Why does John Mulaney look so different?

[Anonymous]

When comics host, they always hold a mic during the stand-up opener.

But back to the topic: whether he's had work done or not, he became famous in his 30s when he was skinny, on tons of coke, and had a serious case of boy face.

Now he's a haggard, rehabed, father in his 40s. People's faces change.

I never got famous nor addicted to drugs, but I became a father in my late 30s and had a face of boy-face too. Now I look like a sack of sloppy shit in my early 40s and I'm not running around living a Hollywood life. So what's my excuse?

His eyes look like that because he probably sleeps 4-6 hours a night. I had those exact same eyes until very recently, too.

Now he's trying to style this sack-of-shit look (see EVERYBODY'S IN LA for its genesis) to separate himself from the silly boyish past. Same with his comedy; he's not doing silly boy jokes anymore.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:When comics host, they always hold a mic during the stand-up opener.

But back to the topic: whether he's had work done or not, he became famous in his 30s when he was skinny, on tons of coke, and had a serious case of boy face.

Now he's a haggard, rehabed, father in his 40s. People's faces change.

I never got famous nor addicted to drugs, but I became a father in my late 30s and had a face of boy-face too. Now I look like a sack of sloppy shit in my early 40s and I'm not running around living a Hollywood life. So what's my excuse?

His eyes look like that because he probably sleeps 4-6 hours a night. I had those exact same eyes until very recently, too.

Now he's trying to style this sack-of-shit look (see EVERYBODY'S IN LA for its genesis) to separate himself from the silly boyish past. Same with his comedy; he's not doing silly boy jokes anymore.

Then he needs a third version because no one is buying this one.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:
Then he needs a third version because no one is buying this one.

https://www.instagram.com/p/C6pMqGHyMxI

[Anonymous]

Regardless of the potential for plastic surgery, this looks like his new wife is styling. His ex styled him like a New York Dandy (slim & trim Indochino-style suit, tight hair cut, walking but no exercise) and now Olivia is styling him like an LA King (shaggier beach hair, trendier 80s/90s-style suits, active exercise).

[Anonymous]

Junkies pathologically lie about being sober.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Regardless of the potential for plastic surgery, this looks like his new wife is styling. His ex styled him like a New York Dandy (slim & trim Indochino-style suit, tight hair cut, walking but no exercise) and now Olivia is styling him like an LA King (shaggier beach hair, trendier 80s/90s-style suits, active exercise).

I don't believe John Mulaney is standing in his underwear at the beginning of each relationship waiting to find out how his woman is going to style him.

[Anonymous]

He looks like a 1970s swingin' dad.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Regardless of the potential for plastic surgery, this looks like his new wife is styling. His ex styled him like a New York Dandy (slim & trim Indochino-style suit, tight hair cut, walking but no exercise) and now Olivia is styling him like an LA King (shaggier beach hair, trendier 80s/90s-style suits, active exercise).

I don't believe John Mulaney is standing in his underwear at the beginning of each relationship waiting to find out how his woman is going to style him.

I dunno, watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8Fin1aw9oM

Tan was trying to get him into a rumpled linen suit five years ago!

Also watch his Comedians in Car Getting Coffee with Seinfeld, dressed by his first wife.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
Then he needs a third version because no one is buying this one.

https://www.instagram.com/p/C6pMqGHyMxI

[Anonymous]

Whatever he’s had done he looks seedy

[Anonymous]

OMG has he always had lisp!?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Whatever he’s had done he looks seedy

I think that's the goal: shedding the squeaky-clean image of the past under which he hid his addiction.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:He looks like a 1970s swingin' dad.

He does!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I noticed it before the second kid came along: his face looks different…puffy?

What was more distracting was his hard blinking.

I wonder if being in CA prompted him to get Botox or fillers because all of a sudden he has hooded eyes that make him blink hard.

Plus: he is wearing his hair longer and it frames his face differently. Not better. It’s making his forehead look bigger and the length makes his face seems wider and droopy.

I’m wondering if there will be any backlash from his monologue.

I remember Matthew Perry looked like this the one time he was sober. I feel like we really destroy our idols. High price to pay.

[Anonymous]

Is it just me or is he the most obviously closeted gay man in entertainment? Like, come on.