Cocaine Bear

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Sounds Sharknado like

Good call- I saw Cocaine Bear. Good star power but not as good as Sharknado actually. Great to see Ray Liotta though!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Literally cannot WAIT to see this! Everyone says a true callback to ridiculous 80s slashers. A good 'bad' movie that knows exactly how silly and crazy it is and leans into it and doesn't take itself too seriously.

Agree I don't know what's up with this thread, I think anyone that goes into 'Cocaine Bear' and is shocked by what they find isn't as erudite as they think they are hahaha

- someone who watches a very wide variety of media!

No. Not even close.

[Anonymous]

Would rather see the new Scream movie.

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Anonymous wrote:Just watched the trailer.

Why on earth did Keri Russell make this movie? I mean, she’s no Meryl Streep, but you’d think she have better options following the success of The Americans.

Well you aren't going to see it but I did and it's hilarious. And fun. I can see why someone would want to let lose after that show and do something crazy.

[Anonymous]

Loved it. Big screen, comfy chair, popcorn. There was a bear. And it got into some cocaine. Hijinx ensued. That's it!

Not everything needs to be a meditation on Man's relation to the Sublime or a woman rediscovering herself in middle age or build on three prior films of backstory.

It was silly and a little gross. Good times!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Loved it. Big screen, comfy chair, popcorn. There was a bear. And it got into some cocaine. Hijinx ensued. That's it!

Not everything needs to be a meditation on Man's relation to the Sublime or a woman rediscovering herself in middle age or build on three prior films of backstory.

It was silly and a little gross. Good times!

Exactly -- I spend 50 hours a week saving the world. I don't mind spending an hour or two on a weekend tuning out and watching something silly/rediculous/entertaining. I'm giggling thinking of offshoots - Crack Rabbit or maybe Ketamine Gopher.

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Anonymous wrote:What age would you let your kids see it?

13 or 14 ok?

We don’t allow our kids to watch trash, so no.

Your kids are only allowed to watch movies that you enjoy?

Now how did you get that from my post? I sad we don’t allow our kids to watch trash. Cocaine Bear is trash. Just the name alone is a clue.

The Princess Bride is also trash and lots of parents have let their kids watch that trash. Why even enter a thread just to bash a movie you won’t see.

The Princess Bride is better than Shakespeare.

[Anonymous]

I saw this last night. I went into it with low expectations (it was DH's turn to pick) but I was pleasantly surprised at how much I enjoyed it and laughed.

It's not something I would have picked at all.

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So interesting the person who labeled this trash said she knew nothing about it and wouldn’t Be seeing it, but apparently used ChatGPT to come up with an opinion on it and declares it trash.

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This is the type of movie that you can wait until it comes out on Netflix to see. Who pays to go see this in the theater?!

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Anonymous wrote:This is the type of movie that you can wait until it comes out on Netflix to see. Who pays to go see this in the theater?!

We do because we love the communal experience of the theatre and the popcorn is so yummy.

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Anonymous wrote:This is the type of movie that you can wait until it comes out on Netflix to see. Who pays to go see this in the theater?!

We do because we love the communal experience of the theatre and the popcorn is so yummy.

I only go for good movies as it’s so expensive now.

[Anonymous]

I have no plans to see it. I just hope it doesn't make America's hillbillies feed their pets/kids drugs for fun more than they already are.

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This is the stupidest premise for a movie I have ever heard. And apparently it’s really long! Over two hours a way too long to be watching basically one joke. Even the trailer sucks. No one kids or adults will be seeing this movie from our house!

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I find the whole notion of any creature ingesting pounds of cocaine so upsetting. It’s not funny it’s sad and scary. People have gotten so desensitized to drugs and violence they are desensitized to the actual harm and pain involved.