Why does John Mulaney look so different?

[Anonymous]

He was on SNL and his face looked wider than before. His eyes look very tired. Yes, he has a baby but he also has childcare help.

Any idea why he looks so different?

[Anonymous]

Probably the lack of cocaine in his body. He’s eating.

[Anonymous]

I noticed it before the second kid came along: his face looks different…puffy?

What was more distracting was his hard blinking.

I wonder if being in CA prompted him to get Botox or fillers because all of a sudden he has hooded eyes that make him blink hard.

Plus: he is wearing his hair longer and it frames his face differently. Not better. It’s making his forehead look bigger and the length makes his face seems wider and droopy.

I’m wondering if there will be any backlash from his monologue.

[Anonymous]

His eyes look puffy maybe it’s like an allergic reaction to some thing too

[Anonymous]

I think he looked hung over from alcohol and the eye thing should disqualify him from being on tv.

[Anonymous]

People also get older.

[Anonymous]

I thought he looked stoned.

[Anonymous]

I thought he looked fine. I just wished the bus terminal musical skit was better. It didn't live up to the previous shows.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Probably the lack of cocaine in his body. He’s eating.

+1

He looks different, less gaunt. Healthier.

[Anonymous]

He looks like he’s either on something or too much plastic surgery. And he’s painfully unfunny. Why does this hack have a career?

[Anonymous]

His sideburns last night weren’t even which made him look more unkempt than usual. But not unusual for former addicts to put on weight once they’re not using - think Matthew Perry.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:His sideburns last night weren’t even which made him look more unkempt than usual. But not unusual for former addicts to put on weight once they’re not using - think Matthew Perry.

ha! Perry never stopped!

[Anonymous]

He seemed on something. His monologue was offensive and unfunny.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I thought he looked fine. I just wished the bus terminal musical skit was better. It didn't live up to the previous shows.

I liked the bus terminal but I spent a lot of time in port authority. But the possum skit should have been rats and that could have been funnier. I loved the RFK bear bit and miss Andy samburg.

I thought Mulaneys monologue was about 50% funny. The part about his in laws was awful and not funny. I thought the part about being old and his grandpa was pretty funny. And the part about big catholic families—but I’m from a big Catholic family.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:His sideburns last night weren’t even which made him look more unkempt than usual. But not unusual for former addicts to put on weight once they’re not using - think Matthew Perry.

ha! Perry never stopped!

Per his own book, His drug/sub of choice changed over time alcohol versus barbs versus coke, etc. All do different things to your body. Even had months and years of sobriety in between.