Cocaine Bear

[Anonymous]

OMG I just watched the trailer.

It sounds HILARIOUS. I can understand if it isn't your thing but... if you like this kind of movie, it seems like it'd be really funny.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Just watched the trailer.

Why on earth did Keri Russell make this movie? I mean, she’s no Meryl Streep, but you’d think she have better options following the success of The Americans.

I can give you two million reasons.

https://www.showbizgalore.com/cocaine-bear-cast-and-their-salary/

What, they got Margo crazy cheap.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This is the stupidest premise for a movie I have ever heard. And apparently it’s really long! Over two hours a way too long to be watching basically one joke. Even the trailer sucks. No one kids or adults will be seeing this movie from our house!

+1

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This is the stupidest premise for a movie I have ever heard. And apparently it’s really long! Over two hours a way too long to be watching basically one joke. Even the trailer sucks. No one kids or adults will be seeing this movie from our house!

+1

I'm sure your kids will definitely not watch it at their friends' houses!

It's only an hour and a half long, just FYI

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I find the whole notion of any creature ingesting pounds of cocaine so upsetting. It’s not funny it’s sad and scary. People have gotten so desensitized to drugs and violence they are desensitized to the actual harm and pain involved.

No different than Inigo Montoya seeking vengeance against the man who murdered his father.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This is the stupidest premise for a movie I have ever heard. And apparently it’s really long! Over two hours a way too long to be watching basically one joke. Even the trailer sucks. No one kids or adults will be seeing this movie from our house!

You are unreliable. The run time is 95 minutes.

[Anonymous]

My 17 yr old son saw it last night and thought it was hilarious.
He said the whole theater was laughing.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My 17 yr old son saw it last night and thought it was hilarious.
He said the whole theater was laughing.

That should tell you something. 17 year olds like dumb humor.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My 17 yr old son saw it last night and thought it was hilarious.
He said the whole theater was laughing.

That should tell you something. 17 year olds like dumb humor.

Newsflash: So do 47 year olds.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My 17 yr old son saw it last night and thought it was hilarious.
He said the whole theater was laughing.

That should tell you something. 17 year olds like dumb humor.

Newsflash: So do 47 year olds.

No not all. No one I know is into that.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My 17 yr old son saw it last night and thought it was hilarious.
He said the whole theater was laughing.

That should tell you something. 17 year olds like dumb humor.

Newsflash: So do 47 year olds.

No not all. No one I know is into that.

Many people are who aren’t just 17 year olds. In two weeks, it has already made its budget back. While not a killer rating on Rotten Tomatoes, some prominent reviewers are quite positive about it.

Great movie for the theater!

[Anonymous]

It's based upon a true story, yall. Of course it's absurd and over the top. It's campy. It's supposed to be!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My 17 yr old son saw it last night and thought it was hilarious.
He said the whole theater was laughing.

That should tell you something. 17 year olds like dumb humor.

Newsflash: So do 47 year olds.

No not all. No one I know is into that.

No one said "all." Not "all" 17 year olds like dumb humor. If this isn't your thing then no problem. I don't think anyone is claiming it's high theater. But it's good for even older people to be silly sometimes. I think the adults who abandon silliness entirely are the ones who get old really fast.

[Anonymous]

Just saw this. It’s not as good as the trailer, I would have cut out half of the human characters and focused more on the bear. Still, it’s only and hour and a half and it was a fun time. The child actors where good as well.

[Anonymous]

It's titled "cocaine bear" - how deep did you think this movie needed to be? Of course it's silly slapstick dumb humor. It can totally be funny but you cannot seriously approach this with any sort of common sense/rationality. The bear gets high on crack. I mean - use your imagination - there is levels of funny with that. If it sucks it's not that funny. If done well, that's a great time at the theater!!!!