probably only funny to a a very specific age group - we are all on the lam from Columbia.