Worst neighborhood in DC?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I would say AU Park. Watch out around there!

Worst people in DC but Spring Valley is much more dangerous.

What's wrong with people in AU Park and Spring Valley?

The ones in Spring Valley tend to have 3 eyes and webbed feet and insist there is no pollution.

Speaking of webbed feet, there is (no joke) someone in spring valley who walks around with a duck in one of those pet strollers. It’s the best.

Are you sure it’s not a cancer canary?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote: AU Park is an awesome, safe, and wonderful place to live with kind, friendly neighbors. We've lived here for years and raised our family here. We love it!

It’s filled with the worst kind of fakes and strivers DC has to offer.

I thought AU Park was supposed to be more down to earth than CC or Bethesda?

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Anonymous wrote:I would say AU Park. Watch out around there!

Worst people in DC but Spring Valley is much more dangerous.

What's wrong with people in AU Park and Spring Valley?

The ones in Spring Valley tend to have 3 eyes and webbed feet and insist there is no pollution.

Speaking of webbed feet, there is (no joke) someone in spring valley who walks around with a duck in one of those pet strollers. It’s the best.

Are you sure it’s not a cancer canary?

I don’t live in spring valley and I wouldn’t want to live there, but I know lots of people there and the cancer rates don’t seem any higher than anywhere else.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Fox hall, Spring Valley... anything in Ward 1

Neither of those is ward 1

[Anonymous]

Superfund hysteria has been greatly overstated

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I would say AU Park. Watch out around there!

Worst people in DC but Spring Valley is much more dangerous.

What's wrong with people in AU Park and Spring Valley?

Just read practically any post on this board and you'll see.

"I make $500,000 a year and I'm poor," "For absolutely no reason I'm going to make a condescending post about how little I eat," "I read about one single crime in my extremely safe lily white rich enclave and now I'm terrified," "is it tacky to summer in OBX instead of Nantucket?"

I can tell you it ain't folks in Petworth or Trinidad making these insufferable posts.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I would say AU Park. Watch out around there!

Worst people in DC but Spring Valley is much more dangerous.

What's wrong with people in AU Park and Spring Valley?

Just read practically any post on this board and you'll see.

"I make $500,000 a year and I'm poor," "For absolutely no reason I'm going to make a condescending post about how little I eat," "I read about one single crime in my extremely safe lily white rich enclave and now I'm terrified," "is it tacky to summer in OBX instead of Nantucket?"

I can tell you it ain't folks in Petworth or Trinidad making these insufferable posts.

This pretty much sums up DCUM in a nutshell.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote: AU Park is an awesome, safe, and wonderful place to live with kind, friendly neighbors. We've lived here for years and raised our family here. We love it!

It’s filled with the worst kind of fakes and strivers DC has to offer.

This describes most of ward 3

I got Fauci and Zients in my neighborhood. Are they above reproach?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I would say AU Park. Watch out around there!

Worst people in DC but Spring Valley is much more dangerous.

What's wrong with people in AU Park and Spring Valley?

Just read practically any post on this board and you'll see.

"I make $500,000 a year and I'm poor," "For absolutely no reason I'm going to make a condescending post about how little I eat," "I read about one single crime in my extremely safe lily white rich enclave and now I'm terrified," "is it tacky to summer in OBX instead of Nantucket?"

I can tell you it ain't folks in Petworth or Trinidad making these insufferable posts.

No one in AU can afford Nantucket unless their parents are paying or already have a place.

[Anonymous]

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Just read practically any post on this board and you'll see.

"I make $500,000 a year and I'm poor," "For absolutely no reason I'm going to make a condescending post about how little I eat," "I read about one single crime in my extremely safe lily white rich enclave and now I'm terrified," "is it tacky to summer in OBX instead of Nantucket?"

I can tell you it ain't folks in Petworth or Trinidad making these insufferable posts.

100%

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I would say AU Park. Watch out around there!

Worst people in DC but Spring Valley is much more dangerous.

What's wrong with people in AU Park and Spring Valley?

The ones in Spring Valley tend to have 3 eyes and webbed feet and insist there is no pollution.

Speaking of webbed feet, there is (no joke) someone in spring valley who walks around with a duck in one of those pet strollers. It’s the best.

Are you sure it’s not a cancer canary?

I don’t live in spring valley and I wouldn’t want to live there, but I know lots of people there and the cancer rates don’t seem any higher than anywhere else.

I know tons of people who lived there starting in the 1970s and saw lots of cancer and rare cancers at that. Your people probably bought those people’s homes. Hope it works out for them.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Anything east of Rock Creek Park

If you live west of Rock creek, you are dead.

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Anonymous wrote: AU Park is an awesome, safe, and wonderful place to live with kind, friendly neighbors. We've lived here for years and raised our family here. We love it!

It’s filled with the worst kind of fakes and strivers DC has to offer.

This describes most of ward 3

I got Fauci and Zients in my neighborhood. Are they above reproach?

I can’t even imagine having Fauci in my neighborhood. I’d be disgusted.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What is the absolute worst neighborhood in DC in terms of safety, walkability, condition, schools, retail, etc.?

Barry Farms

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Anonymous wrote:What is the absolute worst neighborhood in DC in terms of safety, walkability, condition, schools, retail, etc.?

Why do you want to know?

They want to buy crack maybe? All you have to do OP is pull over in any bad area they will just come up to your car even if you are minding your own business!

duh, everyone knows you buy crack from the gamers at BCC HS.