Why does John Mulaney look so different?

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Probably the lack of cocaine in his body. He’s eating.

+1

He looks different, less gaunt. Healthier.

He looked ragged compared to Tim Kaine and the SNL actors.

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Anonymous wrote:He looks like he’s either on something or too much plastic surgery. And he’s painfully unfunny. Why does this hack have a career?

I feel bad for him. The performance wasn’t funny.

I almost paid $60 to see him at UMD and am glad now I didn’t go. He repeated all the same jokes.

OP

[Anonymous]

Hair, weight gain.

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The hard blinking got me too though -- that's definitely new right? What causes that?

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Anonymous wrote:His sideburns last night weren’t even which made him look more unkempt than usual. But not unusual for former addicts to put on weight once they’re not using - think Matthew Perry.

Matthew Perry fat meant he was drinking
Matthew Perry thin meant drugs...lots of drugs ( according to his book)

[Anonymous]

My late brother was an addict. Successful career the whole nine. He would convince us all he was sober….. on his deathbed he confessed he was never clean. I get the exact same vibe from John.

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I’m wondering if there will be any backlash from his monologue.

I thought there would be, and was surprised that I haven’t heard anything.

I felt pained that Kamala appeared in such close proximity to this offensive joke.

According to the internet, he’s 6’0” and his wife is 5’4”. So he’s slightly tall and she’s slightly short. And he’s a racist ass.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My late brother was an addict. Successful career the whole nine. He would convince us all he was sober….. on his deathbed he confessed he was never clean. I get the exact same vibe from John.

I'm sorry for your loss.

[Anonymous]

Chin implant

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Anonymous wrote:The hard blinking got me too though -- that's definitely new right? What causes that?

I’d guess there’s a lot of lights and lots of medications cause photosensitivity. I’m also getting photosensitivity as I age because my astigmatism is getting worse with age.
I also get the sense he might be more nervous performing now than he was when he was high. I wonder if performing is sort of a trigger for him because he probably used to use all the time at clubs. So maybe it’s a nervous tick. His hands seemed nervous and he did both his delivery a couple times which he never used to do (smooth rapkd fire used to be his signature delivery).

[Anonymous]

He got work done. Chin implant and fillers.

[Anonymous]

I chalked it up to a different haircut perhaps…..?

Anyway forget John (lol!) - I was so stoked to see Pete Davidson back on even though his skit made zero sense.

He looked so good, healthy and not so lanky, he has put on some weight in a good way.
And I also noticed his tattoos were mostly gone, lasered off I assume.
He looked much more clean cut, no more dark circles under his eyes.

I now think he is actually a handsome guy and hope to see him in other stuff soon.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I chalked it up to a different haircut perhaps…..?

Anyway forget John (lol!) - I was so stoked to see Pete Davidson back on even though his skit made zero sense.

He looked so good, healthy and not so lanky, he has put on some weight in a good way.
And I also noticed his tattoos were mostly gone, lasered off I assume.
He looked much more clean cut, no more dark circles under his eyes.

I now think he is actually a handsome guy and hope to see him in other stuff soon.

+1

[Anonymous]

his opening monologue ranged from not funny to openly offensive. I don’t get why he’s a celebrity at all.

[Anonymous]

His monologue seemed a little insensitive to his ex-wife (she just announced she is freezing her eggs).