Bum |
Yes, I can understand how having that huge stick up your butt makes it difficult to sit for a long drive. |
Picks kids up at 3:30 and heads to 4-5:30 pm practice, kids say “mom I’m so hungry! I ate lunch 3.5 hours ago!” Mom responds “sorry kiddo, no food in the car, we can eat at 6 when we get home…you can go 6 hours without food despite being a growing child in a sport, you know how I despise crumbs and people who eat more than every 6-8 hours….” |
Yes, but the baseball dirt makes it more nasty. |
Holy shit |
From the Almond Mom playbook! |
Then your fat kid waddles out of the car to the field. |
He will no, what? |
Or what will he know? |
We eat in the car and we also eat fast food...and we have a car that cost us over $80k. My daughter and I just ate fried chicken in the car last Friday bc we couldn't wait to get home to eat it - it smelled so good. You are going to love this. I ate some bits today that fell off from last Friday and I have no regrets! =)
Life is too short not to eat in the car. |
Not even a little. Sorry your kid has to diet. |
Your kid has an eating disorder and food insecurity issues from being denied the fuel their bodies need because mamma needs a spotless car. Make sure “spotless car” appears on your tombstone, it’s such a huge accomplishment in life. |
But they’re not fat unlike your little piggies |
My kids are thin and healthy and enjoy a variety of foods and know how to listen and respect their hunger cues. I really hope you’re trolling me and you aren’t actually this mean and controlling in real life. |
She is definitely trolling and probably also fat and full of self-loathing. |