The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I want Fakelania to do an AMA. I need to know about the Kevlar vest. How does she not look boxy in this pic? ^^

Melania probably isn’t a real target like Donnie was. We know she was the target of a lot of vindictive racism but I don’t remember Mrs. Obama wearing any easy to spot body armor. And Fauxlania wouldn’t necessarily wear any body armor at all - she’s the human shield. And I would imagine that she’s not there for that kind of threat, I think his dementia is such that he’s a fall risk. She was there to block any possible falls.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

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So many questions about this.
Is this a farewell to Washington outing?
Why visit the monuments late at night?
Does this prove JK is really a vampire?
Wtf is up with the fugly doily on her neck?

I fear covid and I fear covid teeth.

People always say that the art of the Lincoln Memorial is the way his face conveys different things to different viewers. Here, it seems to be conveying the 19th century version of GMAFB.
Also, how can Ivanka mess up a simple tweed coat?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:



So many questions about this.
Is this a farewell to Washington outing?
Why visit the monuments late at night?
Does this prove JK is really a vampire?
Wtf is up with the fugly doily on her neck?

I fear covid and I fear covid teeth.

People always say that the art of the Lincoln Memorial is the way his face conveys different things to different viewers. Here, it seems to be conveying the 19th century version of GMAFB.
Also, how can Ivanka mess up a simple tweed coat?

Ivanka has definitely lost weight within the last 6 weeks. She has a waist and is not as hippy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:



So many questions about this.
Is this a farewell to Washington outing?
Why visit the monuments late at night?
Does this prove JK is really a vampire?
Wtf is up with the fugly doily on her neck?

I fear covid and I fear covid teeth.

People always say that the art of the Lincoln Memorial is the way his face conveys different things to different viewers. Here, it seems to be conveying the 19th century version of GMAFB.
Also, how can Ivanka mess up a simple tweed coat?

Ivanka has definitely lost weight within the last 6 weeks. She has a waist and is not as hippy.

Hi Vanky!!

Thats a big leap to make from a boxy coat photo.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:



So many questions about this.
Is this a farewell to Washington outing?
Why visit the monuments late at night?
Does this prove JK is really a vampire?
Wtf is up with the fugly doily on her neck?

I fear covid and I fear covid teeth.

People always say that the art of the Lincoln Memorial is the way his face conveys different things to different viewers. Here, it seems to be conveying the 19th century version of GMAFB.
Also, how can Ivanka mess up a simple tweed coat?

Ivanka has definitely lost weight within the last 6 weeks. She has a waist and is not as hippy.

Look at her teeth.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:



So many questions about this.
Is this a farewell to Washington outing?
Why visit the monuments late at night?
Does this prove JK is really a vampire?
Wtf is up with the fugly doily on her neck?

I fear covid and I fear covid teeth.

People always say that the art of the Lincoln Memorial is the way his face conveys different things to different viewers. Here, it seems to be conveying the 19th century version of GMAFB.
Also, how can Ivanka mess up a simple tweed coat?

It's her good Republican cloth coat a la Pat Nixon.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:



So many questions about this.
Is this a farewell to Washington outing?
Why visit the monuments late at night?
Does this prove JK is really a vampire?
Wtf is up with the fugly doily on her neck?

I fear covid and I fear covid teeth.

People always say that the art of the Lincoln Memorial is the way his face conveys different things to different viewers. Here, it seems to be conveying the 19th century version of GMAFB.
Also, how can Ivanka mess up a simple tweed coat?

Ivanka has definitely lost weight within the last 6 weeks. She has a waist and is not as hippy.

Look at her teeth.

Like piano keys.

[Anonymous]

They are clearly veneers. My teeth are good enough so I don't need veneers but I've seen how amazing they make some of my friends' faces look - particularly in pictures. Up close, not so much.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:They are clearly veneers. My teeth are good enough so I don't need veneers but I've seen how amazing they make some of my friends' faces look - particularly in pictures. Up close, not so much.

No, she didn’t used to have those enormous gaps.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:



So many questions about this.
Is this a farewell to Washington outing?
Why visit the monuments late at night?
Does this prove JK is really a vampire?
Wtf is up with the fugly doily on her neck?

I fear covid and I fear covid teeth.

People always say that the art of the Lincoln Memorial is the way his face conveys different things to different viewers. Here, it seems to be conveying the 19th century version of GMAFB.
Also, how can Ivanka mess up a simple tweed coat?

Ivanka has definitely lost weight within the last 6 weeks. She has a waist and is not as hippy.

Look at her teeth.

Like piano keys.

Why is there a washcloth on her lapel area?

[Anonymous]

Has this been discussed here? (It’s from last year, but I haven’t seen mention of it, but think it’s SO mention-worthy):







The woman spent over $2k on a skirt to look like a joke at the UN assembly.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Has this been discussed here? (It’s from last year, but I haven’t seen mention of it, but think it’s SO mention-worthy):







The woman spent over $2k on a skirt to look like a joke at the UN assembly.

Girl are you kidding this is the famous “lights on at the UN” incident and was thoroughly discussed probably in the prior thread. And that ridiculous skirt! What a sad joke she is. Couldn’t she just wear a suit like a normal person?

[Anonymous]

Oh, we savaged that outfit!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:



So many questions about this.
Is this a farewell to Washington outing?
Why visit the monuments late at night?
Does this prove JK is really a vampire?
Wtf is up with the fugly doily on her neck?

I never thought I’d be defending Ivanka, but:

-The kids really are good ages for a VIP tour of Washington, especially since they’re moving. Even if they’ve done it before.
-I’ve done a late night tour of the monuments with out of town guests, and it was stunningly beautiful, with zero crowds. I highly recommend it, especially when the weather is good.
-Maybe. Well, some type of humanoid form, anyway. Was this still in question?
-I hope it was a gift from a very dear friend/ family member. That’s the only explanation I can imagine.

[Anonymous]

Well, the coat appears to have some kind of doodad to hook the potholder on. Why it is black on one side and white on the other is another question.

But I do have potholders a friend made that looks just like.