Jennifer Garner's to die for house...

Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Nice but kinda boring - my sense of who she might be, too.

Aren’t you a peach?


I’m PP and almost didn’t post the above, because she truly seems lovely, but I thought it was clever. Sorry
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Looks cozy to me. Feels warm. I like it. I love the look of modern homes, but prefer to live in a house like this.


Agree. I want to read in the library and reading nook, have wine on the patio and have her bake some fresh bread in the kitchen.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Looks cozy to me. Feels warm. I like it. I love the look of modern homes, but prefer to live in a house like this.


Agree. I want to read in the library and reading nook, have wine on the patio and have her bake some fresh bread in the kitchen.


I liked it too! Some things weren’t exactly to my taste, but it’s a cozy, comfortable house that she clearly loves. It seems very family/kid focused, which seems to be the focus of her life right now.
Anonymous
If only she had as good a taste in men.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Ugh. Fake stones, fake wood, fake glass, cheap cheap cheap. I don't know how this doesn't bother people. Instead of building a fake POS, use real materials and build something that someone actually thought about.


What is fake glass? Plastic?
Anonymous
14 year old me would have loved that sleepover room with bunks. And the orchard. And the reading nook. Okay, grown up me loves them too.
Anonymous
I mean, I love it. Very cozy. Lots of wood and blue, both of which are in my favorite colors.

She seems like a wonderful homemaker. How could Ben Affleck ever give that life up?
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:If only she had as good a taste in men.


The current one doesn’t seem bad.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:I mean, I love it. Very cozy. Lots of wood and blue, both of which are in my favorite colors.

She seems like a wonderful homemaker. How could Ben Affleck ever give that life up?


Junkie gambling alcoholic addict.

He’s not a family guy. Has demons inside.
Anonymous
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Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Ugh. Fake stones, fake wood, fake glass, cheap cheap cheap. I don't know how this doesn't bother people. Instead of building a fake POS, use real materials and build something that someone actually thought about.


The exposed sprinkler heads popping through the beams would drive me crazy. The house might look nice at first pass but the use of materials, form and function look sloppy and amateurish for what I'm sure cost a LOT of money


I looked carefully at each pic and watched the video, and I don't see any sprinklers in the beams. Where do you see this?


Maybe they are little spotlights, who knows. They look like sprinkler heads to me. It's in the kitchen.


They are clearly lights, which anyone with eyes should be able to observe.

It's interesting to read people crapping all over this house only to realize they haven't spent three seconds looking at any of it. I'm sitting here thinking "is it really that bad. This poster seems to have some knowledge of construction." But alas, they are just a rando offering an uninformed opinion.

I wanted to like the house so much more than I did. I agree with the poster that said it looks very masculine. I love the wood, but I needed/wanted the rest of it to be lighter. I don't like the soapstone counters, but I loved the baking nook! Ditto on the personal touches like the art and stained glass windows. And I love the garden/outdoors. And she obviously loves it and made the right choices for her. The video was fun.

Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Ugh. Fake stones, fake wood, fake glass, cheap cheap cheap. I don't know how this doesn't bother people. Instead of building a fake POS, use real materials and build something that someone actually thought about.


The exposed sprinkler heads popping through the beams would drive me crazy. The house might look nice at first pass but the use of materials, form and function look sloppy and amateurish for what I'm sure cost a LOT of money


I looked carefully at each pic and watched the video, and I don't see any sprinklers in the beams. Where do you see this?


Maybe they are little spotlights, who knows. They look like sprinkler heads to me. It's in the kitchen.


They are clearly lights, which anyone with eyes should be able to observe.

It's interesting to read people crapping all over this house only to realize they haven't spent three seconds looking at any of it. I'm sitting here thinking "is it really that bad. This poster seems to have some knowledge of construction." But alas, they are just a rando offering an uninformed opinion.

I wanted to like the house so much more than I did. I agree with the poster that said it looks very masculine. I love the wood, but I needed/wanted the rest of it to be lighter. I don't like the soapstone counters, but I loved the baking nook! Ditto on the personal touches like the art and stained glass windows. And I love the garden/outdoors. And she obviously loves it and made the right choices for her. The video was fun.



But you seem to think it's ok to have light sprouting out of ceiling beams. That is still NOT OK
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Ugh. Fake stones, fake wood, fake glass, cheap cheap cheap. I don't know how this doesn't bother people. Instead of building a fake POS, use real materials and build something that someone actually thought about.


The exposed sprinkler heads popping through the beams would drive me crazy. The house might look nice at first pass but the use of materials, form and function look sloppy and amateurish for what I'm sure cost a LOT of money


I looked carefully at each pic and watched the video, and I don't see any sprinklers in the beams. Where do you see this?


Maybe they are little spotlights, who knows. They look like sprinkler heads to me. It's in the kitchen.


They are clearly lights, which anyone with eyes should be able to observe.

It's interesting to read people crapping all over this house only to realize they haven't spent three seconds looking at any of it. I'm sitting here thinking "is it really that bad. This poster seems to have some knowledge of construction." But alas, they are just a rando offering an uninformed opinion.

I wanted to like the house so much more than I did. I agree with the poster that said it looks very masculine. I love the wood, but I needed/wanted the rest of it to be lighter. I don't like the soapstone counters, but I loved the baking nook! Ditto on the personal touches like the art and stained glass windows. And I love the garden/outdoors. And she obviously loves it and made the right choices for her. The video was fun.



But you seem to think it's ok to have light sprouting out of ceiling beams. That is still NOT OK


OMG. You're either an idiot or a troll.

Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:That library was so dark. It seems like it would be hard to read in there. I loved some parts of the house, but others didn’t appeal to me. Her house seems like a great place for kids to hang out. I don’t understand why she doesn’t have a pool house. That would help keep wet kids from going from the pool into the main house. Would have loved to see where she stores her red carpet couture.


re: she should have a pool house
Well don't you love spending other people's money!

re: where does she store her red carpet couture
She doesn't. It's all on loan and gets sent back to the designers. Look at her personal style. She is not a couture fashion person.
Anonymous
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Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Ugh. Fake stones, fake wood, fake glass, cheap cheap cheap. I don't know how this doesn't bother people. Instead of building a fake POS, use real materials and build something that someone actually thought about.


The exposed sprinkler heads popping through the beams would drive me crazy. The house might look nice at first pass but the use of materials, form and function look sloppy and amateurish for what I'm sure cost a LOT of money


I looked carefully at each pic and watched the video, and I don't see any sprinklers in the beams. Where do you see this?


Maybe they are little spotlights, who knows. They look like sprinkler heads to me. It's in the kitchen.


They are clearly lights, which anyone with eyes should be able to observe.

It's interesting to read people crapping all over this house only to realize they haven't spent three seconds looking at any of it. I'm sitting here thinking "is it really that bad. This poster seems to have some knowledge of construction." But alas, they are just a rando offering an uninformed opinion.

I wanted to like the house so much more than I did. I agree with the poster that said it looks very masculine. I love the wood, but I needed/wanted the rest of it to be lighter. I don't like the soapstone counters, but I loved the baking nook! Ditto on the personal touches like the art and stained glass windows. And I love the garden/outdoors. And she obviously loves it and made the right choices for her. The video was fun.



But you seem to think it's ok to have light sprouting out of ceiling beams. That is still NOT OK


OMG. You're either an idiot or a troll.



Dummy, that's not the kitchen
Anonymous
Was getting bored/annoyed. Then she said it was a shoes on house, so it made me love her again.
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